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Guest Shutterspeed
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I was 5 metres from being hit by a truck tonight. I'm sure that you all would've laughed at that.

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A homeless guy pushing a shopping cart five feet in front of me and we were the only two people around so I couldn't cover and say that guy over there is hillarious. The homeless guy gave me an evil glare and I stopped.

Guest hhheld_down
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The fact that my friend Tina was buried in clothes that my friend Emily let her borrow, which she (Emily) originally borrow from my buddy Eric, who originally borrowed them from his friend Frank.

:huh:

 

i cant think of one, too many

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Easy. When JFK Jr.'s plane went down, I laughed.

Me too, though I more laughed at the people who were pretending like his death was a huge loss (to those who knew him I'm sure it was). People just have a habit of caring about things like this when they really don't matter.

Guest Retro Rob
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I saw this woman that had to be 90 and I imagine she was blind because she had these two fucking bugged out eyes. She was truly a horror show. I pointed and laughed from the car, my friend did the same, not knowing that HIS window was open. Good times. I can think of a million more, but that one stands out the most.

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Kevin Nash tearing his quad.

Ditto.

 

When my English teacher was giving as example of what irony wan, he said it was like if a swimmer drowned in an inch of water in a bathtub. Guess I was the only one who found that funny.

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When I took High School Publications, the teacher told a story about how it was important not to be mean when putting captions in the yearbook.

 

"The picture was of a girl looking out the window. The caption was something like 'So-and-so thinks about all the dates she'll never have.'"

 

I start laughing here.

 

"She killed herself.

 

Later in the same class, some girl was talking about the band at another school...

 

"This one guy killed himself. He was buried in his band uniform and with his trombone."

 

"I wonder why he killed himself?" asked another girl.

 

I laugh. "Probably..."

 

Everyone looks at me.

 

"Oh, I was thinking of something else."

 

I was so close to saying "Probably because he was buried in his band uniform."

 

Why am I so mean?

Guest Sturgis
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A guy was playing football on a crusie ship, while at sea, went to make a catch and went overboard to his death.

Guest Mindless_Aggression
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Thanksgiving, a few years back. My Grandmother is a very large lazy woman. We were sitting at the table for dinner and she noticed that she'd left the corn on the counter a few feet from said table. So being a lazy fat person, she tried to lean back in her chair and get it.

 

And thats when the back legs exploded off of said chair, flying in opposite directions as this 5'0 tall, 350 pound woman spilled all over the floor. In the process of falling, she reached up to grab something to save herself and grabbed the kitchen table cloth which all the food was sitting on and proceeded to jerk all of that down on top of her as well.

 

So...my grandmother...my dad's mother...and her nephews, nieces and every other relative in the world just saw the oldest person there dump themselves on their head then accidently cover themselves in food as well. Our reaction in mass?

 

The biggest group mass hysteria laughter I've ever participated in. Except my Grandma, she didn't laugh. She just demanded help, which made it even funnier.

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Pictures of the Elephant Man

 

Videos of starving Ethiopians (sp?)

 

Hooking cats up to the electric fence on the farm where i used to work at

 

Making my roomate vomit after laying a nasty shit in the bathroom that stunk up the whole house

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