Worst Song(s) of the Year

[Nighthawk 0]

And the club track of the year is "Yeah" by Usher, Luda and Lil Jon.

Almost the entirety of Me & My Brother is better, and even that doesn't come close to "Let's Go". That is pretty good though.

[Special K 0]

Really, all of Jet's singles. All incredibly lame rip-offs, that sounded better when they were done by the original artists. Just a horrible, horrible band. Plus they immediately sold their songs (well their one big single) to as many commercials as possible, aggravating me even further.

 

Do people hear songs like that and think 'oooh! I've heard this song before, but better! I think I'll buy the album.'

 

If I had to pick one particular song, 'Cold Hard Bitch' barely edges out 'Are you gonna be my girl.' The latter was way overplayed, but the former is just a fucking atrocious song.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Anybody who thinks "Just Lose It" is one of the worst tracks of the yeah obviously hasn't heard the album.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

"Just Lose It" is one of the few Enimen tracks I like.

Horrible.

Your taste repeatedly proves to be suspect, so you shouldn't talk.

Oh, quit hurting me.

 

STOP THE PAIN!

[SamoaRowe 0]

"Just Lose It" by Eminem. By and far the most aggrivating song I have heard in a long, long time.

 

"Figured You Out" and "Feeling Too Damn Good" by Nickelback. These two songs make me feel embarassed to be a rock fan.

 

"You Had Me" by Joss Stone.

 

"Redneck Woman" by Gretchan Wilson is the most annoying country song I've heard in while too.

 

I know there's more... let me think.

[Guest PlatinumBoy]

Taht Crime Mob song is fucking terrible, as is the one song I heard from the white crunk rapper Lil' Whyte whose name eludes me at the moment. But still, I'm going with "Just Lose It."

 

And "Let's Go" is defnitely one of the top club tracks of the year. I kind of like LL's "Headsprung" as well.

The best line of the Crime Mob song is, "Throwin' bows like Johnny Cage". The Lil' Wyte song... was it Oxy Cotton? That seems to be his most famous song.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Worst Songs of the Year-lovecraft231 edition

 

"Invincible" by Clay Aiken-Sure, there are bad songs, but this one is by far the worst. A song so bad, I wanted him to be castrated and raped. Plus, it's creepy as hell, and reminds me of the rape scene from "Hollow Man". And damn him for reminding me of that shitty movie.

 

"Ass like That" by Eminem-Sure, "Just Lose It" was bad, but damnit, I wanted to shoot him in the fucking face after hearing this. Plus, it rips on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, proving that he has run out of things to say, and that he has now truly become the most pathetic bully on earth.

 

Britney Spears "My Perrogitive"-Holy shit. It's a cover song, and an absolutely dreadful one at that. And to think, "Toxic" was my guilty pleasure of the year.

 

Nickleback "Figured You Out"-Now that Creed have broken up, I guess Nickleback and Saliva are fighting to see whose worse, and Nickleback is winning. Plus, Chad Kroeger has some serious issues he needs to work out.

 

Saliva "Survival of the Sickest"-If these guys are promising a rock and roll revolution, then they could possibly kill rock as we know it.

 

Story of the Year "Anthem of Our Dying Days"-Also known as "Generic Emo Song Title #123,412". I can just see the pathetic teen kids singing this like so much vomit.

 

R.Kelly-"You Saved Me"-Actually, this song is a guilty pleasure, just because it's so bad, it's hilarious. When he croons about a doctor calling to tell someone that they have cancer, it's already an instant classic in shitty music. I actually feel bad for Jesus and God, because so many musicians feel the need to write awful songs in their name.

 

Neptunes "Hey Mister"-Sure, it's funky, and has a kick ass beat, but thenm the singing and lyrics come up, and well, after that, the song is doomed. "Her ass is a spaceship that I'd like to ride" may be the worst piece of lyricism next to R.Kelly's "You Saved Me" and Nickleback's "Figured You Out" of the year.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Far too many to mention.

[SamoaRowe 0]

R.Kelly-"You Saved Me"-Actually, this song is a guilty pleasure, just because it's so bad, it's hilarious. When he croons about a doctor calling to tell someone that they have cancer, it's already an instant classic in shitty music. I actually feel bad for Jesus and God, because so many musicians feel the need to write awful songs in their name.

Yes! That was one of the songs I was going to mention, but forgot to. When R. Kelly's double album came out, I listened to a couple of the new songs just to give him a second chance... and this ended with me laughing my ass off at him. R Kelly is not only a despicable hypocrit, but now he has a flop of an album to show for it.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Lil Jon - "Stop Fuckin' Wit Me"

 

I don't know if it's been released, but even if it wasn't, it's still the worst song of the year. It's the worst song of the decade, perhaps the worst song in history.

