On old people in restaurants...

[gWIL 0]

Old people suck. They come in at like 3 or 4 for fucking dinner then it takes them 3 hours to share an order of fish. Fish which the hardest and most time consuming thing to cook on our menu. Which they then send back after having ate half of it. They all drink fucking tea. Then when they get up to leave they take forever to stand up and then even longer to walk 20 feet to the door. Which is why I support euthanasia.

[snuffbox 0]

Creed rocks, dude.

[Guest Vitamin X]

No they don't, dude. Not in the slightest.

[Carnival 0]

Intro on "Bullets" =

[Art Sandusky 0]

Those cads, all ordering tea. Jesus man, get a fuckin' grip.

[gWIL 0]

Snuffbox, GnR has got to be the most overrated band of all time. Axl Rose is an annoying piece of shit. At least Scott Stapp is good for a laugh.

[gWIL 0]

Those cads, all ordering tea. Jesus man, get a fuckin' grip.

 

Tea involves like 5 dishes as opposed to the normal 1 dish needed for a drink. This makes it hard to buss a table in one trip to the table. Cause I have to carry all those fucking dishes which are also always at least 75% full so often spill on myself as well.

[gWIL 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Those cads, all ordering tea. Jesus man, get a fuckin' grip.

 

Tea involves like 5 dishes as opposed to the normal 1 dish needed for a drink. This makes it hard to buss a table in one trip to the table. Cause I have to carry all those fucking dishes which are also always at least 75% full so often spill on myself as well.

Hone your style then. There's always a better way to bus a table.

 

Is this a fine dining place? Why the fuck do you need dishes for drinks?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much.

 

Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

About a month or so ago at the Golden Arches the better half and I were eating by these old people who were loud and wouldn't shut up. They kept bitching about how expensive everything was, so I began talking out loud to the better half saying that how 50+ years ago this value meal would have only cost a dime because I I would only be making $5 per week. The old people then began bitching about my President and how he's talking away their Social Security or some shit, to which I then began saying something like how great it was to own oil stocks because Halliburton's quarterly dividends were helping to pay for my delicious meal.

 

As we got up to leave one of the old hags said out loud, while looking at me, "So when is that devil finally going to be out of office?" To which I replied, "So when are you finally going to be dead?" That shut them up.

[Red Baron 0]

Quality KKK post right there.

[Art Sandusky 0]

About a month or so ago at the Golden Arches the better half and I were eating by these old people who were loud and wouldn't shut up. They kept bitching about how expensive everything was, so I began talking out loud to the better half saying that how 50+ years ago this value meal would have only cost a dime because I I would only be making $5 per week. The old people then began bitching about my President and how he's talking away their Social Security or some shit, to which I then began saying something like how great it was to own oil stocks because Halliburton's quarterly dividends were helping to pay for my delicious meal.

 

As we got up to leave one of the old hags said out loud, while looking at me, "So when is that devil finally going to be out of office?" To which I replied, "So when are you finally going to be dead?" That shut them up.

Wow, you sure zinged 'em good.

[gWIL 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much.

 

Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

 

If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table.

[gWIL 0]

About the tea: It's served in a coffe cup with one of those metal things for hot water with small plates for both of them as well as a plate for honey and sugar.

[gWIL 0]

Hell, I gotta pay the bills too. My base pay is $3/hr. On a good night I average $15/hr on a night with lots of old people I average, if I'm lucky, $8/hr.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Wow, you sure zinged 'em good.

 

Not as good as the reaper will shortly.

 

If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's.

 

I feel you. One time I was out with the old man and he was so goddamn fussy about what he wanted to order it was downright embarrassing. Not only that, but he was also trying to make stupid conversation with every server/waiter/etc, which would annoy the hell out of me if I was working that job. After all of that he only tipped $1. I waited until he left the table and added a $5 to the total.

[KGB 0]

You seem like a catankerous old codger yourself, kkk.

[Hoff 0]

I used to work as a waiter, and old people do tend to send a lot of food back (comparatively). I remember one later who sent a hot dog back because, and I quote, "the bun is too soft, and too doughy." We had no other buns, so naturally she demanded a free hamburger. But then, cheapskates are cheapskates and I'm sure she was a tight-fisted cunt at 25.

 

I never minded them taking forever, though. I had plenty of tables and made damn good money. But then, we were pretty understaffed.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You seem like a catankerous old codger yourself, kkk.

 

You're right, but the stuff I bitch about is worth bitching about.

