5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 (edited) Descriptionless For Now – I just wanted to get this up at a reasonable hour and I’m STILL marking that fucking Dace/Tom match. Geeeeeh. But yes, most of this card was requested in advance, and hopefully you all show/promo. Or I will eat you. So anyway, here’s the barebones card… I get home from school early tomorrow, and I will hopefully spiff it up then. I just wanted to go ahead and post this so you could all get a-writin’. SWF SMARKDOWN!!! JUNE 7TH!!! 7 PM EST!!!! SEND EVERYTHING TO REALITYCHECK!!!!! Live from the GUND ARENA IN CLEVELAND, OHIO! OMGWTFWWJD!?!1!?2@11!1??!!!1!! OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich Word Limit: 4000 Marker: Thoth FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchadore Word Limit: 3800 Marker: chirs3 FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Grand Slam MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man Word Limit: 5700 Marker: 5_moves_of_doom IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous Word Limit: 5900 Marker: Suicide King MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin Word Limit: 6500 Marker: realitycheck Edited June 5, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 I call 'mid-show serious sit-down interview to pimp 13th Hour'. Or something. Oh...and marks for Danny vs. Grapplasaurus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Why is Merc being booked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Merc is Tryst, I suppose? Anyway, if there are changes made, I'm cool...if not, anyone know where I can find the stats? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 If you need a replacement, I could maybe manage a 4,000 word match. Oh...and isn't it the CRUISERWEIGHT Title. Thanks... Drury Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Uh... owww. EDIT: Oh, Munich, Tryst's stats are in the JL stats page Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous Word Limit: 5900 Marker: Suicide King To title drop for a clean slate when I beat Danny for the World (), or to defend and squash Johnny.....keh. We'll see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Dustin, Kibs, I'm going to draw up a plan now that I'm home and send it your way so we can get to work on this thing. Going to be interesting build to the PPV people. Let's make it rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Hrm, someone fill me in on Tryst's status. I think I do remember now that he was only bookable "every other show" or something, but yeah... Merc, are you able to write, or no? I could switch him out for someone so long as Munich doesn't mind and it's done soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 Tryst hasn't written in quite some time, although he remains on the roster as a warm body. You could switch him out for someone, TNT, if Munich hasn't already started/doesn't want a freebie. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 IMPORTANT NOTE - I updated my stats a week or so ago, so they won't be the same from when Kibagami last faced me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2004 I'm cool if you switch someone in, I havent started....so yeah. However...I can live with a freebie if helps makes things simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Where does this show take place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 I call 'mid-show serious sit-down interview to pimp 13th Hour'. Or something. So much for that. Computer's lost it, and I'm too lazy to re-write. However, I may write a jobber squash in it's place. We shall see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Where does this show take place? Gund Area. ...Yeah, I have no authority what-so-ever. Anyway I'm pretty damn sure I show, no really, I swear. If I can ever get "Fool in the Rain" out of my head. Damn you Led Zeppelin, damn you! Oh yeah and good luck to all, let's make this worth it 'fore the PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 Gund sounds like a good idea. We haven't hit there in a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 ...Hey, an idea of mine went over! Oh and if I don't show, I demand I be booked against Mr. Bukkake in a match where I must run backstage in an overstuffed penguin costume while he chases me. (No! Bus! No!). I'm very determined to show at least for this hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 The Gund? What about the King's arena? We've only used that like once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 ...I still back the Gund. Oh, hey, how come our cards recently haven't been "spiffied?" Not a complaint but generally curiousity, usually the descriptions (when you don't show) are one of the more amusing aspects of the federation. Edit- Thirty words done, ALRIGHT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2004 The Gund? What about the King's arena? We've only used that like once. Yes! YES! I wholeheartedly support returning to the Kingdome in Fargo, North Dakota!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 Hmmmm there's only one way to settle this. Roster split... oh, hey, let's confuse the fuck out of everybody by choosing a different area for every match! Word count- back to zero. Restart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 We should have the show in Ash Ketchum's backyard. It's never been done before, and it'd be fun to do for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 ...No, wait I got it! Let's go to Anchorage so we can have- HELL IN AN IGLOO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 We should have the show in Ash Ketchum's backyard. It's never been done before, and it'd be fun to do for a change. MTV Cribs with "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins at Ash's House....PART 2! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 Fuck it; go to the Bahamas... The National Stadium in Nassau. It's an outdoor venue, but what the hell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 I just got wwwaaayyyyy too much satisfication knowing that the Gund Area got picked. Blazenwing, man, you're totally gonna' kick the living shit out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 IL - secretly running the SWF... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 That's why he no shows! He is always too busy running the fed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 IL - secretly running the SWF... He's not just secretly running the fed. He's secretly holding himself down, awaiting the right time to steal the World Championship away with his amazingly talented skills he's been hiding and use them to become the longest reigning World Champion~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2004 It's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
