Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 11TH, LIVE FROM THE DELTA CENTER IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH! (5:00pm PCT, 8:00pm EST; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to 5_moves_of_doom Opening Promo: Munich. Yes, MUNICH. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Toxxic© vs Dace Night The challenge was thrown out, and here we go... not 10 days after Toxxic wins the world title, capping off a spectacular rookie career, he faces the hardcore Dace Night. Will the words they shared on Storm be shadowed by their actions in the ring? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 6500 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs Landon Maddix So Johnny’s gonna be a hero, huh? Maddix isn’t a good man at all. No sir. But he’ll fight fair. When he has to. All members of Chris Card Enterprises are barred from ringside. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: chirs3 CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Tom Flesher vs Austin Sly After winning the battle royale on the previous Lockdown, Austin Sly gets his shot at a man who came up short at the PPV, but still holds a title. Can Tom adapt to the crusierweight rules this match entails? Rules: Cruiserweight rules = 20 count on the outside, everything else as usual. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth TAG MATCH Andrea Montgomery & Blanka vs Ace Lezaire & M. Bison They asked for it, seriously. Rules: Standard tag match. You can assume Blanka and M. Bison are from any Street Fighter game or VS game, if you want to get specific. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Thoth USJL CONTENDERSHIP MATCH “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart vs Martin “Big Country” Hunt Who’s going to break through a glass ceiling of some kind to win a shot at perennia veteran Manson? Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: realitycheck HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH David Cross vs The Birdman Singles competition makes so much more sense! Beat the other guy senseless. In a hardcore match, that’s easy! Cross and... Man... do battle for a shot at Sean Davis. Rules: Hardcore rules! Falls only count in the ring, though. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Kibagami FOUR WAY ELIMINATION TAG MATCH Hollywood Boulevard (Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen) vs The Wayward Sons (Ced Ordonez & Edward James) vs Sean Davis & Spike Jenkins vs The Masked Man & "The Icon" Max King Can MVS and Todd beat the odds? They’ve been tagging for some time now, but three other teams are gunning for them for a shot at respect and recognition. And what OF the Masked Man being in this match? Craziness. Rules: A team is eliminated when one member is pinned. Two people in the ring at once; anyone can tag out to anyone. This means that partners can be in the ring together, though that probably wouldn't last long. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Jamie Drazon Z: I am simply trying to have this card make sense. God help me. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Nathan Xavier vs Candace Losing his debut match, Xavier looks to collect a smooth 5 grand against Candace. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Justin Bowers vs Mark Kinxx .........I LOVE PEANUTS Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3087 Send To: Suicide King Edited August 9, 2004 by Grand Slam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 The Ace Crusher and the Psycho Crusher, together at last. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 The card has been heavily edited because of some consistency problems, just as a note. Oof... -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Don't worry, everyone...I shall bring the promo goodness. Oh yes, I shall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted August 7, 2004 So......I assume its just standard singles rules between me and hunt rather than a second Blanka/Bison tag? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Yes. Thoth muffed that. Par for the course today. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 10 matches? Wow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 OK, Bowers is Judge's apprentic... but who the hell is Kinxx? This card looks pleasingly insane. And I get to face Dace in the all-British World Title Main Event! Wooo! Good luck everyone. Except the other teams in the tag match of course. And Dace, cos if he gets lucky I have NO chance and the JOBBED WORLD TITLE OF DOOM~! will continue... EDITED TO ADD: Dace, note minor stats changes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Mark Motherfucking Kinxx is the greatest wrestler that never was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 ...uh, okay, that's a weird team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Hmnph. If anything, shouldn't Masked Man at least be on the same team as Cortez? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 but three other teams are gunning for them for a shot at respect and recognition. Yeah, because a wacky face/heel tag team wants respect despite never teaming before! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Well, Thoth threw together Flip Flop on a whim (Well, actually there was some background. The background being we faced each other the previous show), and we didn't do too badly... And yet another tag match for me! This time with BLANKA!! Yay! I wonder if Edward James has Blanka's stats, as they did have a match and stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Damn it, Drea. You back stabber. Edit: The tag titles aren't on the line? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 Hmnph. If anything, shouldn't Masked Man at least be on the same team as Cortez? Disregard this. I read the match description thinking it was a wacky 8 Man tag. That's what I get for getting 5 hours sleep over the course of 2 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 (edited) Blanka's Stats: Signature Moves: Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Hop back to Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce Crouching Sliding Fierce to Ball Edit: ROlling Ball of doom Bite your head off Rolling ball of doom but oh wait it's a fake and stops right in front of you and bite your head off Fucking useless electricity Crouching Sliding Fierce Edited August 7, 2004 by Thoth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 7, 2004 What's a crouching sliding fierce? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2004 (edited) Okay, to answer the titles on the line question... if by some ridiculous stroke of luck you manage to beat us, you'll get a shot on the next Lockdown. And if you don't... well, I won't be surprised. Cheers. EDIT: Since Thoth didn't clarify in the initial post, and Zedly didn't clarify it in his edit, Zack and I are operating under the assumption that the titles are not on the line. Since we want to start writing now, and we'd also like for there to be some sort of point to this tag match, we're going to throw those stips up as well because, well, we can. Why Lockdown? Because we have plans for the next two shows. TNT, Z, there's going to be PMs awaiting in your box shortly. Edited August 8, 2004 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2004 stupid question I know but this card is billed as "lockdown" but on the card its listed as "storm" and since I'm going over my match before I send it in I want to make sure i'm calling it the correct name. Is it "SWF lockdown" or "SWF storm"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2004 Lockdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Man, I had no time to write whatsoever this week, so what I turned in to Kibagami was beyond shitty... Is it wrong of me to hope for a default win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jesse_ewiak 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Well, I fucked up the date, and had to write a crappy match in two hours. Poor Kibs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 I can top that; I had to write mine in thirty-five minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jesse_ewiak 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 w00t....we both suck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 I agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Oh boy! I have been ZINGED~! by Spike, and I love it! :: dies happy :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Well, I fucked up the date, and had to write a crappy match in two hours. Poor Kibs. Hey, cool. Can we form a club or something? Oi. Moving took longer than I thought it would... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Well, at least Kibs will have a short night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 I had the damn thing done three days ago but I was trying to save it to a floppy disc on my computer at work and inadvertently saved it to my documents there instead. I was pretty annoyed when I tryed to email it last night. Oh well I had to rewrite the whole damn thing in like 2 hours and hope for the best. I hate it when I do lame things like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ghetto Bird Report post Posted August 12, 2004 W00t! Suckiest Lockdown ever! Standby for righteous bitching by CC... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