[BruiserKC 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much.

 

Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

 

If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table.

 

I hate mandatory tipping. I see you getting frustrated at the cheapskates who demand the world and don't show their appreciation. At the same time, as I'm the customer I should determine what my gratuity is depending on your service. If the service meets my standards, I tip. If they exceed my standards, I tip well. If your service sucks, no tip.

[The Czech Republic 0]

They all drink fucking tea.

I drink fucking tea. Fucking tea is fucking good. I prefer lemon and peppermint if we're talking about hot tea; best cold tea is that sweet tea you get in the South. Mmm.

[haws bah gawd 0]

They all drink fucking tea.

I drink fucking tea. Fucking tea is fucking good. I prefer lemon and peppermint if we're talking about hot tea; best cold tea is that sweet tea you get in the South. Mmm.

 

I live in SC and hot tea is pretty hard to come across around these parts. It's almost an 'exotic' drink. If you go to about 95% of the resturants around here and ask for hot tea, your server will just look at you strange.

[gWIL 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much.

 

Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

 

If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table.

 

I hate mandatory tipping. I see you getting frustrated at the cheapskates who demand the world and don't show their appreciation. At the same time, as I'm the customer I should determine what my gratuity is depending on your service. If the service meets my standards, I tip. If they exceed my standards, I tip well. If your service sucks, no tip.

 

You do know that base pay for servers is like $3/ hr.

[chuck415 0]

 

You do know that base pay for servers is like $3/ hr.

And why is this the customers fault?

[Hoff 0]

Where do you live, gWIL? Up here in Minnesota, servers make the same minimum wage as everyone, and then tips on top of that. Plus, I kept getting raises, so when I left I was at about $7/hr plus tips, which put me near $17, $18/hr on a good day. But I know Wisconsin is different, and one of my good friends only made about $2.50/hr, and she worked at a really nice Italian place in Milwaukee.

[the max 0]

Then the fuckers tip the servers like %1, so my tip out is lower. Old people shouldn't get a free pass just because they're old.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much.

 

Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

 

If you can't afford to tip at least 15% you shouldn't be eating out. Period. I work at a sports bar, it's not like it's fine dining, it's a sports bar similar to Applebee's. And about honing my style human hands can only handle so much and we are not supposed to bring the bus tub to the table.

 

I hate mandatory tipping. I see you getting frustrated at the cheapskates who demand the world and don't show their appreciation. At the same time, as I'm the customer I should determine what my gratuity is depending on your service. If the service meets my standards, I tip. If they exceed my standards, I tip well. If your service sucks, no tip.

 

You do know that base pay for servers is like $3/ hr.

 

I hate this excuse.

 

I had practically the same job that you have, making $2.85 base pay. I wasn't making enough in tips either. So I fucking quit.

 

Be a big boy about this. Tired of working your ass off for a dollar tip? Get another fucking job.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Seriously though, the whole "I only make 3 dollars an hour, TIP ME!" argument is stupid. Just get a job where they actually have to pay you minimum wage, and stop bitching.

 

I hate people who get tips, myself, mostly because of my job. I take an hour out of my day to help some customer get a TV off the top shelf, wait in line with them, bring it out to their car, take the TV out of the box and load it into the car myself, and they drive off. I don't even have to do all that stuff, I'm just being nice. I get nothing, 95% of the time.

 

You carry a plate of food from one place to another and people are *expected* to give you more money because of it, even though the only friggin' reason you work there in the first place is to move that food? Fuck you.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I was a waiter for less than half a shift one time. I'll never do it again, unless it's at one of those insult themed places, at which I could be the manager.

 

I quit because I said "fuckin' sprite" in front of a family of four, and was going to get fired anyway.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Seriously though, the whole "I only make 3 dollars an hour, TIP ME!" argument is stupid. Just get a job where they actually have to pay you minimum wage, and stop bitching.

 

I hate people who get tips, myself, mostly because of my job. I take an hour out of my day to help some customer get a TV off the top shelf, wait in line with them, bring it out to their car, take the TV out of the box and load it into the car myself, and they drive off. I don't even have to do all that stuff, I'm just being nice. I get nothing, 95% of the time.

 

You carry a plate of food from one place to another and people are *expected* to give you more money because of it, even though the only friggin' reason you work there in the first place is to move that food? Fuck you.

There's never any getting through to what I call the "I work in a restaurant and am thus entitled to 15%" people. We fire those people at the place I work.