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Worst ring attire of all time?

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I despised some of Razor Ramon's outfits. Particularly the hot pink, banana yellow and powder blue versions. I understand if Rick Martel is wearing pink, but the supposed 'bad guy' sure as hell shouldn't be.

I loved those outfits! And he always debuted new ones on every ppv. Awesome.

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Im gonna have to go with Bastion Booger on this one. "Fat man in tight grey cotton stripe things" is not good attire. Was there some point behind him looking that way, other than to just be a slob?

 

I too like the look that Viscera has now. As long as he doesnt start macking the Bastion Booger outfit, I will be ok with him.

 

Also, Ric Flair said in his book that Vince had Dusty dress the way he did as a way to embarass him. So, I guess the case is closed on that one.

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Guest Hass of Pain

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(I have never seen a man's ass as much as I did Ahmed's in those loose red tights. It still haunts my dreams)

 

Kwang the Ninja, The Super Invader (Hercules in WCW), The Viper in Global Wrestling Federation, Kidman in the jean shorts and the wifebeater...

 

And my personal favorite, Lex Luger and Kevin Nash in skin tight black Wranglers and FUBU jerseys during the Wolfpac days. Classic.

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Just curious, what was wrong with Kidman's attire?

It was cute and all, but Hogan was right about it. A scraggly wifebeater and a pair of black K-Mart jean shorts didn't make Billy Kidman look like a guy who could hang with Hogan to the average fan, and he really should have updated his look a little bit if he wanted to be taken more seriously during that feud.

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that kidman look was better then his Ravens Flock look with greasy deshekved hair and torn shirt

 

 

 

how about the brookly brawlers outfit? old yankees shirt with what looked like cigarrette burns and holes over it dirty looking leather cap and torn old jeans

 

 

 

 

does doink count in this category?

 

 

crushs wm 9 singlet (you might get blinded if you dont wear sunglasses while watching the tape)

 

 

rocks track suit look in early 99

 

worse yet rockys outifit for his debut in 96

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How about the Ding-Dongs?

Ah yes, I forgot to mention them. A double threat, annoying on the eyes and annoying on the ears. WTF were they thinking?

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Just curious, what was wrong with Kidman's attire?

It was cute and all, but Hogan was right about it. A scraggly wifebeater and a pair of black K-Mart jean shorts didn't make Billy Kidman look like a guy who could hang with Hogan to the average fan, and he really should have updated his look a little bit if he wanted to be taken more seriously during that feud.

Fair enough, I just rarely agree with Hogan on anything, and this just happens to be another one of those times.

 

I thought it was a good look for him and switching over to the current attire he has? I think it was a bad move all around.

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Those green neon tights Jericho wore at WrestleMania X-8.

 

It was cute and all, but Hogan was right about it. A scraggly wifebeater and a pair of black K-Mart jean shorts didn't make Billy Kidman look like a guy who could hang with Hogan to the average fan, and he really should have updated his look a little bit if he wanted to be taken more seriously during that feud.

 

Unfortunately, Kidman looks even worse in the generic wrestling tights he wears now.

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Guest LooneyTune

The Shark - I think everyone knows, but basically his tights looked kinda cheesy with lots of sharks on them, and I think he wore shark fin elbow pads a few times.

 

The Zodiac: Ed Leslie busts out a pair of his Barber tights and paints his face the same colors while having a whacky ponytail.

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Raven looked AWFUL right before he left WWE.

 

In the match he wrestled on Raw (the stips were like: Winner gets in Rumble?) January 2003 against Jeff Hardy I think.

 

He wore just a plain black speedo, had his hair cut short, and looked like shit, with his fat gut.

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Spike Dudley when he was dressing in the same style tights that Big Show wears. Can't find a pic of it, but it made him look extremely pathetic, and in more ways than one.

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Shark Boy had a terrible attire until he updated it..

 

I disagree with a few people here.. the flashy colours may not have worked well for Savage, Crush, and Warrior.. but looked AWESOME on The Rockers.

 

Disco, as well as Marty Jannetty's attires were fine. Jannetty did look better without that stupid ass shirt though.

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Guest sek69

I can't hate Rock for his track suit, the man was trying to cover his boob reduction.

 

I think Raven's jobber look was a parting "fuck you" to WWE. They treated him like a jobber so the dressed like one.

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Guest Hass of Pain

Jeff Hardy was looking pretty bad near the end of his WWE run as well. He'd come out covered in chalk in these weird outfits looking like a house-painter on a bad acid trip.

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Has anyone mentioned Max Moon yet? That was just plain awful.

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Guest LooneyTune

Max Moon, to quote RD Reynolds, looked like a condom that was "ribbed for her pleasure" with all those rings and rubber.

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I liked Jeff Hardy's drug induced look. Never saw him in tna. But I found it to be a pretty honest look. Dude really was on drugs, that's how you'd expect him to look. I believe he said the paint was inspired by Marilyn Manson which is great and terrible.

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Guest jumpingbombangel

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Shockmaster was the worst of EVERYTHING.

 

Also, does anyone remember those weird-ass "nude" tights the Warrior wore at one time? I forget when and where, but that was a real :huh: moment for me.

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Okay, I used to have this quote in my sig years ago. From WOW magzine:

 

"So, when I came out, one arm would shoot fire, from another arm there was smoke or confetti, and it was like a really cool space outfit."-Charles Ashenoff, a.k.a. Konnan

 

What about Virgil's ring attire? No, I don't mean the aforementioned Dusty Rhodes.

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