Jingus Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 49. Lashley never got superplexed off the top of a fucking cage by Hogan.
Enigma Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 In response to members of his forum doubting that he was the one who actually posted those comments about wanting to leave WWE, he offered to personally call skeptical members and talk to them directly to prove it was indeed him. Several members confirmed that Lashley did call them after leaving their phone numbers.
Wally Balls Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 51. Lashley never had Jimmy Hart sing his entrance music
Scroby Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 52. Big Bossman ALWAYS had a better enterance song.
The Niggardly King Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 In response to members of his forum doubting that he was the one who actually posted those comments about wanting to leave WWE, he offered to personally call skeptical members and talk to them directly to prove it was indeed him. Several members confirmed that Lashley did call them after leaving their phone numbers. Â "I AM SOOOOTTTHHH EXCITED TO BE OUT OF THE WWE..."
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 53. Boss Man Slam >>>>>>>>>>> whatever the hell Lashley's finisher du jour was.
zappafrank Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 54. Lashley never had a t-shirt with a cool saying like "Big Bubba, No Trouble" 55. Lashley would probably drop his nightstick if he tried to twirl it. 56. Lashley never used a knock off-name in another company...yet [The Boss (Man is he Big)] 57. Lashley doesn't have one wide eye and one squinty eye.
Silence Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 58. Bossman never tried to rip off Brock Lesnar.
Diamonddust Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 59. Lashley can't crash a funeral like the Bossman can.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 60. Lashley didn't win the Hardcore championship.
Thanks for the Fish Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 In response to members of his forum doubting that he was the one who actually posted those comments about wanting to leave WWE, he offered to personally call skeptical members and talk to them directly to prove it was indeed him. Several members confirmed that Lashley did call them after leaving their phone numbers. Â Silly you actually trying to post anything worthwhile in this thread.
DrVenkman PhD Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 You know folks, I was just kidding... Â But this is pretty funny (and #60 has already been done).
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 61. Lashley has never had a WWF Hasbro action figure, let alone two... you can't top that...
JHawk Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 62. Lashley was never managed by Jim Cornette.
Diamonddust Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 63. Lashley never no-sold a car door slamming on his hand because it happened in front of a group of fans.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 64. Lashley wasn't featured in WWF Wrestlefest.
Silence Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 65. Lashley was never a member of the NWO. Â Edit: 9: Lashley never had the dubious honor of being a member of the nWo D-Team 4-Life~! Â Oh shit, we're running out of reasons.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 66. Lashley never participated in a scaffold match, the world's coolest gimmick match
Silence Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 67. Lashley never had a match with The Undertaker or Hogan
King Kamala Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 68. Lashley never had a manager as cool as "The Doctor of Style" Slick.
The Buzz Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 All these Bossman things made me realize I'd love to see a dvd of Bossman.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 69. Lashley was never fed salt peter by Shane McMahon.
Guest tonyjaymzretro Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 70. Lashley never, ever, had the facial hair of the magnitude of Big Bossman...I mean seriously...look at it... It's both bad ass and sexy at the same time...
Broward83 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 71. Bobby Lashley was never cool enough to serve in a faux Hell's Angel's club like Bossman did.
Just call me Dan Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 72. Lashley could have never pulled off a feud with NAILZ~!!
boobshaw Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 73. Bobby Lashley never had his theme music on a WWE CD, let alone on a cassette tape sent out to members of the old school WWF Fan Club (yes, I was one, and yes I still have Bossman's theme on a cassette tape). Â 74. Bobby Lashley could never dream of pulling off wrestling in a shirt with only the bottom two buttons buttoned.
JHawk Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 75. Bobby Lashley never main evented a wrestling show from the Mall of America.
Diamonddust Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 76. Bobby Lashley never got to be repackaged into a bad-ass personal security officer.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 25, 2008 Report Posted January 25, 2008 77. Andre the Giant will never endorse Bobby Lashley.
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