Why Do Men Have To Take Massive Shits In Public?

[Guest BillyTheStud]

Does anyone else not find this gross. When a man walks into a public restroom with a magazine or newspaper underneath his hands and a massive grin like he is going to stink up the whole place and he doesn't even fucking care. They even let out a couple of farts while they walk in just to let you know they mean business. Thats just the warm up. You can hear them get situated, and then just a flood of shit that comes out. Sometimes some grunting is involved, but that is only with the men who really take pride in letting everyone know he just clogged the toliet, and the janitor is going to be pissed (again). Why do some men feel like they are better just because they shit so loud in public? Go use your own home bathroom, and keep your sick show away from the rest of the public who only uses the mens bathroom for a quick piss and out.

 

[Vyce 0]

I never shit in a public restroom unless there is absolutely no other option. Which basically means that I have to take a shit so bad that waiting any longer than maybe five minutes will mean completely dropping mud in my drawers.

 

Even then, I'm embarassed about it. I'll seek out, if I can hold it long enough, the most secluded and out of the way restroom I can find.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

I generally hate using public shitters (I mean restrooms, not people who shit) so I hold it as long as I can. But as Vyce pointed out, sometimes you just have to do it. I remember years and years ago when I did mall security in college, me and a few of the others guys and the captain would take a dump and then get on the radio afterwards and say, "Twenty (thirty, forty-five)-minute rule applies." No one else on the channel was privy to our secret code, but it basically meant "Don't go in there for at least (applicable) minutes!"

 

A Christian mechanic at work left a Bible in the shop restroom and another guy said he read the whole Bible over the course of a year while making use of the restroom.

 

But the worst thing is when two guys enter, man different stalls and talk while they shit. One time two businessmen were babbling on about something while grunting and plopping their way to stinking the place up.

[Damaramu 0]

I generally try to find the most secluded bathroom I can if I have to. I can't piss with people around(which means i don't use urinals i use the stalls to piss) and I try to make sure nobody is in the bathroom when I shit.

Then if a sound comes out while I'm sitting there I try to hold it to keep more sounds from coming out.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I usually avoid them at all costs, unless it's absolutely necessary. I don't get people who make this a daily routine, though. It's disgusting, especially considering the way most people treat the bathrooms (what's with it looking like people tried to piss everywhere but IN the toilet?).

[Slayer 0]

From the thread title I thought this was going to be about people talking dumps on the sidewalk or something of the like

[Ace309 0]

Obligatory Penny Arcade link

[Epic Reine 0]

I never EVER take shits in public restrooms, in fact, I can't take shits in any bathroom other than the ones in my house. I can't take shits in my friend's bathrooms, I just can't.

[Slayer 0]

I have the same anxiety with public restrooms too

 

I'm glad my workplace has private restrooms

[tominator89 0]

Maybe it's a part of evolution. People still feel the need to mark their territory or something.

[Cuban Linx 0]

I too avoid using public toilets unless it's absolutely necessary, it's probably more sanitary to just shit in your pants than using some public restrooms.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I think if you find a good public toilet, shitting in public can be awesome. Course, I shit in an alleyway once.

[Ace309 0]

Maybe it's a part of evolution. People still feel the need to mark their territory or something.

Well, to each his own.

 

I prefer to mark my territory by fucking other guys' girlfriends and ejaculating on them.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

If I can avoid public poops I do, but when I have to drop a load I always try to be discreet about it because I hate it when someone is grunting and groaning in a stall...

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

From the thread title I thought this was going to be about people talking dumps on the sidewalk or something of the like

Back in college, me & a buddy were going over to another friend's apartment on a Sat. night. We're walking up the stairway, and there's this dude squatting with his pants around his knees. He sees us, pulls up his pants and takes off. We walk by where he had been, and there's a little puddle of piss, along w/ a little piece of shit.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I'm a public shitter and damn proud. Fuck your sissy sensibilities, if I have to shit I'll shit where ever I can. I'm not going to punish myself because someone else is in the restroom.

