Survivor: Cook Island

[Lord of The Curry]

I can see how people will be offended by this but fuck it, this is going to be all kinds of awesome.

 

Blacks vs Asians vs Hispanic vs Whitey

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I dont watch Survivor, but this sounds like a desperation ratings ploy.

[Hawkius Maximus]

...this could own so much, or suck so much. I do not see a borderline.

[Ripper]

I say place bets on the first group to say something racist about the others.

 

My money is blacks saying something racist about the asians.

 

Second Whites saying somthing racist about Hispanics.

 

We should start a pool.

[Jingus]

A pool? Why? Black guys can't swim, hispanics only swim if they're crossing the Rio Grande into the states, asians would prefer to watch bizarre anime porn of a girl getting raped by an octopus in a pool rather than get in one themselves, and then the white people will just buy the pool and have it moved to their backyard in the suburbs.

 

...oh, you mean a betting pool, right. Well, this cracker already threw out the first slurs, so all bets are off.

 

-Jingus, fighting racial harmony since 2002

[Special K]

God I hate what people will watch in this country. Fucking reality shows. I'm so sick of them.

[Hawkius Maximus]

Survivor is still a good show. It's all about watching how people react in shitty environments and try to out think each other.

 

I REALLY wish they'd quit fucking bringing in Models and shit though. Hire some goddamn outdoors people who know how to get shit done but aren't that good personality wise.

[ZGangsta]

So what if you're Arab, East Indian, or Native American?

[The Amazing Rando]

So what if you're Arab, East Indian, or Native American?

 

Taxi cabs aren't allowed on the island.

[Ginger Snaps]

Will this be in HD TV.

[randomguy]

So what if you're Arab, East Indian, or Native American?

 

Taxi cabs aren't allowed on the island.

 

 

ZING!

 

Seriously, this sounds awful. I like how in that link they say it isn't a stunt. Right...right...

[Golgo 13]

This could be the first time I ever watch Survivor.

[Lord of The Curry]

The white tribes luxury item should be money to try to buy off the black tribe. When the black tribe refuses they should say "fuck it, let's downsize" and just go to the hispanic tribe who will of course take the money and work at a discounted rate.

[Fökai]

Or when a team can't figure out a challenge, they'll stop mid-challenge to bribe the Asian team to figure it out for them.

[nl5xsk1]

I wonder what Pro Football Hall of Famer Reggie White would say about these tribes.

[Hogan Made Wrestling]

It will be interesting to see how the tribes merge.

 

One thing that is going to get really annoying as that after they've merged into 2 and then 1, when old tribal alliances come up people will be screaming "OMG RACIST~!" when it's the same shit that happens every time no matter how the tribes are broken up.

[Lord of The Curry]

Are you kidding? That's going to be the best part.

 

White Dude: I'm sick and tired of you people winning all the challenges!

 

*Dead silence*

 

Entire black team: YOU PEOPLE?

[Hogan Made Wrestling]

Are you kidding? That's going to be the best part.

 

White Dude: I'm sick and tired of you people winning all the challenges!

 

*Dead silence*

 

Entire black team: YOU PEOPLE?

 

I eagerly anticipate the first time someone refers to someone on the black team as "boy".

 

It's really too bad there's no arab team, because then I'd tune in just to see who calls who a terrorist first.

[Lord of The Curry]

They need to amp the stereotypes waaaaay the fuck up for this one. My suggestions.........

 

Tha Hustlaz (aka Team Black)

 

Team Requirements: At least one tribe member who refers to him/herself as "self-employed entrepenuer". Single moms are a must. Jail time prefereable.

 

The Jonses (aka Team White)

 

Team Requirements: Net income of well over 10 million a year between the group. WWII veterans nescessary. At least one woman who can't stop talking about her days on the plantation.

 

Team M.I.T (aka Team Asian)

 

Team Requirements: Combined IQ of 1000+. Professor of Chemistry and/or Math a must. Martial arts backgrounds not needed but preferable.

 

Team Bueno (aka Team Hispanic)

 

Team Requirements: Janitor/electrician a prerequisite. Elderly woman who's a hardcore Jesus-freak a must. Bald guy with religious tatoo's who overuses the phrase "holmes" needs to happen.

[Vyce]

It will be interesting to see how the tribes merge.

 

One thing that is going to get really annoying as that after they've merged into 2 and then 1, when old tribal alliances come up people will be screaming "OMG RACIST~!" when it's the same shit that happens every time no matter how the tribes are broken up.

 

The blacks will have a distinct advantange in this, since most of them still live in tribes anyway.