[1234-5678 0]

There's a couple of new white boy rappers I saw on BET. Man, if I could remember them or the names of their videos, they'd be on here in a flash.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Lil Jon - "Stop Fuckin' Wit Me"

 

I don't know if it's been released, but even if it wasn't, it's still the worst song of the year. It's the worst song of the decade, perhaps the worst song in history.

How does it go?

[mister foozel 0]

what about that mr.rom song by lonestar?

 

i actually thought it was an alright country song until i saw the lyrics on the video, what the song was called, and what it was about

[Gary Floyd 0]

For those who like comedy, here are the lyrics to "You Saved Me" by R.Kelly

 

I was riding in my car one day

In the express lane rollin on the freeway

And suddenly the phone rings then I

Reached down beside me then i look

On the floor felt on the backseat

See I was drinking while I was driving

Never thinking bout what I was doing

I turned around and before i knew it

Here comes this truck now

 

Doctor said don't think he gonna make it

Family said make the funeral arrangements

Unplug the machine he's gone now

Then told my wife to be strong now

Then a small voice said told me

If you promise to stop drinking

I surrendered on that day

Now for ten years i've been straight

 

You saved me [4x]

Gave me a second chance

You saved me [3x]

You saved me

 

Now i've been sitting in this chair

Waiting on the phone to ring

Praying up to God that someone will call

Me with a job opening

Cause it's been so hard for me

Month to month struggling to eat

But still there was no answer

I stop believing in his word and

Got so mad at him and

When somebody said God's good

I just laugh at 'em

 

But in the nick of time his blessing

Rain on me

By his grace the phone ring

A lady said were hiring and

That's when I knew

 

You saved me [4x]

 

Now i was 18 out there on the block

Selling drugs

With a gun at my waist

And for people I had no love

See the streets was my home

Family and friends were all gone

Had no one to trust

And deep inside i was all alone

And a deal went bad one day

And it was enough to pause me

I was shot 4 times and before i

Knew it I was on my knees

 

Blood pushin out my body

My heart's beating faster don't know what i'm gonna do

I don't think i'm gonna last then

I begain to flash back on the things

I done in my past

Then I heard a small voice that said

I'll give you peace if you believe

I accepted Christ that day

Halilujah now i'm free

 

You saved me [4x]

 

I was in the aisle of the grocery store

With a pain in my chest and I'm wondering

Where did it come from (I got tested)

And the results came back

And the doctor said i'm sorry but u got cancer

I could not beleive it so

I call my mama to calm my nerves

 

(mama) she got down on her knees

(mama) she said a prayer for me

(mama) just keep on thanking Jesus

(mama) he'll give you what you need

(thank you Jesus)

Now that was five years ago

I don't have that pain no more

Doc said you can go home

Cause all that cancer's gone

 

You saved me [4x]

 

You saved me (said you saved me)

You saved me (but you saved me)

You saved me saaaved me

Gave me a second chance (second chance)

Halilujah saved me

Saved me saved me

Wooooooh You saved me

 

You gave me it was by grace You saved me

I'm so thankful that You looked down on me

Saw me standing there

I was at the end of my rope no where to go

And you gave me

 

No where to go (and you saved me)

I was down and out 2

I was doing drugs 2

I was running the streets 2

Never felt love

I was wilding out

You saved me

You stepped in ooh save me

 

You saved me

To Quote Norm McDonald, "Happy Birthday Jesus. Hope you like crap!"

[CBright7831 0]

Eminem-"Just lose it". Granted there were probably worse songs in the mainstream that were more annoying and involved less artistic input involved. That being said, this should be considered the worst song of the year considering that Eminem is capable of much better work and this is arguably the worst song he has ever written (definitely his worst single). Now the video for this song is good if only for the P.W.H. spoof, still I can only stand it on mute.

P.W.H.?

[Vyce 0]

Honorable Mention:  That one rap/hip-hop song that samples "Crazy Train".  I think it's by Lil' Jon?  Anyway, yeah:  the rape of all that was once good about Ozzy continues.

 

EDIT:  Ah, the name is "Let's Go" and Trick Daddy and Twista have a hand in the abomination as well.

See, this is probably in my top 5 or 10 songs of the year. One of the best club tracks I've heard in a long time. "Crazy Train" is incredibly lame, but Trick Daddy and Lil' Jon managed to take the 12 good seconds out of it and spin them into a great little thing. I'm just surprised no one thought to sample it sooner.

Were you in front of me right now, I would strangle you with an extension cord until the lack of oxygen left you good and permanently retarded.

 

Same with any of you assholes who appreciate fucking Lil Jon over Ozzy. You deserve cancer. One of the painful kinds that assaults your rectal cavities.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Honorable Mention:  That one rap/hip-hop song that samples "Crazy Train".  I think it's by Lil' Jon?  Anyway, yeah:  the rape of all that was once good about Ozzy continues.

