Best movies that didn't actually exist

[The Amazing Rando]

http://www.silencethemusical.com

[Der Kommissar]

This film

 

Too bad it turned out to be a hoax.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

Too Many Ostriches starring Don Knotts. (Note: Don't use Google image search to find pics for this. Seriously.)

[Guest Smues]

Van Dam and Van Dam in Van Dam You All To Hell.

[Guest netslob]

Sam Elliot is Ted Turner in The Gregory Peck Story.

[Smartly Pretty]

Ernest does not go to the beach.

[Aero]

Rochelle, Rochelle

 

Chunnel

 

Sack Lunch (Aren't you wondering how they got into the bag? ... Were they shrunk, or is it just a really big bag?)

[Man Who Sold The World]

This so gets my vote:

 

 

VS

 

 

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

Ponce De Leon

 

Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back

 

Happy Scrappy: A Hero Pup

[2GOLD]

Terry Gilliam's "The Man who killed Don Quixote".

I still hold out hope to this day that this film gets made.

 

and of course, "Coupon: The Movie".

[Richard]

Amelie VS. Predator

[Guest Smues]

Keanu Reeves in my own private Airfield!

[DCMaximo]

"Angels With Filthy Souls" from Home Alone

 

"Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! (rapid machine gun fire)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

[The Metal Maniac]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

I'm sorry if this is some joke I didn't get, but this movie really does exist.

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

KISS Saves Santa needs to be made. From that clip in Family Guy, I learned that pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a guitar.

[Ginger Snaps]

Too Many Ostriches starring Don Knotts. (Note: Don't use Google image search to find pics for this. Seriously.)

 

The brochure said there'd only be a few!

[EVIL~! alkeiper]

"Angels With Filthy Souls" from Home Alone

 

"Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! (rapid machine gun fire)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

This movie exists. It's a 1938 film with James Cagney.

[bob_barron]

The clips in Home Alone were filmed especially for the movie

[Guest Smues]

Pope Fiction

[Richard]

the McBain series

Rabbi PI

Howard Stern's End

Earnest Pays For Sex

 

and I'd also love to see a real PsychoDad tv series.

[Guest Smues]

the McBain series

 

Especially McBain: Let's Get Silly.

 

and I'd also love to see a real PsychoDad tv series.

Amen.

[Guest Smues]

Star Trek XII: So Very Tired

[King Kamala]

A white film adaptation of Amen with Danny DeVito in the Sherman Helmsley role.

 

 

 

Poop: The Movie starring Kenneth Brannagh and Dame Judy Dench

[ChrisMWaters]

I did read on IMDB once there was talks of a Gilligan's Island movie...with Julia Louis-Dryfus (no clue if I spelled that right) as Mary-Ann

[Vern Gagne]

What the fuck. There are plenty of hot 25 year old brunettes to play Mary Anne.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman]

I did read on IMDB once there was talks of a Gilligan's Island movie...with Julia Louis-Dryfus (no clue if I spelled that right) as Mary-Ann

 

That's not quite as out there as the A-Team movie with Vince Vaughn in the Mr. T role.

[Ced]

Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge!

[JangoFett4Hire]

Prognosis: Negative!

 

Seinfeld always had the best fake movie titles.

[2GOLD]

I'd actually like to see Leonard Parts 1 through 5.

[King Kamala]

Lex Luger plays Lex Luthor with Randy Orton as Superman in Superman Returns....AGAIN!

 

 

A WWE Films production coming Fall 2008.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know Luger probably won't sign with the WWE but it really wouldn't take much. Give him $500 and T-shirt that isn't too tight and he's good to go.