Matt Young Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/200...egnant_aga.html Yeah, she's fucked. No pun intended. She'll never get back the body she had before, and if she doesn't have that, she doesn't have much ofa career.
Red Baron Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 This reminds me of the parody on Family Guy. "Hey, knock it off. I'm trying to watch the Britney Spears comeback special." Britney "I have five kids now, and have lost a leg to diabetes, but thank you to all my fans that have supported me throughout my caree".
2GOLD Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 K-Fed has decided if he can't get fans to buy his cd, then dammit he's going to make his OWN fans using Britney's womb!
Black Lushus Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 Matt, there are plenty of women out there that have 2, 3, 4 kids and you would never know until you saw them all.
snuffbox Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 Britney will not be one of those girls...
Matt Young Posted February 2, 2006 Author Report Posted February 2, 2006 Matt, there are plenty of women out there that have 2, 3, 4 kids and you would never know until you saw them all. That is true. I've seen women with near perfect bodies who have kids. But how is Britney going to drop the weight when she's constantly pregnant?
Nighthawk Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 Nice. While I don't doubt for a second that she is, the information given is hardly a confirmation.
Dogbert Posted February 2, 2006 Report Posted February 2, 2006 Matt, there are plenty of women out there that have 2, 3, 4 kids and you would never know until you saw them all. I have an aunt who's given birth to 9 kids, and lost two others. She is a certifiable twig.
haws bah gawd Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Matt, there are plenty of women out there that have 2, 3, 4 kids and you would never know until you saw them all. I have an aunt who's given birth to 9 kids, and lost two others. She is a certifiable twig. 9 kids? Your Aunt is a MACHINE Dogbert. I remember a few months back after she had the first kid, that Britney said she and Kevin were gonna get straight to work on having another. No surprises here.
Black Lushus Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 makes sense, get it all done and out of the way, make a comeback later down the line...I mean her popularity was dropping anyway, so what does she have to lose...for god's sake, Madonna had two kids and looks like she hasn't eaten in months! take the time off, that way people will be excitied for your comeback later.
Special K Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Well, with Britney the veneer came off, and everyone knows now that she's really just an average looking girl who had a great big set of fake tits, something I've been contending for forever. Once that fantasy's been destroyed, I think it's over. Those are going to be some fucking stupid kids.
Black Lushus Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Well, with Britney the veneer came off, and everyone knows now that she's really just an average looking girl who had a great big set of fake tits, something I've been contending for forever. Once that fantasy's been destroyed, I think it's over. Those are going to be some fucking stupid kids. well you're probably right, I was just looking at it from her perspective, her manager's perspective, agent's whatever. but yeah, you're probably right.
Hoff Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Am I the only one who found the girl beautiful when she first busted onto the scene so many years ago? I'm not even talking body; I just think she's extremely pretty. As far as the kids go, Matt made me laugh with the idea of just a perpetually pregnant Britney. Pop one out, pop the next one in. Be a lot of stress on the body. Anyway, if this is true, good for her, but you'd think it would just be that much harder for her to get back into MTV shape.
Dobbs 3K Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Maybe she doesn't even really care about making a comeback. She's probably made so much money in the last eight years that she'll never have to work again...so long as her hubby doesn't blow all her money (which seems entirely possible).
Dobbs 3K Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Maybe she doesn't even really care about making a comeback. She's probably made so much money in the last eight years that she'll never have to work again...so long as her hubby doesn't blow all her money (which seems entirely possible).
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 I agree with Hoff. I always thought Britney was pretty, and besides, there's always her cloned sister Jamie Lynn who looks just like Britney used to.
naiwf Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Am I the only one who found the girl beautiful when she first busted onto the scene so many years ago? I'm not even talking body; I just think she's extremely pretty. As far as the kids go, Matt made me laugh with the idea of just a perpetually pregnant Britney. Pop one out, pop the next one in. Be a lot of stress on the body. Anyway, if this is true, good for her, but you'd think it would just be that much harder for her to get back into MTV shape. Britney was never that good looking. Maybe living in NYC I'm spoiled, but on any given day there are many girls her age that I could see that would have put Britney to shame even before she became a fat, chain smoking slob.
snuffbox Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 She used to look better than Ashley Simpson.
Black Lushus Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 with her kind of money, she'll have no troubles getting back into MTV shape. If everyday women can do it, rich women definently can, look at Pam Anderson.
naiwf Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 She used to look better than Ashley Simpson. Well about 75% of the female population in the US does, so that's not saying much.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2006 Report Posted February 3, 2006 Regardless of her appearance, she's too old to make a comeback as what she was. She'll need a reinvention. Her idol Madonna did that repeatedly and failed as often as she succeeded. And much as I like Britney Spears... she's no Madonna.
Vampiro69 Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Some of you are sayin that she isn't that hot compared to the women in your area. Would you mind telling me where you live, cause in North Dakota we have some damn ugly women up here.
naiwf Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 NYC. Aside from maybe Miami and LA, I'd say we've got one of the highest hot chicks per square mile in the country. I've dated some women that were hotter than Britney and I'm pretty average and don't have a lot of money.
Gary Floyd Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 Knowing who the father is (Federline), the kid they have right now probably wishes he had hung himself with his umbilical chord while in the womb.
Nighthawk Posted February 4, 2006 Report Posted February 4, 2006 I actually did that. There was an emergency C section.
Sideburnious Posted February 5, 2006 Report Posted February 5, 2006 K-Fed is just doing it to get child support.
CBright7831 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Federline is such a fucking bum. He dresses like one, and on top of that, he's living off of his wife.
Hawk 34 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Federline is such a fucking smart guy. he's living off of his wife. EFA
2GOLD Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Federline is such a fucking smart guy. he's living off of his wife. EFA Not only that but thanks to her, he might get to release his shitty album. I'd say he's a smart motherfucker. I mean, he's not the one who was driving around with his baby in his lap.
Special K Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 He was the one who tried to get the baby's ears pierced.
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