A Happy Medium

damn the man, Jay...no really, you should have a match. Why don't we make this one from....the University of Wisconsin or something? We're in the area, and maybe we can make some badass Mayor McCheese references. Anyways, time to bring back the barbed wire hockey stick.

Maybe he has some advanced torrets (sp?) but instead of it coming out in shambles of sentences, it comes out in vicious, paranoid, and sometimes racist rants. I dunno. Has Barry Bonds ever had an interview where he comes off...humble and friendly?

This is a fun thread. Btw, packs usually run about 2.90 to 3.50 here in Dallas. *lights up a delicious and nutritious cancer stick*

Tonight was very beautiful. The right team came out on top. The losers...lossed in a humiliating fashion. There were no conspiracies, the Lakers did not show up for eighty percent of the series. The Pistons ran them off the court. So yeah, the Lakers are over.

Stern would be a good President of the United States. He can sidestep things so well, and make his viewpoints seem clear. If only he ran the NHL....

Basic Instinct, just for Sharon Stone naked five thousand times....and NEWMAN!!

I got a feeling he may break out and actually becomes a good actor, but Keanu Reeves is my public enemy number one. Vin Diesel I'll give credit for Boiler Room, he's off my shitlist. They just won't let him act. Ashton Kutcher is awesome as someone already said on That 70s Show, but he just sucks on screen. I actually sat through Just Married and My Bosses Daughter. Bad, bad movies. Julia Roberts. Enough said. Same exact everything since Mystic fuckin' Pizza. Drew Barrymore. When she gets dramatic and screams, I laugh. James Marsden. Sucks as Cyclops. He's an afterthought. Was semi ok in Disturbing Behavior, just for hitting someone with a chairshot in a fight. All I can think of right now.

19 in about five days. Came in...well read around my avatar.

I'll turn something in...don't know what yet.

The Mavericks picked some good guys to put up for the Draft. Now, Walker is a damned good basketball player, but I think he just didn't fit in Dallas. But I could see him leading Charlotte somewhere. The Chicago Bulls...what a waste land of players. Fizer is the only guy I would even think of selecting. Everyone else is overpaid or overaged.

Happy birthday, fellow Gemini!

Considering the game I just witnessed, I can totally understand, Zed.

strained hip flexor index finger slammed in door dislocated elbow engorged testicle vein (not really as bad or embarrassing as it sounds) sprained ankles etc. broken my pinky toes a few times on stubs nothing monumental...

MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin -Gotta go with the team of Flesher, Ace, and Toxxic IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous -Janus MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man -Danny FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez -Crow. It's a glorified hardcore match. FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchadore Double no show. OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich I don't like to so this but....me. Since I guess I'm just facing a warm body.

At least he wears a hat, I don't really know where I'm going with this. At least he doesn't look like Peter....guy finds a way to looks he's just a guy who lives in his mom's basement when he wears a tux. Back to the movie. Bowling for Columbine was damned good. I'll be going to watch this.

I'm cool if you switch someone in, I havent started....so yeah. However...I can live with a freebie if helps makes things simple.

give me chatter or give me death...

Merc is Tryst, I suppose? Anyway, if there are changes made, I'm cool...if not, anyone know where I can find the stats?

By the way, am I 2016, or 2017? Just wondering.

