101 reasons not to remove Hassan from Smackdown!

[Guest Stunt Granny]

1. He's less offensive than necrophilia.

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2. Best music on Smackdown.

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3. He can cut a promo better than the World Champion

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4. He's not even Arab-American.

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5. You can't say his name without smiling.

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6. He relies less on cheap heat than JBL does.

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7. He has 20 years left in him to improve in the ring

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8. He gets over with the retarded demographic.

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9. He has a good manager who's decent in the ring

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I call foul on 3 and 6. 7 isn't a good thing, because it shows he NEEDS to improve. A lot. But, I digress.

 

10. They're short on jobbers after all the releases.

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11. It's just wrestling!

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12. He gets better ratings than all of UPN's lame shows about modelling and whores that think they're detectives combined!

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13. The Undertaker won't have anyone backstage to fetch him coffee.

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14. Even with the bad press, he still has a better gimmick than The Boogeyman.

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15. The national media won't give a shit about the WWE.

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16. It's only UPN anyway

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17. Its racism!

[Guest Korgath]

18. Best heel manager since Paul Bearer.

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19. Arm-BAR

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20. Less Hassan = Less Daivari

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21. He's better than the Iron Shiek. I'm talking 2005 Iron Shiek. Not 1984 Iron Shiek. I highly doubt Hassan could swing those Persian clubs like the Shiek.

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22. Arm-BAR

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23. Come on.. It's Bossman!

[Guest MikeSC]

24. If you do, the terrorists would have already won.

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25. ARM-bar

[Guest Nater]

26. As an Arab-American, he's used to this type of discrimination...

 

but that doesnt mean its okay.

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27. Jericho arm-bar

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21. He's better than the Iron Shiek. I'm talking 2005 Iron Shiek.

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No he isn't. Did you see him during the HOF ceremony and the Greatest Superstars of the 80's DVD? "Sheek-heh" is the man. He's close, though.

 

28. Wrestling needs more Muslims. Praise be to Allah.

 

29. Hassan gets a huge babyface reaction when my friends and I watch SmackDown. The subsequent living room pop for Hassan, Daivari and terrorists is second only to Christian and maybe Eddie Guerrero.

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30. Cause if he's gone they'll have to replace him with a less offensive Arab..............Tiger Ali Singh!

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31. SmackDown! needs all the attention it can get.