useless moron Scott Keith's girlfriend XXXPosed

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I see they're still letting the barbers get drunk at Supercuts.

[Guest Hass of Pain]

Lame. I doubt the majority of the people making fun of Keith and his girlfriend on other boards and here even have girlfriends, and I'm sure a lot of those who do aren't exactly dating supermodels. If you want to make fun of his writing or his book fine, but talking shit about a guys wife is just lame.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Being serious, he looks like Dennis from Head of the Class.

 

[Carnival 0]

cloned.

[Jericholic82 0]

Actually I think Scott resembles Glen Jacobs (Kane) in a way. Maybe hes is his evil half-brother, well the one not named Undertaker.

 

 

and that hair is pretty bad, he should go with a buzz cut.

 

 

then again they are canadaian so what do you expect them to look like?

(ok Im just joking there my canadian friends)

 

 

 

Seriously though, good luck to the Bonzo-Gonzo marriage.

 

 

 

I give the matchup ***3/4

[Guest netslob]

say what you want, she's still too good for him.

[Precious Roy 0]

XXXPosed

 

FALSE ADVERTISING!

[Guest LooneyTune]

His head looks really.... big. Maybe it's the girls fat rolls from her arms, but it looks like his head is bigger than his upper body.

[DCMaximo 0]

I just can't believe he appears to have married Lisa Loeb

[Jericholic82 0]

I just can't believe he appears to have married Lisa Loeb

yea and she gained some poundage too

[Tawren 0]

Lame. I doubt the majority of the people making fun of Keith and his girlfriend on other boards and here even have girlfriends, and I'm sure a lot of those who do aren't exactly dating supermodels. If you want to make fun of his writing or his book fine, but talking shit about a guys wife is just lame.

Agreed. This thread is even worse than that Stephanie thread in the WWE folder.

[Guest netslob]

and yet you feel the need to post in it anyway. if it offends you so bad, leave. i'm not coming down on you, i'm not trying to pick a fight, but if you don't like it, just go and let the rest of us have our fun.

[Gary Floyd 0]

XXXPosed

 

FALSE ADVERTISING!

What, you WANT to see XXX pictures of those two?

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

I doubt the majority of the people making fun of Keith and his girlfriend on other boards and here even have girlfriends, and I'm sure a lot of those who do aren't exactly dating supermodels.

Just because they don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend/farm animal or are dating a supermodel doesn't mean they would want to fuck a girl like that. She isn't good looking and loads of guys (ugly or good looking, themselves) wouldn't want to fuck her. I would though, because I don't give a shit.

[Matt Young 0]

Man, I love you guys. This thread made me LOL on several occasions.

 

Congratulations to Scott on apparently finding happiness. I enjoy his rants, and everyone deserves to find someone special to spend their lives with.

 

As for her looks... Well, as much as personality matters, I couldn't date a woman that large, regardless of how great she was. The inital attraction just wouldn't be there to stimulate my interest. But Scott appears to be less shallow and/or more desperate than I, and for that I commend him.

 

I'll tell ya what, though, I've met women that make Scott's gal look like Tyra Banks by comparison.

[iggymcfly 0]

Lame. I doubt the majority of the people making fun of Keith and his girlfriend on other boards and here even have girlfriends, and I'm sure a lot of those who do aren't exactly dating supermodels.

That may be true, and if you were talking directly to me, I haven't gotten any in a while.

 

HOWEVER, if my standards were that low, I would be swimming in pussy every single day. Any time I go to a party, I could fuck some fat chick who's ugly as fuck like that, but since I have just a little tiny bit of self respect I choose not to.

 

I mean, could you imagine showing a chick like that to your friends? I'd have to leave the country if I was engaged to that whale.

 

(To be fair though, I'm nowhere near as fat as useless moron Scott Keith. If I was, I could see how that would totally eat my self respect away in no time.)

[The Czech Republic 0]

I just can't believe he appears to have married Lisa Loeb

Unless Lisa Loeb divorced Dweezil Zappa, and subsequently ate him, no, that's not her.

 

 

Because come on. Lisa Loeb was a real cutie.

[Guest Trivia247]

Don't mind how she looks, except the fact she looks like Jailbait. Gotta getem young where they can learn the....Five Moves of DOOM!

[elite 0]

His girlfriend is the one in the picture with him, not the girl in LucharesuFan619's avatar, you idiot.

Me? An idiot?? Eh, shuddup. I was just trying to be nice. Delusional and nice.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Here's an angle that we haven't covered here...could they be siblings and someone thought it was his old lady? Or did he say that this was the ole ball 'n' chain?

[Guest DVD Spree]

I haven't been on the forums since THursday. Between this and the Somethingawful thread, I've managed to choke on my drink three times and pissed off all my co-workers.

 

I love this fucking place.

[MARTYEWR 0]

His head looks really.... big. Maybe it's the girls fat rolls from her arms, but it looks like his head is bigger than his upper body.

Well, even Keith admits he has a big head...albeit not in the same sense you were probably speaking of...

[chuck415 0]

Alright, show of hands. How many have masturbated to this pic?

[Black Lushus 0]

well we probably shouldn't show our hands...

[Some Guy 0]

Whatever, fat girls need loving too. I hope SK and his portly partner are happy.

[natey2k4 0]

Everyone showing the dislike.. why dont we all post pictures of our girlfriends too? I garuntee 3/4 of them would get the same hating that SK and his wife/gf are getting.

 

Now thats not to say this isnt one of the worlds ugliest couples, cuz in the words of JR.. BAH GAWD... what the hell is that!?

[Matt Young 0]

Everyone showing the dislike.. why dont we all post pictures of our girlfriends too? I garuntee 3/4 of them would get the same hating that SK and his wife/gf are getting.

Yep.

[AboveAverage484 0]

I don't read his stuff nowadays because I don't give a crap about present day wrestling, but I used to get a laugh out of readin' his stuff.

 

Wish him luck in his relationship.

[Frankie Williams 0]

I give her -****

[UZI Suicide 0]

Hah, what a couple of ugly sacks of shit. They're perfect for each other.

 

All the useless moron Scott Keith cocksuckers - shut up, Keith's entire internet "schtick" is based on bashing everyone and everything. After seeing this horrific sight I think it's fair to say he should be able to take a little bashing as well.