EdwardKnoxII Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Fuck it this needs it's own thread After what happened monday with Mama it seems they plan to kill her so if they do what happens afterwards. Here are some ideas. When Mama dies her soul enters the Big Show's body and takes it over and Big Show becomes "That's My White Mama". And if anyone can pull it off it's the Big Show. Or when Mama dies Eddie souls enter her body and takes it over and then we're treated to Theal riding to the ring in a lowrider, doing frog splashes, and talking in a bad Mexican accent. Or they can do tribute shows for Mama on Raw and SD and have interviews with the wrestlers whose lives she touched and everyone will wear Mama shirts. Cept for Orton, of course. Benoit and HHH will wrestle a match in her honor. Afterwards, Shelton will pull a "Rey" and start to wrestle matches in her honor and calling out her name for help when he is in trouble. Then Orton will come over to RAW and say that Mama is in hell with Eddie and taking it up the ass from Satan. And then Orton will wreck the Mama Memorial Lowrider. Anyone else have any ideas?
David Blazenwing Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Nice. Seriously, don't give Vince any ideas. Please.
Promoter Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Personally, I think we'll see his sister Brandy appear next week in his corner. Maybe some of the comic view comedians on BET will do a tribute.
Dangerous A Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 I want a music video with the souls of Mama Benjamin and Eddie in illuminated light, looking down on the roster and showering them with heavenly rain and the roster looking up at Mama Benjamin and Eddie and smiling. All to the tune of Bone Thugs N Harmony's "Tha Crossroads".
spman Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 I'd assume this will end up being another Funeral angle.
Guest Quik Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Mama Benjamin died from the steroid abuse, I bet. I really hope they do a funeral angle, because it would officially be the end of Vince's sanity. That, and the company might revolt.
EdwardKnoxII Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Posted February 8, 2006 Or Mama can make a deal with the devil to return to the living. Only thing is Satan returned her 5 years later in the body of a hellspawn with limited powers and a living costume with a cape and chains and once the powers run out Mama will become a leader of Satan's army of hellspawn.
razazteca Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 The evil trio of Undertaker, Kane, Boogeyman will resurrect Zombie Mama...she will eventually become Boogeyman's valet.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Bryan Alvarez just posted on the Figure Four Weekly Online board that Mama Benjamin is "doing just fine".
Promoter Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 I want a music video with the souls of Mama Benjamin and Eddie in illuminated light, looking down on the roster and showering them with heavenly rain and the roster looking up at Mama Benjamin and Eddie and smiling. All to the tune of Bone Thugs N Harmony's "Tha Crossroads". Hmm...didn't Eddie's grandma or something also get a heart attack in 2004? Vince is now ripping off Eddie storylines. When will the exploitation stop?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Mama Benjamin is just fine...until Big Show shows up at the Hospital to give her flowers and say he's sorry and ends up giving her another heart attack.
EdwardKnoxII Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Posted February 8, 2006 At the funeral Kane will fuck Mama's dead body. Or Triple H wearing a Kane mask will do it.
Promoter Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Sounds just right to me. Two recycled storylines that Big Show and Kane have been in. I wonder if the spirit of Big Boss Man and Katie Vick is floating around here.
EdwardKnoxII Posted February 8, 2006 Author Report Posted February 8, 2006 Yeah when Mama dies Big Show can take that poem that Boss Man used for his dad and make it about Mama. And then Big Show will crash the funeral and Shelton will end up doing some casket surfing. And then we'll find that Shelton is a bastard child.
Promoter Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Could it be that Shelton's real mama was a horrible mom and Thea became his mom by default. I think we are in store for Mama Benjamin vs. Mama Benjamin at Mania 22.
Guest Dam(o)nYankees Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Bryan Alvarez just posted on the Figure Four Weekly Online board that Mama Benjamin is "doing just fine". Hooray~!
David Blazenwing Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 I want a music video with the souls of Mama Benjamin and Eddie in illuminated light, looking down on the roster and showering them with heavenly rain and the roster looking up at Mama Benjamin and Eddie and smiling. All to the tune of Bone Thugs N Harmony's "Tha Crossroads". Hmm...didn't Eddie's grandma or something also get a heart attack in 2004? Vince is now ripping off Eddie storylines. When will the exploitation stop? Close, it was Eddie's mom. She just looks really old.