Smarks Board Name: A Happy Medium Wrestlers Name: Munich Height: 6’4” Weight: 260 Hometown: Dallas, Texas Age: 28 Face/Heel: Face Weapon(s): “Synergy”…his trusty Easton Synergy wrapped up in barbed wire. Only used in matches he can get away with it legally. Quote: “I’ll fix your little red wagon.” Looks: Munich is a tall man. Not a freakishly tall man like the HVille Thugg or that guy from Europe who scrapes his head on most ceilings, but he’s long. Along with being tall, Munich is built very well. He is not perfectly chiseled and does have meat to him. Two hundred and sixty pounds is a lot of weight and not all of it is muscle. He does not have society’s body. He has a small gut and a happy trail that travels from the top of his chest down to the bottom of his Gulliver. Munich has long brown, almost auburn hair that flows to the top of his back. His bags hang down to his chin, sometimes blocking out facial expressions all together. To go along with the hair, the man has very dark brown sad eyes that are framed by bushy, almost evil, eyebrows. His facial grows almost uncontrollably, but he usually goes with sideburns down to the earlobe and a soul patch on his chin. He has no piercing or tattoos on his body. In Ring Attire: Black wrestling boots, black pants, black elbow pads, and taped up fists. Doesn’t bother to wear his customary black t-shirt to the ring anymore, but wears it on the way down the entrance ramp, before ripping it off and tossing it to the ramp, but not before lovingly pulling his pack of cigs out of the shirt pocket. Out of Ring Attire: Cigarette tucked behind his ear, jeans or shorts, and either t-shirts or lightweight long sleeved shirts. And a torn up pair of Chuck Taylors. Ring Entrance: “Gimme Shelter” by The Rolling Stones kicks up on the PA, and out saunters (love that word…even if it may have a feminine connotation to it…fuck it) Munich…black t-shirt only thing different from his normal In Ring Attire. Inside the shirt’s pocket sits a pack of cigarettes. At the top of the ramp, Munich takes the cigarettes out of his pocket and places them vertically on the ramp. Munich lifts the shirt off over his head and throws it onto the steel. He then makes a quick walk to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, and goes about doing warm exercises in the ring. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 (Not very surprising that Munich has had a slight increase in strength since his major leg injury, having to compensate for a lack of speed) Speed: 3 (With the injury that lead to crutches for four months, his speed has taken a noticeable decline. He will still show flashes of speed at certain points in a match, and still has a few top rope maneuvers. Vitality: 7 (Not an easy thing to explain, but Munich can take a lot more damage than he used too. Might have something to do with his pain threshold increasing after the agony that the shattered leg brought) Charisma: 5 (Same old, same old..more of a dry humor these days than the past) Style: Technical Brawler. Pretty does everything except high flying, since his leg can no longer take the punishment of constant flight Signature moves: 1. Munich Edge – Crucifix Powerbomb that sits out…usually done from the corner to an opponent sitting on the top turnbuckle. 2. Plan M – Shoulder Jaw Breaker. 3. Guilty Pleasure – Running Clothesline to the back of the head. 4. BAMBOOZLE!! – The opponent is down, and Munich hits the victim with a running dropkick to the back of the head. Usually makes a nice thwack sound. 5. C4 Crank – Swinging neck breaker on the exposed bottom steel step. Munich normally does this move in a prolonged battle on the outside. 6. Leap of Cynicism – Guillotine leg drop from the top rope. 7. Once in a Blue Moon - Munich collides into the steel stairs quite a bit. He has a habit of slamming in knees first and tumbling over them. Noticing this, Munich has come up with a counter, that never really has a good possibility of working. Munich is whipped into the stairs, but is able to, once in a blue moon; steps up onto them and leap to the crowd barrier, which he tries to land on. After perching on top, Munich comes at his opponent with a small aerial move from the barricade, usually a diving clotheline, but go ahead and get creative. Common moves: 1. Hanging Vertical Suplex 2. Inverted Atomic Drop 3. Figure Four Leg Lock 4. Half Boston Crab 5. Reverse DDT 6. Vile, Crashing, Devastating Left Hook 7. Stungun 8. Fisherman Suplex Pin 9. Dragon Suplex Pin 10. Firemans Carry to STF Finishers: 1. C-4 Crunch – Cradle Piledriver 2. Wagon Repair – Standing Full Nelson. Munich usually does this after working over his opponent’s neck through out a match. Munich likes to set up near the ropes, his back to them, so his opponent cannot walk to the ropes and get his legs around them. Notes: Doesn’t have many laws he lives by. He isn’t a coward. He isn’t Superman. He doesn’t strike women..at all. He isn’t fast, and he is not overly strong. He is just who he is. He is a tragic hero. His tragic flaw being a shattered leg he suffered two years ago in one of his last matches for the SWF that will keep him slowed down for the rest of his career. Many moves have been lost from his repertoire, and some of the moves he does now are maybe too risky for his leg to support. Bio: It’s kind of long and I don’t feel like making up events for two years of rehab following a shattered leg.

Yeah, I had a line drive bounce of my pitchers noggin as I had runners at second and first with no outs...luckily I was able to pick up the ball and get the force at third. Wish sure that would have injured, but eh, it all worked out.

I'm a fan of both Vice City and III....more for the latter, don't know why. I do like the idea of keeping your guy in fighting shape. However, I wonder if we'll actually have to make sure to give him rest so he doesn't suddenly fall asleep on a stranger's bed after breaking in....although that would be hilarious. I hope that Willem Dafoe gets to be one of the corrupt policemen....just from watching The Boondock Saints, he seems perfect in this role. How about a gay policeman from San Fierro?

First Name: Jonathan Last Name: Dehn Nickname: Crimson Number: 85 Origin: USA Birth date: 6/20 Age to start: 18 Height: 6’3” Weight: 200 Bats: Right Throws: Left Position: Centerfield Arm- B Defense – C Speed – A Batting Average Talent – 2 Drawing Walks Talent – 2 Avoiding Strikeouts Talent - 2 Loyalty: Loyal Needs winner: Sometimes Leader ability: Great Leader Clutch performance: Great Consistency: Good

I do enjoy "My Coco". Something ridiculously awesome about that song.

Professional - Looking for a job...especially since my car car just died. School - Had one of the worst semesters of my life last semester at college. Plan on having a damned good semester next fall and then transfering into UNT and going after a journalism degree. Social - Have a lot more friends these days than in the past. We pretty spend every night at IHOP until two or three in the morning smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, reciting Family Guy quotes and talking about random music shit. Love - Non existant, like usual. But now it bothers me. I have had an on again off again relationship with this girl for about a year that just gets me hurt more and more as I go along. The glimmers of hope I do have in finding someone quickly fade as I rely upon running into them again, and then for the life of me, am surprised the opportunity doesn't present itself a second time. *not surprised he typed the most about the lack of pussy* I guess I may just become a whiny emo vegan...that'll help me.