Spaceman Spiff Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties four thumbs down! That joke doesn't work when there are only two titties dumbass. The number of tits is irrelevant to the joke, therefore the joke works. It's not a "tits:thumbs down" relationship (cf. the Simpsons "worst rating ever: 7 thumbs up" joke). You need to STFU because you've obviously never seen the Chappelle's Show where the joke was used. He did fuck the joke up. I've seen Chappelle's Show, but I guess not that skit.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 That's probably the most famous skit the one with Rick James. There were two women, and the idea is that he needs four hands to keep up with the titties. But then he SWERVES and goes for the thumbs down gimmick. IDRM is talking nonsense now.
Special K Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 It of course goes back to Total Recall and the woman three breasts. Benny: ooh, you make me wish I had three hands. Hooker: You're doing just fine with two.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 I really liked her when she was dressed up as a witch for Smackdown! Halloween episode. She made out with Bischoff in that episode for some reason. Anyone know the point of that? Anyone have Witch pictures?
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 In all seriousness, I wonder how many creative team members take Steph seriously as a source of intellect with such a botched boob job? Yes, becasue if a girl has a shitty boob job you know she's not smart. Well, she can't be *too* bright if she can't find the right doctor.
Guest LooneyTune Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 (screams in horror) What the fuck happend to Stephanie over the last 3 years... other than the boob job.
Jericholic82 Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 (screams in horror) What the fuck happend to Stephanie over the last 3 years... other than the boob job. She married Triple H. He likes him some manly women.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 I know this forum ain't really for picture posts, but I think we can make an exception in this case. I was sifting through ebay, typed in Stephanie McMahon, and low and behold, I spot some eye opening candids of Steph. I found some closeup photos of Steph in that lowcut dress she wore at the Hall of fame. You couldn't really see anything during the show as they didn't show any good angles, but you just knew she was showing a lot skin. Thankfully, this guy struck gold and was able to get a few snapshots of Steph in all her cleavage revealing glory. And sorry, that they're marked with writing, but if you REALLY want them, just bid on the unmarked ones on eBay. That person will probably put them up every week until everyone in the world has a copy anyways as I know that seller's habits as he puts the same photos up for bid week in and week out. Anyways, scroll down for the pics. They're worth the scroll!! DAMN!!! WHOA DADDY!!!!!!! Man oh mighty! Just feast your eyes on that never ending cleavage boys! Just awesome. But, if there is a drawback to a hell of a lot of cleavage, and I mean a hell a lot of cleavage, as large as they are, my god are her tits so damn saggy. AND I MEAN SAGGY!!! I think the sag has gotten even worse since she left TV, and it was pretty bad then. And she's still in her 20's. If you ever saw her nude, I think there's a good idea as to what the front end would look like that. I don't know if that would be too appealing to some people as those babies are reaching grandma levels in funbaggishness. I fear to know how lengthy they will be 10 or 20 years from now. It looks Steph is starting to really pay for hardly ever wearing a bra back in 2000 and 2001. Although, it maybe heredity as Linda's droop like hers as well. I guess a combination of both. Steph has such heavy huge tits and she really shouldn't be going without a bra, especially now. Nonetheless, GREAT PICS and they are actually candids worth buying for once. Stephanie's cleavage looms legendarily large and it's great to see them out in full force instead of hidden away in a business suit like usual. I definately wouldn't mind seeing her and her two friends making a return. But for your own sakes Steph, wear a bra! This has to be the saddest post I've seen this year.
Guest netslob Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 i hate when chicks scrunch their noses when they smile like she's doing in the middle picture. that's all i have to add on that topic. I want a 500 word essay on when Benoit will realize his stupid headbutt hurts him more than it hurts his opponent. He must already be suffering from memory loss since he keeps trying to hit the damn thing and then rolls around on the mat in pain for a minute after he hits it. finally some one else who sees it. doesn't he have neck problems? doesn't he realize that doing that goddamn headbutt is just going to make it worse? i swear i cringe everytime he does the fucking move. look at where your idol, the Dynamite Kid, ended up Chris. i'd hate to see you get crippled over that fuckin headbutt.
Precious Roy Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 Stephanie's cleavage looms legendarily large nice alliteration......
Taker666 Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 This has to be the saddest post I've seen this year. Even sadder is that people are actually replying to this post and taking this shit seriously.
Guest Sternchen Posted April 9, 2005 Report Posted April 9, 2005 i hate when chicks scrunch their noses when they smile like she's doing in the middle picture. that's all i have to add on that topic. maybe she is proud of her new nose like she is of her boobs... hey princess, look into a mirror!
razazteca Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Will Stephanie be making Howard Stern appearences anytime soon?
Guest wootman Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Although, it maybe heredity as Linda's droop like hers as well. I guess a combination of both. You've checked out Linda McMahon's? Well, it's pretty noticable, at least when she's in a regular top and not a business suit. Like at No Mercy 2003 when she escorted Stephanie for her last WWE appearance, she was in this red sweater and her chest were like an inch or two above her pants. I dunno, maybe Linda wears her pants too high.
SuperJerk Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Was Steph in a movie? 'Cause it looks to me like she's already got her "SAG" card! **rimshot**
Boon Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 I've never understood what people had ever seen in her. When she didn't have huge tits, she was sporting that belly. Now she's got those saggy, disgusting things covering up her stomach. Not to mention that ugly mug she calls a face. She is by far the least attractive woman in the WWE, IMO. HHH sure knows how to pick 'em.
Nighthawk Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 No, I like Chappelle's Show (moderately), I just thought it was a pretty harsh barb directed towards Spiffy. I'm attracted to Steph cause her dad is rich.
iggymcfly Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Hey, before she got the boob job, she was one of the hottest women in the world. Directly after the boob job, she was still pretty damn hot. Right now, she's fucking average. The descent is sad.
geniusMoment Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 After I graduate from college next year I will need to look for a place to live, and in between those two gigantic fun bags looks as good as any. I wonder how much the rent is?
Murmuring Beast Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 Eh, she's still pretty - she's just gotten older so comparrisons to her from 5 years ago don't really apply. People age.
Jobber of the Week Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 It also should be mentioned that WWE's makeup team does an absolute miracle job on these people. Go see many of the Divas without it and you'll see what I mean. She probably doesn't look all that different there than she did 2 years ago when the makeup was off. So comparing that improv'ed shot that probably wasn't as heavily made-up compared to the staged shot above or her endless list of TV appearances might not really be that fair. However, even the makeup team isn't able to wipe away those facial features, particularly that scowl. No question that she's Vince's daughter. Shane, on the other hand, takes more from Linda IMO, and won the genetics lottery as far as the face is concerned.
SuperJerk Posted April 10, 2005 Report Posted April 10, 2005 HHH sure knows how to pick 'em. Hey, he's no big prize himself.
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