RavishingRickRudo Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Has anyone mentioned the doctor putting the stethoscope to her fat suit and getting confused by whether he should pretend that's her actual body or recognize this large piece of black material and put the 'scope under it? Oh the debate over maintaining his characters integrity or hers must've consumed him.
MillenniumMan831 Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 Maybe Mama will lose weight at the hospital thus Thea won't have to wear the fat suit anymore. They may as well hire Vicki Lawrence to play Big Show's Mama. Mama Show: I just got you a match with The Undertaker. Show: But Maahhhmmahhhh . . . how could you be so stuuuupid?!?
dubq Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 $10 says this ends up with Big Show becoming romantically involved with Shelton's "Mama"
GCWPatrick Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 The show must go on. Mama Benjamin would have wanted it that way.
haws bah gawd Posted February 8, 2006 Report Posted February 8, 2006 At the funeral Kane will fuck Mama's dead body. Or Triple H wearing a Kane mask will do it. Brilliant! Book it WWE!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 She's going to lose 400 lbs overnight and then go to Smackdown with Shelton and have a wierd fued with Booker T and Sharmell. and by wierd, I mean Booker is going to dump Sharmell for Mama Benjamin and eventually they plan to get married and that pisses Shelton off cause he doesn't want a new Daddy. ugh
Jericholic82 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Fuck it this needs it's own thread After what happened monday with Mama it seems they plan to kill her so if they do what happens afterwards. Here are some ideas. When Mama dies her soul enters the Big Show's body and takes it over and Big Show becomes "That's My White Mama". And if anyone can pull it off it's the Big Show. Or when Mama dies Eddie souls enter her body and takes it over and then we're treated to Theal riding to the ring in a lowrider, doing frog splashes, and talking in a bad Mexican accent. Or they can do tribute shows for Mama on Raw and SD and have interviews with the wrestlers whose lives she touched and everyone will wear Mama shirts. Cept for Orton, of course. Benoit and HHH will wrestle a match in her honor. Afterwards, Shelton will pull a "Rey" and start to wrestle matches in her honor and calling out her name for help when he is in trouble. Then Orton will come over to RAW and say that Mama is in hell with Eddie and taking it up the ass from Satan. And then Orton will wreck the Mama Memorial Lowrider. Anyone else have any ideas? I like the white mama thing, but they should hire Artie Lange to play the role of course
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 From WWE.com... Shelton's momma on the mend Feb. 8, 2006 Monday night on RAW, Shelton and everyone at WWE endured a major scare when Shelton’s momma collapsed at ringside. After interjecting herself in the match, Big Show shouted at Shelton’s momma. Soon after, she appeared out of breath and collapsed. Medical officials stretchered her out of the Phillips Arena and rushed her to a local Atlanta hospital. Doctors ran several tests, including an ECG (Electrocardiogram), and concluded that the early fears of a heart attack were put to rest. Instead, it was learned that Shelton’s momma suffers from a heart arrhythmia(irregular heart rhythm). Shelton’s momma was released from the hospital this morning at 9:14 and is now convalescing at home. Shelton and everyone at WWE are relieved and wish Shelton’s momma a speedy recovery.
Papacita Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Has anyone mentioned the doctor putting the stethoscope to her fat suit and getting confused by whether he should pretend that's her actual body or recognize this large piece of black material and put the 'scope under it? Oh the debate over maintaining his characters integrity or hers must've consumed him. I haven't watched Raw in a couple of weeks. Did that really happen?
Downhome Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 From PWInsider: The word I am getting is that Thea "Mama Benjamin" Vidale has an internal injury (I believe in the stomach) that needs attending to. Because of that, they needed to get her off of TV for a while so they decided to go with the heart attack angle.
Masked Man of Mystery Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 From PWInsider: The word I am getting is that Thea "Mama Benjamin" Vidale has an internal injury (I believe in the stomach) that needs attending to. Because of that, they needed to get her off of TV for a while so they decided to go with the heart attack angle. Real classy after Eddie dies of heart failure
Placebo Effect Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 From PWInsider: The word I am getting is that Thea "Mama Benjamin" Vidale has an internal injury (I believe in the stomach) that needs attending to. Because of that, they needed to get her off of TV for a while so they decided to go with the heart attack angle. Real classy after Eddie dies of heart failure Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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