[Special K 0]

 

I don't take great, vocal pleasure in it, but you guys are pussies if you can't use public restrooms, and can't handle a little crappin'. Do you baby powder your ass, too?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

The one thing I don't like about pooping in public is that the toilet seats are just disgusting.

 

And speaking of poo -- here's what I hate. When you drop a log and go to flush and the damn thing clogs up. I can understand it if you put too much toilet paper in and try to flush it all down, but there's nothing you can really do when squeezing the first turd out except cut it off in mid drop, which NOBODY wants to do...

[The Czech Republic 0]

I have a problem with people who intentionally don't flush. My God. Why?

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

From the thread title I thought this was going to be about people talking dumps on the sidewalk or something of the like

My buddy has a picture of our friend shitting the sidewalk after a bachelor party in Virginia.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

The one thing I don't like about pooping in public is that the toilet seats are just disgusting.

 

And speaking of poo -- here's what I hate. When you drop a log and go to flush and the damn thing clogs up. I can understand it if you put too much toilet paper in and try to flush it all down, but there's nothing you can really do when squeezing the first turd out except cut it off in mid drop, which NOBODY wants to do...

When I was a kid, the mother of these two brothers down the street had a yard stick next to the toilet so they could break their shit up before flushing...

[Jingus 0]

Aw, you pussies. If men weren't meant to shit in a public restroom, then the builders shouldn't have put sit-down toilets in there.

 

However, I think that shitting should be a private experience, one to be shared with only the toilet and God, so I do strongly agree that grunting, swearing, flatulating, and generally shouting out to everyone within a 50-yard radius is a hideous practice and should be punished by caning.

 

I too hate weak-ass toilets that barely flush at all. Acquire some water pressure and do your jobs right, you damn hygeine saboteurs.

 

And people who can't control their penile aim and thus spray all over the room as if they were a lawn sprinkler should also be punished with caning. Of the penis.

[Vern Gagne 0]

You can shit in public, but don't make it spectacle. Where you're grunting, and farting really loudly and rustling a newspaper. Just do you're business, and be done with it.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Aw, you pussies. If men weren't meant to shit in a public restroom, then the builders shouldn't have put sit-down toilets in there.

Sorry, but I'm not sitting on a seat that's covered in urine, among other things. That's how you catch The AIDS...

[Jingus 0]

So you put down the little paper seat covers that they specifically provide for that reason, or if those aren't available just cover it with toilet paper.

[Mole 0]

I generally try to find the most secluded bathroom I can if I have to. I can't piss with people around(which means i don't use urinals i use the stalls to piss) and I try to make sure nobody is in the bathroom when I shit.

Then if a sound comes out while I'm sitting there I try to hold it to keep more sounds from coming out.

Ohhhh, you're one of those people.

[Damaramu 0]

I generally try to find the most secluded bathroom I can if I have to. I can't piss with people around(which means i don't use urinals i use the stalls to piss) and I try to make sure nobody is in the bathroom when I shit.

Then if a sound comes out while I'm sitting there I try to hold it to keep more sounds from coming out.

Ohhhh, you're one of those people.

One of what? Those guys that hides to take a shit or gets stage fright at a urinal?

[Ace309 0]

At my university, I always used to go to the fifth floor of the library, which was rarely used, to avoid smoking anyone out (since I was on campus all day most days).

 

I started using the fourth floor when I heard someone jacking off in the fifth-floor stall.

[jimmy no nose 0]

This reminds me, back in high school during my junior year they put up this shrine to Kurt Angle over by all the trophy cases since he went to the same high school as me. Right next to that shrine to Kurt Angle is what is basically the official bathroom of taking huge craps. It's far away from all of the regular classrooms and over by the section of the school where they have music classes and art and stuff. So no one is ever using that bathroom because they don't want to leave during the good classes. People come from all corners and floors of the school to take shits in peace right next to the Kurt Angle shrine. He should be proud.

[Ace309 0]

I can't shake the feeling that the previous poster can't quite relate to this problem