 

EDIT:  Ah, the name is "Let's Go" and Trick Daddy and Twista have a hand in the abomination as well.

See, this is probably in my top 5 or 10 songs of the year. One of the best club tracks I've heard in a long time. "Crazy Train" is incredibly lame, but Trick Daddy and Lil' Jon managed to take the 12 good seconds out of it and spin them into a great little thing. I'm just surprised no one thought to sample it sooner.

Were you in front of me right now, I would strangle you with an extension cord until the lack of oxygen left you good and permanently retarded.

 

Same with any of you assholes who appreciate fucking Lil Jon over Ozzy. You deserve cancer. One of the painful kinds that assaults your rectal cavities.

My, aren't we bitter. You do know that it's most likely that Lil' Jon, or Trick Daddy, or whoever sampled "Crazy Train", most likely asked Ozzy if they could, and that Ozzy agreed. Wake up man, the 70's/early to mid 80's are over, and sampling is not the tool of the devil. Oh, I hope you also realize that Ozzy appeared in a Busta Rhymes song. No offense dude, but you sound like a parody of a metalhead. I know some Ozzy fans, and they have no problem with it.

[Nighthawk 0]

Eminem-"Just lose it".  Granted there were probably worse songs in the mainstream that were more annoying and involved less artistic input involved.  That being said, this should be considered the worst song of the year considering that Eminem is capable of much better work and this is arguably the worst song he has ever written (definitely his worst single).  Now the video for this song is good if only for the P.W.H. spoof, still I can only stand it on mute.

P.W.H.?

Pee Wee Herman, presumably.

[Nighthawk 0]

Were you in front of me right now, I would strangle you with an extension cord until the lack of oxygen left you good and permanently retarded.

 

Same with any of you assholes who appreciate fucking Lil Jon over Ozzy.  You deserve cancer.  One of the painful kinds that assaults your rectal cavities.

Grow up and realize that Ozzy sucks. All he ever had going for him was Randy Rhoads, which is the reason Lil Jon was able to find 12 seconds of usable material there.

It's not so much appreciating Lil Jon anyway, because Randy Rhoads does deserve most of the credit for the beat. It's appreciating Trick Daddy. Any dumbass stupid enough to suggest Ozzy is worthy to shine Trick Daddy's AK, I'll be in front ya house when ya ass come out.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

IDRM said it better, but: Lil' Jon took a lame-ass song with a great intro and spun into something ridiculously creative. Ozzy's not entirely lame in the Sabbath days (especially that first album), but once you get into the Blizzard of Ozz era, he fast becomes that. I don't even know hardcore Ozzy fans who actually try to defend "Crazy Train."

[Nighthawk 0]

And now that we have "Let's Go", we don't need "Crazy Train" anymore. So long, Blizzard of Ozz! *hurls album out window*

[Guest LooneyTune]

I never really "hate" on a song where I go "I wish my TV would blow up every time it's on", but "Just Lose It" (mentioned many times already) is pretty annoying, and just doesn't have ANYTHING positive when listening to on a CD Player, even the annoying Pee-Wee noises he makes.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Lil Jon - "Stop Fuckin' Wit Me"

 

I don't know if it's been released, but even if it wasn't, it's still the worst song of the year. It's the worst song of the decade, perhaps the worst song in history.

How does it go?

http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/lil_jon/cr_...stop_fn.jon.txt

 

BEEN OUT ALL DAY ALL I WANT IS A BEEYA.

 

BYE BITCH.

 

 

 

It's so bad that it satirizes itself. I mean, quite honestly, it's so bad it's addicting. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

How could I forget the worst song of the year on an otherwise good album: "It's True That We Love One Another," from the White Stripes' Elephant. I'd punch Holly Golightly in the cock if it worked that way.

[Youth N Asia 0]

"1985" by Bowling for Soup is awful...it's like the wrote it directly for VH1.

 

"Lady" by Lenny Kravits (sp) is very bad as well...first I thought it was just an awful song for a dumb commercial...then I actually heard it get radio play. It couldn't be any more generic.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

How could I forget the worst song of the year on an otherwise good album: "It's True That We Love One Another," from the White Stripes' Elephant. I'd punch Holly Golightly in the cock if it worked that way.

2003

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

And Holly Golightly isn't why that song sucks, anyway.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Wait, how'd I make that obvious fuck-up. My roommate was listening to the album and I think I zonked out.

 

Song's still awful, though. BAD ENOUGH FOR THIS YEAR TOO!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

When did Kenny Chesney release "There Goes my Life"? because that's the other worst song I ever heard.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Bowling for Soup is awful...

Yes.