Scroby Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. I've met the guy before and I totally believe this story. He was very nice but I wouldn't want to piss him off.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. Man fuck you, you're probably the type who enjoys telling kids there's no Santa. We don't want/need the truth.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 Batista and MASA CHONO Are they related?
geniusMoment Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. I've met the guy before and I totally believe this story. He was very nice but I wouldn't want to piss him off. Well, you're stupid then. It's not like he could just get off by telling the judge "I'm the barbarian, I'm not a hairdresser on the weekend"
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 That's not the point, the point is that it's an amusing/cool story. Anyone with a brain realizes that it is improbable/impossible. We don't need a killjoy to drive the point home.
Maztinho Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 Batista and MASA CHONO Why isn't Chono kicking him in the face?
Boner Kawanger Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 Because then Batista wouldn't invite him to his world famous shirtless parties.
Boner Kawanger Posted March 14, 2009 Report Posted March 14, 2009 "If you need me, I'll be at the HO-TEL BAR~!" might have turned me back into a TNA fan. The announcer angle is fascinating television.
Silence Posted March 15, 2009 Report Posted March 15, 2009 [bad caption] Tenay:"He just farted, and the smell has taken over the Impact Zone!" West:"Yep!" [/bad caption]
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 16, 2009 Report Posted March 16, 2009 "You actually paid money to watch this show!"
Dobbs 3K Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 I always thought that was so weird...basically a Japanese gimmick brought into what was still at the time basically a southern US wrestling promotion. Though I guess they did have guys like Kabuki and Muta before that.
Steviekick Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 It didn't matter, because Vader was such a monster. He even made the White Castle of Fear cool.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 The thing I remember most about the Vader helmet was when he fought El Gigante in Japan and he squished El Gigante's face into the helmet so hard that the steam shot in his face. I remember watching that at four-years-old thinking, "Vader has a magical helmet!"
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted March 25, 2009 Report Posted March 25, 2009 This image will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Silence Posted March 25, 2009 Report Posted March 25, 2009 This image will haunt me for the rest of my life. Reminds me of the "Badger! Badger! Badger!" song. Who would be the mushroom and snake?
FroGG_NeaL Posted March 26, 2009 Report Posted March 26, 2009 Yup. And that Razor painting is cool, except for Scott Hall giving his 'O' face in the big background pic.
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted March 27, 2009 Report Posted March 27, 2009 He kinda looks like my uncle when he was a teenager.
TheFranchise Posted March 27, 2009 Report Posted March 27, 2009 Whats the story behind the Road Warriors/Owen Hart/Sunny photo?
DrVenkman PhD Posted March 27, 2009 Report Posted March 27, 2009 LOD 2000, Sunny is their manager, Owen is still a face before joining the Nation.
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