Star Ocean 3 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces! Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him? Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass! Zangief: ...you got paid? Zangief: D.J. come on, the enemies of peace and freedom are at the walls! D.J.: Are you demented man? Bison is the enemy of peace and freedom. These people have come all over the world to stop him. Zangief: Bison's a bad guy? Guile: I'm gonna kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass SO HARD!....that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Cammy: Cammy here, are you all right? Colonel William F. Guile: Yes. I'm just half dead. Cammy: And Bison? Colonel William F. Guile: All dead.
Darthtiki Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 If this is the best movie ever, then Uwe Boll is Cecil B. DeMille
Open the Muggy Gate Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces! Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it. Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday. The movie may have sucked, but damn that was a fucking awesome line.
Kahran Ramsus Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 This is one of those hilariously awful films, as opposed to just awful. It is just so unintentionally stupid, that you can't help but enjoy yourself. Don't watch it more than once though.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 I've seen it about 5 or 6 times. Everytime it's on T.V., I just have to watch it. But that's because I love watching bad movies. One question though: why the hell was Jean Claude Van Dam cast as Guile and Raul Julia cast as Bison?
Ravenbomb Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 I always wondered more why Guile was the main character, when Ryu and Ken were always the most popular, and IIRC the main characters in the video games
5_moves_of_doom Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 My favorite line goes something like (and this is just from memory...) M. BISON: "What's wrong Guile?? You came here expecting to face a MADMAN, and instead you found a GOD!?!?!?" And then he shoots lightning bolts out of his hands at him.
Damaramu Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 I always wondered more why Guile was the main character, when Ryu and Ken were always the most popular, and IIRC the main characters in the video games <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because Guile is an american hero and all...
Special K Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Raul Julia owned this movie in every possible way. It's sort of sad it was his last movie ever. Nearly as bad as Orson Welles' last screen credit bein the voice of Unikron.
Hogan Made Wrestling Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Raul Julia owned this movie in every possible way. It's sort of sad it was his last movie ever. Nearly as bad as Orson Welles' last screen credit bein the voice of Unikron. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BLASPHEMY~! How dare you besmirch the greatest of Transformers the Movie.
2GOLD Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Raul Julia owned this movie in every possible way. It's sort of sad it was his last movie ever. Nearly as bad as Orson Welles' last screen credit bein the voice of Unikron. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wasn't Raul's last movie that HBO original film that was released after his death? Down came a blackbird or something like that? Street Fighter was his last feature film though. His best film was clearly his performance in "The Rookie".
Si82 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 I always wondered more why Guile was the main character, when Ryu and Ken were always the most popular, and IIRC the main characters in the video games <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because Guile is an american hero and all... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
dubq Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 The guy who played DJ also played Juwanna Mann. Does it get any better than that??
dubq Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Raul Julia owned this movie in every possible way. It's sort of sad it was his last movie ever. Nearly as bad as Orson Welles' last screen credit bein the voice of Unikron. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Welles did a movie after that, in '87. I can't remember the name right now, though.
Ripper Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Guile: I'm gonna kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass SO HARD!....that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! You quoted it wrong. He said: I'm gonna kick that susa-a-bich Bison's ass SO HARD!!! Van Damme couldn't get son of a bitch out to save his life.
Gary Floyd Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Wasn't Cammy played by Kylie Minogue? Because if so... I remember seeing that in the theater when I was a kid. When the movie was over, the audience was split between laughing at how bad it was or just pissed off at the movie. It's always been the former for me.
Black Lushus Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 my biggest gripe was the way they portrayed Ryu and Ken as basically a couple of bumbling inept slapshticky crooks..
Special K Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 There was a movie released after the Transformers movie with Welles, but T:tM was the last one he worked for, and is, according to IMDb his official final film. And I like that movie, but it's Orson Welles.
Hoff Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 That line about Tuesday has to be the greatest line in a movie ever.
Slayer Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose. Megatron: Nobody summons Megatron. Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the first. Welles also did voice work for a couple Manowar albums in his final years.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Isn't a Street Fighter Part 2 going to be made?
Nighthawk Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Guile was more popular than Ryu and Ken in the arcades I frequented. So he had at least a cult following.
Epic Reine Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Street Fighter is definatley one of my guilty pleasure films. It's so bad but I love every minute of it. "QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" By far, the best line in the whole movie. The expression Zangief makes while everyone else looks at him like a dumbass is priceless.
Ravenbomb Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Isn't a Street Fighter Part 2 going to be made? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://imdb.com/title/tt0114563/
Conspiracy_Victim Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 First of all, I think everyone is overlooking Overdrawn at the Memory Bank for classic underappreciated Raul Julia cinema. Second of all, this is for you lovecraft:
eiker_ir Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 The guy who played DJ also played Juwanna Mann. Does it get any better than that?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeas it does, he played Spider in Return of the Living Dead. "Cuz you're one spooky motherfucker man..." and about SF, i always liked the last frame with everyone giving their winning poses like in the game, mark out moment
Guest Smues Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 First of all, I think everyone is overlooking Overdrawn at the Memory Bank for classic underappreciated Raul Julia cinema. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll have to scroll up that cinema again.
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