dubq 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Yikes, that was brutal. You can see (and hear) how pissed he was after it happened too... I'd completely forgot that they paired Saturn up with Terri and tried to make him into Scott Steiner back then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Was that the match Saturn was punished for when he had to take three super stiff powerbombs from Bradshaw on RAW? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 All for beating up on some guy doing a squash match for him. He deserved it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Hey, I used to be saturnmark4life on here, so though I don't care for wrestling anymore, I wish the guy well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 Well, it looked like Bell was trying to go into business for himself in that match, doing way more chain wrestling than you would expect from a jobber who was supposed to be making Saturn look like the star, there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorianb 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2008 I just watched it and I swear I saw nothing stiff at all from Saturn. The 2 worst things were the slam into the steps after bell landed on the floor and the super kick which just looked snug but probably wasn't. It just looked like Bell threw a couple bad arm drags, and Saturn knew they looked bad and just wanted to take the heat back but slipped on the kick to cut him off. He threw him out of the ring to get himself together and slow the match down. It looked like it was Bell's fault that he landed tight on the floor, he went out straight-forward like a tope or something and hooked his feet, in stead of turning more to the side. It happens all the time when a match seems to go off course, it has a very good chance of going downhill because both guys start to go off track with the intentions of taking over for a sec and getting it back on track. It's like the CM Punk/ Elijah Burke botch fest. A spot got messed up so they both tried to take over the match to get it back on track but they kept botching because neither let the other take over. It was Saturn's match and Bell was a fall guy. I've seen much worse in terms of jobbers getting beat up. In fact, I remember seeing Saturn be a lot rougher with guys on Metal/Jakked back in the day. But the Steiners used to be so much worse with jobbers back in WWF lol and jobbers got the crap kicked out of them in the NWA telecasts looking back at them now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TDM 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2008 You know. If Saturn is still alive and he's "disappeared" in order to get away from all the bad stuff in the industry then good for him. I mean it's just so hard to get totally disassociated from the wrestling business that one would have to drop off the face of the earth to totally get away. If he is healthy and doing OK for himself then good for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfxion 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2008 How does a person with THAT many tats not get noticed ANYWHERE? It isn't like he was a VP of a major company and moved away where he could blend in. Saturn looks like he would stick out no matter where he goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted November 7, 2008 How does a person with THAT many tats not get noticed ANYWHERE? It isn't like he was a VP of a major company and moved away where he could blend in. Saturn looks like he would stick out no matter where he goes. Anyone can disappear if they really want to. It's also possible that Saturn is somewhere, maybe a commune or something, where they just don't discuss things with outsiders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2008 Grow his hair out some, always wear long sleeved shirts, it's not hard to cover tats. It's not like he's walking around in the streets shirtless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2008 Or he could just be hanging out with other tattooed people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2008 Maybe he moved to Planet Stasiak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2008 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blo...rry-saturn.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Molotov The Bear 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2008 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blo...rry-saturn.html Where is Perry Saturn? His fans want to know. Is he alive? Is he dead? Maybe this is who Kane was really talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohnobadboi 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2008 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blo...rry-saturn.html Where is Perry Saturn? His fans want to know. Is he alive? Is he dead? Maybe this is who Kane was really talking about. Sigh MAYBE KANE WOULD FUCKING BEAT SATUREN im tired of rey win every single singles match they have, KANE COME ON, Khali and Mark the Dark Herny beat REy, why cant u? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 Mark the Dark Herny Well alrighty then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 Mark the Dark Herny Well alrighty then. Is that any less racist than The Silverback? Yes... yes it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2008 He'll always be Sexual Chocolate to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2008 I'll always remember Sean Waltman in blackface as Mizark Henry. Or the one pic somebody photoshopped of him wearing a Predator mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Maybe he moved to Planet Stasiak. This is brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blo...rry-saturn.html Where is Perry Saturn? His fans want to know. Is he alive? Is he dead? Maybe this is who Kane was really talking about. Sigh MAYBE KANE WOULD FUCKING BEAT SATUREN im tired of rey win every single singles match they have, KANE COME ON, Khali and Mark the Dark Herny beat REy, why cant u? Jesus Christ I really wish you were a gimmick poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2008 Maybe he moved to Planet Stasiak. This is brilliant. You're Welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilhomer 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Maybe he moved to Planet Stasiak. This is brilliant. You're Welcome. Oh man, you just reminded me of how pissed I was with where they went with that. I envisioned a badass mf'er who would beat the living hell out of someone and then say "you're welcome" to the broken unconscious body. Instead he plays a retard and we get moppy, which got the comedy pop for a month or two before dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Yeah, I hated it too, since I was always a big Saturn mark. I loved it when he was like the only guy on WCW or WWF that had 3 moves that would be legit match enders which you just never saw. But I loved that he was just so random at it that it worked even though it was completely retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Apparently he's in the new Mickey Rourke movie, The Wrestler. That's this December, folks, 'witness the resurrection of....', oh whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just call me Dan 0 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 I had to mark out when I realized that the infamous jobber Saturn roughed up was the guy in the documentary "Bigger Stronger Faster". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
