The Eliminator

[Nighthawk]

I like Woodstock 99. It was very appropriate to our generation, very nihilistic. In it's way, it actually made as much of a statement and an impact as the original Woodstock.

 

That bunch of Gang Warz crap was shit, though... I don't think I was here for that.

 

I remember I was drafted very early in the first one. The commentary suggested that I was essentially bulletproof and there was no way to insult me. Still true (Marney's years to go on be damned)!

[alfdogg]

I have an idea. Let's put all the shitty posters onto one team and call it "Team NYU."

[The Niggardly King]

More like "The Alfdogg All-Stars"

[FroGG_NeaL]

So.... sup wit this shit, homey?

[Thoth]

BOOM EXPLOSION

 

EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT THOTH

[...]

it burns!

[FroGG_NeaL]

I declare myself the victor.

[Sideburnious]

+1

[Slayer]

Boy that sure was an Eliminator wasn't it

 

I've never seen Elimination quite like this

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Slayer's eliminated.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Captain of Outer Space wins the Eliminator. There. Now suck my dick.

 

[Copper Feel]

I presumed that you had already invented a concept for the thread before you created it.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I plan nothing. Even my vacations are like in Forrest Gump when he felt like runnin'. When he was hungry, he ate, and when he was tired, he slept.

[Dandy]

Captain of Outer Space did put up a herculean effort, so I am fine with him being the winner.

[Maztinho]

BOOM EXPLOSION

 

EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT THOTH

 

But but but but but but... we all died.

[The Niggardly King]

Captain of Outer Space wins the Eliminator. There. Now suck my dick.

 

Bullfuckingshit. You were just going to pick him from the start as soon as he threw his hat into this thing.

 

Fuck this, we need to do this fair.

[...]

I credit my temporary flirtation with "MC 666 Mile Mexican Penis."

[Failed Bridge]

Know how I asked if this was inspired by the new American Gladiators and it kinda was? Well it sucked just as bad as the new American Gladiators too.

[Slayer]

Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

Surely you could have pondered the concept during your free time between forklift racing and pallet jack jousting

[Maztinho]

Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

Surely you could have pondered the concept during your free time between forklift racing and pallet jack jousting

 

Do you know how hard it is to balance on a pallet jack while wielding a wet mop? DO YOU?

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I'm a computer and RF equipment jockey now. Managerial periphery. No more forklifts, unless I'm feeling sassy.

[Youth N Asia]

I don't know if I'm annoyed that this took up time. Or that I love the idea that a winner was crowed just as "ehh, Slayer wins - END"

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Can't you read? Captain of Outer Space won.

[The Niggardly King]

Can't you read? KOAB won.

 

[...]

by the hand of moljinotr

[Slayer]

I accept the YNA Honorary Championship

[Youth N Asia]

I accept the YNA Honorary Championship

 

Yes, I decided I should be running the Eliminator since dude who created it dropped the ball. Congrats, sir. You've earned this

[The Niggardly King]

fuck that my niggah caps of outer space just crowned me, don;t go against teh hand of moljinotr

[DrVenkman PhD]

One time I tried to get the ball rolling on this bu Morrison's Ball Caddy called me a "Nigga hating jewbag" (I think, I forget now) and I had the thread deleted. Good times.