Pets

[Guest Nanks]

I have two whippets (pretty much mini-greyhounds).

 

I have previously owned three other whippets (one heart disease, two put down at age 16), 2 goldfish (drowned in a gelatinous grave after grandfather tipped the whole container of feed into their bowl in my absence), 2 budgerigars (one flew away only to be replaced in the oldest parental trick in the book, the other thankfully died 10 years later because it was a prick of bird).

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

I have a cat named "Oy." He's like, 18 years old and still kickin'. My uncle describes him as like "an old person who lived through The Depression.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I had a little green iguana that could've killed a man, but he died in February. Born with a fucked-up heart, or so I was told. Jeff was a god among reptiles.

[Nighthawk 0]

Two cats, Titus and Marnie. They're pretty average.

[MrRant 0]

Two cats.

 

Stealth and RC.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

4 guinea pigs, all dead.

 

1 bunny, I released it into the wild.

 

1 kitten, loved it, but it stunk up the place, so gave it away.

[SinToxic 0]

Had a cocker rocker spaniel who ran away into the mountains with buncha strayed dogs. Got another one last year named Mad Max who looks just like the old one and um that's just for the ladies you know, because being overly shallow and into music that would scare Hitler shitless I need him in order to restore the inner balance, Feng Shui of some sorts.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hitler was a Disney fan, you know. Korn would scare him shitless.

[spiny norman 0]

I currently have a dog who is twelve, and a cat who is almost two.

 

Have had several cats before her, he's my only dog ever. Once had a bunch of hermit crabs, but they all went into hibernation and never woke up.

[SinToxic 0]

Hitler was a Disney fan, you know. Korn would scare him shitless.

He was also responsible for the death of 11 million people, not everything is black and white when it comes to minds of demented beings. Besides I think watching beastie boys would've caused more dreadfulness than anything else.

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

I have a cat named Snowball that I've had for two years.

[Guest SP-1]

I've had an English bulldog, a Springer Spaniel, a Cocker Spaniel, a Basset Hound, 2 Calico cats, and currently we have an Australian Blue Heeler, several cows, a mule, and many, many rabbits.

 

But those current animals are back home. I've contemplated a fish here at school. When my future roomies and I get a house next year we want to get a dog or two.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Wow, no Banky post yet making fun of us all.

 

Rant, if you still have the pics of my three kids, post away...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I've got a yaller cat named Benny the Tooth.

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I have a cat named Pest, that's around 18 years old, that is sadly looking to be on her last legs.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Probably. That's an old-ass cat. I think the maximum life expectancy of one of my pets is about 7 years. They usually get mashed on the road by that time.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Many dogs, most recently, a large pit bull (By large I mean like 80 or so pounds. Most likely more, though), used to have a hedgehog, two hermit crabs, and a small-ish aquarium with fish.

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Currently have 4 dogs (2 dalmations, a catahula leppard and a poodle).

[treble 0]

1 cat (a Maine coon one), who's about 8 years old.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Pillman, my half sheepdog/half lab (we think...we know he's part sheepdog as he's got the markings, but the pound originally told us he was border collie and lab). He's gonna be 2 next month.

 

Growing up we had a German Shepard who lived until 15. We also kept one of her puppies until it became too sick and we gave it to another family who would have had an easier time caring for her.

[Guest JMA]

I have two cats, a male Maine coon/Siamese and a female Calico. They're half-siblings and I've had them since the early nineties. They’re still very healthy and active, though. I had a young male cat that my mother and aunt rescued, but he ran away a while back.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I currently have one cat named Chowder. He's a big black and white fella (I don't know the actual name of the breed, but they're ALL bigger than your average cat), and his nicknames are Chow, Chachow, Fatty, and Fagboy.

 

My old cat was an average sized orange one (the kind with cinnamon swirls and tan fur) named CJ, which was short for Cinnamon Jack (obviously derived from his fur color). He was either killed by coyote's (we got a bunch around here), hit by a car, or taken in by another family when they thought he was a stray (he had no collar, because he always took them off, so my family hopes that this one is right). His nicknames were CJ, CJT (CJ the Terrible, because he was FUCKING VICIOUS to everybody but me and my dad), and Bastard.

 

I used to have four Chinese Hamsters, too. The kind with the gray body and black stripe on the back? Yeah. I had them all at different times, starting with 2 and then getting 2 more once one of them died, and then just let the others die naturally and never replaced them. Their names were Tunnel-Rat, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Beast. Yeah, aside from Tunnel-Rat, that shows my X-Men love at the time when I had them.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I've got a cat named Andre. If you ask me, it's after Andre the Giant, if you ask my wife it's after Andre 3000 of Outkast. If he pisses me off, he becomes "Stupid motherfucking furball."

[DerangedHermit 0]

I have two dogs now (Raven, a lab mix and Maggie, daughter of Raven and former next door neighbor's german shepard).

 

I used to have two cats that became road pizza, and two other dogs (Cindy, died when I was 6, at 12; and Lady, a chow mix who we got a little after Cindy died; she died at age 11 around Christmas two years ago; that damn dog could clear a city with her farts)

[Guest Horse hockey!]

At present, I have six animals. One dog (Precious, a long haired teacup chihuahua), four cats (TC, Dee, Dave, and Diva) and Buddy (a chinchilla).

 

Previously, I've had two other cats (Chi Chi RC Kitty and Tyger) and lots of fish.

 

My parents currently have two cats (Cleo and Kitty Kitty) and have previously had two other cats (Cybil and Turkey).

 

So that makes eight animals under one roof, at this time.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

The best pet I ever had was an Irish Wolfhound named Briny. My dad named him after Brian Boru, the Irish leader who drove the Vikings out of Ireland in 998 and is still a hero over there. When I was 5, however, someone came into our backyard in the morning and poisoned his water.

 

Briny was 6'6" on his hind legs. My mom couldn't put food on top of the fridge because the dog would simply stand up and grab whatever she put up there. I have pictues of my riding the dog like he was a fucking horse. God I miss him.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

If he pisses me off, he becomes "Stupid motherfucking furball."

Well then you must have done something wrong to him.

 

Since it looks like Rant isn't uploading the pics, I have three kitties: Dessa (5 1/2 years), JJ (4 1/2 years) and Shadow (3/ 1/2 years). Shadow almost died about a month ago and I suggest to ANYONE if a vet gives a diagnosis that you don't agree with because the evidence doesn't match up that you get a second opinion ASAP. Fucking asshole...

[IllustriousOne 0]

6 cats.

 

3 that are 3 years old

 

1 that's 2 years old

 

2 that are 1 year old.

 

 

 

6 cats at once, even though they're all very sweet natured cats, are still way, way too many.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Since everyone else has cats, I think I'll flaunt mine. Well, they were my brother's, but he keeps leaving them here. So I've taken in Sarah and Sophia. They're both 7 years old, and Sophia (black and white one) has only one fang. It's pathetic.

 

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Ah, here we go -- found the thread where we talked about this subject before.

 

Dessa

 

 

JJ

 

 

Shadow...