[slimm44]

And of course there's already controversy - NYC Wants Survivor Pulled

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060824/ap_en_tv/survivor

[MrRant]

Name: Rebecca Borman

Age: 34

Hometown: Laurelton, N.Y.

Occupation: Make-up artist

Name: Anh-Tuan "Cao Boi" Bui

Age: 42

Hometown: Christiansburg, Va.

Occupation: Nail salon manager

Name: Sekou Bunch

Age: 45

Hometown: Los Angeles (originally from New York City)

Occupation: Jazz musician

 

Name: J.P. Calderon

Age: 30

Hometown: Marina del Rey, Calif.

Occupation: Pro volleyball player

 

Name: Cristina Coria

Age: 35

Hometown: Los Angeles

Occupation: Police officer

 

Name: Stephanie Favor

Age: 35

Hometown: Columbia, S.C.

Occupation: Nursing student

 

Name: Billy Garcia

Age: 36

Hometown: New York (originally from Miami)

Occupation: Heavy metal guitarist

 

Name: Adam Gentry

Age: 28

Hometown: San Diego (originally from Fredericksburg, Va.)

Occupation: Copier sales

 

Name: Nathan Gonzalez

Age: 26

Hometown: Los Angeles

Occupation: Retail sales

 

Name: Jenny Guzon-Bae

Age: 36

Hometown: Lake Forest, Ill. (originally from Melrose Park, Ill.)

Occupation: Real estate agent

 

Name: Yul Kwon

Age: 31

Hometown: San Mateo, Calif. (originally from Flushing, N.Y.)

Occupation: Management consultant

 

Name: Becky Lee

Age: 28

Hometown: Washington, D.C. (originally from Pittsburgh)

Occupation: Attorney

 

Name: Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth

Age: 25

Hometown: Venice, Calif.

Occupation: Waiter

 

Name: Cecilia Mansilla

Age: 29

Hometown: Oakland, Calif. (originally from Arequipa, Peru)

Occupation: Technology risk consultant

 

Name: Sundra Oakley

Age: 31

Hometown: Los Angeles (originally from New York)

Occupation: Actress

 

Name: Jonathan Penner

Age: 44

Hometown: Los Angeles (originally from New York)

Occupation: Writer/producer

 

Name: Parvati Shallow

Age: 23

Hometown: Los Angeles (originally from Atlanta)

Occupation: Boxer/waitress

 

Name: Jessica Smith

Age: 27

Hometown: Chico, Calif.

Occupation: Performance artist/rollergirl

 

Name: Brad Virata

Age: 29

Hometown: Los Angeles (originally from Seattle)

Occupation: Fashion director

 

Name: Candice Woodcock

Age: 23

Hometown: Fayetteville, N.C.

Occupation: Pre-med student

[starvenger]

I dont watch Survivor, but this sounds like a desperation ratings ploy.

Good call, except that Survivor gets pretty high ratings.

 

So what if you're Arab, East Indian, or Native American?

Last I checked, the Arabian and Indian peninsulas were in Asia...

 

Name: Anh-Tuan "Cao Boi" Bui

Age: 42

Hometown: Christiansburg, Va.

Occupation: Nail salon manager

I'm shocked that he's not a professional poker player.

 

BTW, being Asian, I've no problem with the race warz. Of course, being Chinese, I know I belong to the most racist/xenophobic peoples on Earth, so I'd be a hypocrite if I were to cry foul here...

[Cartman]

It will be interesting to see how the tribes merge.

 

One thing that is going to get really annoying as that after they've merged into 2 and then 1, when old tribal alliances come up people will be screaming "OMG RACIST~!" when it's the same shit that happens every time no matter how the tribes are broken up.

 

The blacks will have a distinct advantange in this, since most of them still live in tribes anyway.

[Jonathon]

Cecilia Mansillia?? I'm laughing SO hard over here.

[Adam]

I'll watch. Carwreck waiting to happen.

[starvenger]

Name: Anh-Tuan "Cao Boi" Bui

Age: 42

Hometown: Christiansburg, Va.

Occupation: Nail salon manager

I'm shocked that he's not a professional poker player.

Apparently, I'll have to take this back. "Cao Boi" is apparently not gay, but he's definitely out there. His "occupation" on the CBS site is "Prelate, Loyal Order of Moose". Seriously.

[foleyfanforever88]

Starts tonight.

[Guest the undeserving]

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[starvenger]

I'm watching, but really, it's the same old, same old.

 

I do most of my posting on Inside Pulse actually. Hit one of the links in my sig to go there. We've got Big Bob from last season doing columns and the man is a great read...