Guest Stunt Granny Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 1. He's less offensive than necrophilia.
sluggo Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 3. He can cut a promo better than the World Champion
RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 5. You can't say his name without smiling.
iggymcfly Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 6. He relies less on cheap heat than JBL does.
Team Angle Pusher Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 7. He has 20 years left in him to improve in the ring
snuffbox Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 8. He gets over with the retarded demographic.
Kardo Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 9. He has a good manager who's decent in the ring
King Cucaracha Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 I call foul on 3 and 6. 7 isn't a good thing, because it shows he NEEDS to improve. A lot. But, I digress. Â 10. They're short on jobbers after all the releases.
JJ Johnson Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 12. He gets better ratings than all of UPN's lame shows about modelling and whores that think they're detectives combined!
Fartsauce Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 13. The Undertaker won't have anyone backstage to fetch him coffee.
Ced Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 14. Even with the bad press, he still has a better gimmick than The Boogeyman.
Fökai Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 15. The national media won't give a shit about the WWE.
Guest Korgath Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 18. Best heel manager since Paul Bearer.
King Kamala Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 21. He's better than the Iron Shiek. I'm talking 2005 Iron Shiek. Not 1984 Iron Shiek. I highly doubt Hassan could swing those Persian clubs like the Shiek.
Guest MikeSC Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 24. If you do, the terrorists would have already won.
Guest Nater Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 26. As an Arab-American, he's used to this type of discrimination... Â but that doesnt mean its okay.
The Mandarin Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 21. He's better than the Iron Shiek. I'm talking 2005 Iron Shiek. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â No he isn't. Did you see him during the HOF ceremony and the Greatest Superstars of the 80's DVD? "Sheek-heh" is the man. He's close, though. Â 28. Wrestling needs more Muslims. Praise be to Allah. Â 29. Hassan gets a huge babyface reaction when my friends and I watch SmackDown. The subsequent living room pop for Hassan, Daivari and terrorists is second only to Christian and maybe Eddie Guerrero.
King Kamala Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 30. Cause if he's gone they'll have to replace him with a less offensive Arab..............Tiger Ali Singh!
BifEverchad Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 31. SmackDown! needs all the attention it can get.
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