hbkhhhmark4life Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 Hey smartmarks, I want to know what your opinion is on the most inaccurate statement/historical fact that J.R. has tried to point out but has been so wrong about. I have an example: I cant remember which raw it was, but I remember J.R. saying HBK was the only grand slam champion in history, waaaaaay after HHH, Jericho, and Angle had already reached those accolades. Let me hear ya smartmarks.
iliketurtles Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 I remember in late 2002 JR had this one episode of Raw he just was totally fucking weird on. I dont' remember which one it was and what exactly he said, but I remember thinking that was fucked up. And so did everyone on the board.
bob_barron Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 At Vengeance 2002 JR was way out of it. He said they were in the same building where Hogan beat Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3....right here in Chicago. He was off the whole night
Guest JerichosHi-Lite Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 That Benoit and HHH have never fought ... pissed me off something shocking, as their No Mercy 2000 fight was excellent. It's not like it's a forgettable match.
BorneAgain Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 I rememer this one which seemingly came out of nowhere. "King, don't encourage those 16-year-old kids to go out and get fake driver's licenses...so they can play Little League baseball!" - J.R. Even Lawler was confused. "J.R., what in the world are you TALKING about?!" - The King
Tawren Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 "Ironically, Taka Michinoku is Japanese."
Lil' Bitch Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 J.R. saying Flair went 64 minutes at the RR 92 when Benoit was close to winning the 2004 RR.
JST Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 "Unprettier by Christian!" [falling DDT] "Matt Hardy's got the money!" [No Mercy 99, when Jeff grabs the money to win] Of course, the Benoit/Jericho confusions.
Si82 Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 At Vengeance 2002 JR was way out of it. He said they were in the same building where Hogan beat Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3....right here in Chicago. He was off the whole night I don't remember anything specific but I think he was pretty awful at Backlash 2000 as well.
The Niggardly King Posted November 13, 2004 Report Posted November 13, 2004 Anytime Jericho and Benoit tag team, hilarity will ensue
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted November 14, 2004 Report Posted November 14, 2004 On Raw a few weeks back when Bneoit was eyeing HHH who was at the announce table: JR: Jericho has his eyes on your belt Triple H. HHH: Well maybe he does but so does Benoit who's right there.
DCMaximo Posted November 14, 2004 Report Posted November 14, 2004 "[insert wrestlers name here] has just wiped out Shannon Hardy and Matt Moore" from the 2003 Rumble was pretty bad.
snuffbox Posted November 14, 2004 Report Posted November 14, 2004 "God as my witness, he's broken in half!" -when hyperbole goes drastically too far
Frankie Williams Posted November 15, 2004 Report Posted November 15, 2004 Last night at the SS he said that the first womans match ever held at SS was in 1995. There was a 10 woman elimination match at the very first one.
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 15, 2004 Report Posted November 15, 2004 On Raw a few weeks back when Bneoit was eyeing HHH who was at the announce table: JR: Jericho has his eyes on your belt Triple H. HHH: Well maybe he does but so does Benoit who's right there. HHH is always good for a laugh on commentary. Let us not forget Jim Ross saying "Wrestle A jerking Wrestler B off...the top rope" about 300 times since 2001.
Guest ShootingStylesPress Posted November 15, 2004 Report Posted November 15, 2004 "Lita jerking Edge off... the ladder!"
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 15, 2004 Report Posted November 15, 2004 The WCW/New Japan show is still one of the low points in his career.
iliketurtles Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 I rememer this one which seemingly came out of nowhere. "King, don't encourage those 16-year-old kids to go out and get fake driver's licenses...so they can play Little League baseball!" - J.R. Even Lawler was confused. "J.R., what in the world are you TALKING about?!" - The King That was the Raw I was fucking talking about! When was that?
iliketurtles Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 JR's liontamer comment ranks up there.
haws bah gawd Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 I know its excusable because it was the first night the company was using the new name, but JR referred to WWE as WWF nearly everytime he mentioned it the first night of the "Get the F Out" campaign.
Special K Posted November 16, 2004 Report Posted November 16, 2004 JR's liontamer comment ranks up there. Whazzis?
Special K Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 "As God is my witness, he's broken in half!" could have been pretty accurate at the Mankind HITC, actually. I think Rhyno goring Jericho 'to the depths of Hell!' (i.e. through a cloth video screen) could have been one of his most hyperbolic moments.
Silence Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 JR's liontamer comment ranks up there. Whazzis? Last night on Raw, Jericho hit the Lionsault on HHH during his match against Maven and JR said that Jericho "just hit the Liontamer". The Liontamer was actually Jericho's much superior version of the Walls of Jericho (which we already knew about that, of course) with the knee to the back that he used to use in WCW and in the earlier part of his WWE career.
CanadianChick Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Oh the Hardy confusions are funny. JR: "If I was Jeff, I wouldn't get any closer to Taker with that ladder!" King: "What if you were Matt?" JR: "Uh, him too."
Special K Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 I'm surprised JR even knew about the old liontamer name. Am I the only one who thought he should have changed submissions from the Boston Crab? It looks so carpy when he puts it on a big guy like Kane, and for consitency, he seems to do the Boston Crab loosely all the time now. Maybe a high angle single leg crab? Wiat what was the topic? I think one of JRs most forgivable offenses is the height exaggeration, which sometimes gets a little silly. Jeff Hardy with a Swanton off that 30/40 foot ladder! Shane Mcmahon just delivered an elbow drop from 100 feet up! Don't remember specific exaggerations, but occasionally a bit funny, since Jeff Hardy would be doing a swanton from a ladder that's about twice as tall as Edge and he'd call it 25 feet high! It's forgivable, of course, since when he does this, the guy are usually taking pretty crazy risks.
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 17, 2004 Report Posted November 17, 2004 Jim Ross sounds worse when he's completely bored. See for example Christian v. Jericho v. RVD 3-Way IC Title from Unforgiven 2003. He's just so bored he just calmly and quietly calls PBP, not even bothering to make a conversation with Lawler, and just phoning it in.
Precious Roy Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 The Jericho/Benoit stuff was the worst. When they were teaming he'd call them the wrong names. When they were working each other he'd call them the wrong names. When only ONE of them was on screen he'd call them by the wrong name. It got to the point where he did it so fucking often that he and Lawler wouldn't even bother to correct it every time because it would just make him look like that much more of a retard. I'd say on average you'd get about 3 corrections for every 5 screwups.
The Czech Republic Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 JR's liontamer comment ranks up there. Whazzis? Last night on Raw, Jericho hit the Lionsault on HHH during his match against Maven and JR said that Jericho "just hit the Liontamer". The Liontamer was actually Jericho's much superior version of the Walls of Jericho (which we already knew about that, of course) with the knee to the back that he used to use in WCW and in the earlier part of his WWE career. Also, instead of turning the guy over, he'd walk forward until the guy flipped over. I've been put in both--Liontamer >>>>> Walls of Jericho
NoCalMike Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 How about "This is going to be the greatest Raw ever" that is pretty inaccurate and said on a weekly basis.
Guest Fook Posted November 18, 2004 Report Posted November 18, 2004 As bad as that is, he hasn't reached Tony Schiavone levels yet. I have yet to hear JR call (or more appropriately, miscall) various moves as sidewalk slams.
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