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Drinking and smoking. All the time at my school you hear people talk about how hard they are cuz they drunk so much or smoked so much over the weekend. Newsflash: I don't give a fuck hardass.

 

Lil Wayne: I don't care how many albums he's sold, that doesn't maker him a good rapper, and def. not the best rapper alive. It means hes just found a million other fuckers who are as stupid as he is.

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almost all testosterone-centric topics (i don't know if people have yet noticed i'm a bit of a fop and a snob), but most of all football. this makes every native-born pittsburgher totally alien to me. i like this city, but jesus do these people act like abject retarded skullfuckers for months at a time.

 

the city i live in is going to the super bowl against the city i was born in, and i could not give less of a shit about that. i'm rooting for the cardinals this year, just to be a dickhead.

 

tattoos too. i don't want to hear about the kind of work such-and-such on the southside does, i don't want to hear how much it cost, i don't want to hear how many sessions it took to fill in, i don't want to hear what the inspiration for the design was. and don't call it a "piece."

 

i do like people around me talking shop about their jobs. the more specific, the better. and office politics fascinate me.

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the city i live in is going to the super bowl against the city i was born in, and i could not give less of a shit about that. i'm rooting for the cardinals this year, just to be a dickhead.

 

Not rooting at all would be giving less of a shit.

 

"Rooting"... that's something you do to a drain. Fucking faggots, everyone who likes sports.

 

Now saying that men talk about cars and football, that's like saying women talk about hats and vacuuming. Sure, it happens, but there's not much to be accomplished there one way or the other.

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almost all testosterone-centric topics (i don't know if people have yet noticed i'm a bit of a fop and a snob), but most of all football.

 

You went to school in Athens, didn't you? Were I not past the point of no return, my two football seasons there would have gotten me to swear the sport off forever. I had always romanticized the idea of college football Saturdays in southern college towns, but man was the reality ever a fucking nightmare. Goddamn Auburn almost killed my cat.

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tattoos too. i don't want to hear about the kind of work such-and-such on the southside does, i don't want to hear how much it cost, i don't want to hear how many sessions it took to fill in, i don't want to hear what the inspiration for the design was. and don't call it a "piece."

 

You and I would get along, as I don't want people asking me all that shit about my tattoos. I've gotten to the point where I just make stuff up for the most part when they ask, to entertain myself.

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Poker. Especially all the crap on TV.

 

Indy wrestling. Sure, I'll go to a show maybe if it's around here, but I'm not going to pretend to know anything about the guys.

 

Most current news and events. I just don't care anymore. Which is weird because I used to be an avid news reader/watcher. It's like I just stopped caring at some point and became completely apathetic.

 

Motorcycles/snow mobiles. There's a lot of that around here, and since I'll probably never own or do either one, I don't care.

 

College sports. Don't know why, just never followed that stuff.

 

Pretty much any serious drama show on TV. I'd rather watch something comedic.

 

Tattoos...someone else mentioned this, and I agree. I don't want to hear about someone else's "tats". Plus there are a ton of little tattoo shops around here for some reason, and a lot of bars are doing "Show your tats!" nights now, for whatever reason.

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Most current news and events. I just don't care anymore. Which is weird because I used to be an avid news reader/watcher. It's like I just stopped caring at some point and became completely apathetic.

 

I've never even posted in the folder either.

 

Edit: Never mind, just searched a few posts from a long time ago.

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Cars. I don't know and I don't care.

 

My brothers best friend (who happened to be my old best friend until I grew up) is the worst with this. He's 22, a total stoner with no job, the ugliest girlfriend who will not shut up about trying to sleep with me, barely shows up to school, has no job and no ambition in life. But yet, his mom bought him a 2007 Mustang and its everything to him. He will not shut up about this stupid car. We can be talking about something completely different and it comes back to the car. He thinks he is the coolest guy on the planet because he has this car, yet I've seen 4 or 5 of them in our neighborhood (same stupid yellow color and everything). It's ridiculous.

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I'm with the majority of the people on this forum that don't give a fuck about cars.

 

Also:

 

Card games - most of my friends lose all their money at the casino, so no thanks

Video games - I have a PS3 and rarely ever play it

Country and Techno music - It's fucking gay

 

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I definitely don't care about cars. I know enough about cars, but not enough to start talking about hemis and V8s and stuff.

 

Other stuff I have no interest in...

 

Art...just not my bag. I have no interest in the differences between Van Gogh and Picasso or whatever.

 

Maury Povich/Springer...they suck. I've told my wife that if our daughters ever talk back to us in the capacity of these teens that want to fuck everyone and do drugs and be strippers...I'm putting them through the wall and knock them so far into the middle of next week they'll have three days all to themselves.

 

Talking about strippers and strip clubs...I go to them, I enjoy titties as much as the next guy but I'm not going to spend an hour breaking down the difference between the current headliner and the one they had last month. A couple of friends do that and it just bugs me.

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The goddamn Toronto Maple Leafs. I alternate between telling people at bars that I'm a Habs or Senators fan just to get a rise out of them.

 

Watch Hardcore Hockey Talk on The Score. (Or Drive This, which precedes it). The vast stupidity of fans is bad enough, but it's multiplied by a constant stream of text messages.

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My brothers best friend (who happened to be my old best friend until I grew up) is the worst with this. He's 22, a total stoner with no job, the ugliest girlfriend who will not shut up about trying to sleep with me, barely shows up to school, has no job and no ambition in life. But yet, his mom bought him a 2007 Mustang and its everything to him. He will not shut up about this stupid car. We can be talking about something completely different and it comes back to the car. He thinks he is the coolest guy on the planet because he has this car, yet I've seen 4 or 5 of them in our neighborhood (same stupid yellow color and everything). It's ridiculous.

 

 

His family went broke and he has to give the mustang back. I almost feel bad about this now. But not really.

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The Queen takes place in 1997 you idiot.

 

I don't care that you called me an idiot, though that is slander and you don't even know me as an individual or an american, but only a severe clown would go through the trouble of putting the title of the movie in italics. Do you have that much respect for the movie or for blanche or whatever golden girl played queen elizabeth?

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Oh, and everyones facebook status.

 

I just don't care.

 

Only time it bothers me is the people who update their status every hour with whatever their doing or thinking about doing.

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Fact: Hollywood Spike Jenkins comments all of my statuses "I hate you" or something similar.

 

I hate when people try to talk about viral videos with me. I also hate when people tell me that really funny thing that just happened in AP Stats (and similarly, how much homework you have). I'm usually pretty good for conversation, I guess I'm with you when people talk about cars, but that's actually sort of a running joke among my friends now because I'm such a shitty driver. So whenever that comes up and I'm around there's usually a joke about it and I can stay interested. I dictate conversations usually, so I'm probably the one making people bored.

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My brothers best friend (who happened to be my old best friend until I grew up) is the worst with this. He's 22, a total stoner with no job, the ugliest girlfriend who will not shut up about trying to sleep with me, barely shows up to school, has no job and no ambition in life. But yet, his mom bought him a 2007 Mustang and its everything to him. He will not shut up about this stupid car. We can be talking about something completely different and it comes back to the car. He thinks he is the coolest guy on the planet because he has this car, yet I've seen 4 or 5 of them in our neighborhood (same stupid yellow color and everything). It's ridiculous.

 

 

His family went broke and he has to give the mustang back. I almost feel bad about this now. But not really.

They went broke in four days?

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