BX Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 I found a rat who had given birth in my underwear drawer, so shut your mouth.
CBright7831 Posted December 3, 2004 Author Report Posted December 3, 2004 Time for a new pet. We have a cat, but I don't want my room to get bloody.
CBright7831 Posted December 3, 2004 Author Report Posted December 3, 2004 I found a rat who had given birth in my underwear drawer, so shut your mouth. ... Ew.
Dogbert Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon.
CBright7831 Posted December 3, 2004 Author Report Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon. What if we don't have a mousetrap handy at the moment? I seriously don't know how it got into the house - unless it came up the vent.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Use a mousetrap baited with either peanut butter or bacon. No. Let that thing loose in a field or something.
Bruiser Chong Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 To hell with people who give you suggestions that don't involve killing it. So it's a "defenseless" animal, big deal? Is that your problem? No. Go out to a hardware store in the morning and get one of those new traps that snap shut and can be reused. They're a lot easier than the classic kind and almost impossible to get your finger caught in. If you don't want to kill the thing and it's not that big, they sell glue traps that'll just trap it on there. Of course, that means you're going to have to pick the damn thing up with a live mouse attached, which is why I opt for the snap traps. Honestly, I don't like strange people in my house, why would I want a possibly diseased vermin in here? Regardless of how it got in there, you want to get it out before it starts reproducing. Could be a long winter if it gets that far. Believe me.
Use Your Illusion Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Go and fucking buy a mousetrap, you cheap asshole.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Wait for it to poke it's little head out and step on it. There won't be that much blood.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Stand on a chair and scream like a girl.
Guest hhheld_down Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Stand on a chair and scream like a girl. or on your bed....
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 It's underneath my bed. Shouldn't it be next to your computer? OMGROFLMAO I'm sorry...
The Czech Republic Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Whatever you do, don't give the mouse a cookie. I learned how that turned out the hard way. And PLEASE don't give a moose a muffin.
Dr. Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 At my last apartment, my roommate's cats handled the one mouse that somehow managed to get in. We just watched and laughed. My advice: get a cat. If you can, borrow one to deal with this. Or stop being a skinflint and buy a good mousetrap.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Don't ask for my JJ. He'll either run away or play with it...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 My cat, Benny the Tooth, would fit it for cement shoes. Just bust it with a tennis racket or a boot or something. Do you have it cornered or is it in the walls? I'm good with varmints. If it's crafty, I can recommend some toxins you have in your house already.
Cuban Linx Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Try and kill it in a series of wacky misadventures much like the movie Mouse Hunt.
King Cucaracha Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 Write a song to commemorate the occassion. At the very least, you can claim to be a better musician than Britney Spears. *this snide comment brought to you by the year 2001*
Guest Smues Posted December 3, 2004 Report Posted December 3, 2004 My girlfriend had a mouse problem. She got those sonic things that send out some sound wave that kills the mouse. Seems to work and she hasn't had a problem since. Had to move her gerbil out of the house for a while though.
Kahran Ramsus Posted December 4, 2004 Report Posted December 4, 2004 If you don't want blood, just get a snake. They'll swallow them whole.
CBright7831 Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Posted December 4, 2004 I think it's gone now. BTW, am I the only one here that hasn't seen Mouse Hunt?
Kahran Ramsus Posted December 4, 2004 Report Posted December 4, 2004 I think it's gone now. BTW, am I the only one here that hasn't seen Mouse Hunt? I haven't. Usually if there is something in the house that will eat it (cats, snakes, large birds), they won't stick around long unless they are desperate for food. On the downside, if you have neighbours with those things and you don't, expect to have a mouse congregation in your house every so often.
AboveAverage484 Posted December 4, 2004 Report Posted December 4, 2004 This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while, especially Thumbtack's post of the stick figure picture.
CBright7831 Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Posted December 4, 2004 One of my cats was under the bed today, but it ran out when I came into my room. A few years ago, we had a rat come in from under the floor and steal a dogbone. My dad saw the dog bone being dragged underneath. It finally ate some poison we put out for it, and whe nwe saw it crawling to it's death, it was fat. Since then we've only had one mouse and that was two years ago.
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