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The Eliminator

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I like Woodstock 99. It was very appropriate to our generation, very nihilistic. In it's way, it actually made as much of a statement and an impact as the original Woodstock.

 

That bunch of Gang Warz crap was shit, though... I don't think I was here for that.

 

I remember I was drafted very early in the first one. The commentary suggested that I was essentially bulletproof and there was no way to insult me. Still true (Marney's years to go on be damned)!

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Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

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Captain of Outer Space wins the Eliminator. There. Now suck my dick.

 

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I plan nothing. Even my vacations are like in Forrest Gump when he felt like runnin'. When he was hungry, he ate, and when he was tired, he slept.

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BOOM EXPLOSION

 

EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT THOTH

 

But but but but but but... we all died.

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Captain of Outer Space wins the Eliminator. There. Now suck my dick.

 

Bullfuckingshit. You were just going to pick him from the start as soon as he threw his hat into this thing.

 

Fuck this, we need to do this fair.

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Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

Surely you could have pondered the concept during your free time between forklift racing and pallet jack jousting

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Motherfucker you work like 80 hours a week and try to think some shit.

Surely you could have pondered the concept during your free time between forklift racing and pallet jack jousting

 

Do you know how hard it is to balance on a pallet jack while wielding a wet mop? DO YOU?

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I'm a computer and RF equipment jockey now. Managerial periphery. No more forklifts, unless I'm feeling sassy.

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I accept the YNA Honorary Championship

 

Yes, I decided I should be running the Eliminator since dude who created it dropped the ball. Congrats, sir. You've earned this

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One time I tried to get the ball rolling on this bu Morrison's Ball Caddy called me a "Nigga hating jewbag" (I think, I forget now) and I had the thread deleted. Good times.

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