Czech, I'm tired of your fucking power trip.

[Jingus 0]

My mother is a thin-boned hypochondriac who's 50 years old, 5 feet tall, has degenerative arthritis and severaly deformed spinal discs. So no, my mom couldn't beat up your mom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOWever, my dad is an ungodly strong little fireplug who is quite literally bulletproof. So my dad can beat up your dad.

[Black Lushus 0]

does that mean you're short and squaty, Jingus?

[Jingus 0]

Strangely enough no, I'm six feet tall. I'm taller than both my folks and all four of my grandparents. This means one of two things: either my mom was sleeping around (unlikely, she's so prudish I'm amazed that me and my brother exist), or that I'm actually the result of a secret government project that genetically engineered me before birth to become the ultimate killing machine. Jingus est Solid Snake, PH3AR.

[Carnival 0]

I hate cold sores. Carmex doesn't do shit.

 

Like Mitch Hedberg used to say. "Carmex doesn't make cold sores go away, but it does make them shiny and more noticable."

[Art Sandusky 0]

My parents are both short too. My father's 5'6" and mother is 5'3". I'm 5'10 1/2".

[Slayer 0]

When did VX begin studying under Noam Chomsky?

[Ripper 0]

In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day!

Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that.

If you call someone stalking you a gay-fag stalker, aren't you pretty much calling yourself a fag. Thats not really a good insult.

[Special K 0]

Happens all the time. my dad's 5"8, my Mom's 5"9, none of the grandparents were very tall, I'm 6'4, my brother's 6'2 and will probably be 6'6 by the time he's done.

[Guest Cerebus]

In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day!

Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that.

If you call someone stalking you a gay-fag stalker, aren't you pretty much calling yourself a fag. Thats not really a good insult.

This post reeks of too much effort. I expected more out of you Ripper.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Okay, Cerebus's sig is funny today.

[Slayer 0]

I tried to make a post here, but it was going to be too much work

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Czech im'ed me while I was away. He started his message with "this is The Czech Republic," which prompted my girlfriend—who saw the message first—to ask "Who is The Czech Republic?"

 

What should I say.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I need to know soon, as I've been ignoring her for the past couple of hours, hoping she just kinda forgets about the whole thing.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Sorry about that.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Tell her it's the remnant of a European nation once called Czechoslovakia?

[Murmuring Beast 0]

This is the worst thing I've ever read, even in my state.

[Vyce 0]

Czech im'ed me while I was away. He started his message with "this is The Czech Republic," which prompted my girlfriend—who saw the message first—to ask "Who is The Czech Republic?"

 

What should I say.

You should have told her to cyber with him.

 

Czech, you should have been TRYING to cyber with her.

 

Even if you thought it was Inc on the other end.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Okay, Cerebus's sig is funny today.

Probably because you agree with it?

[Art Sandusky 0]

No, there are ones I don't agree with that are just as funny. Humor knows no party lines.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Eh, didn't do much for me, but like Kotz said, I can laugh at something even if I don't agree with it. Take C-Bacon for example...

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

Let's get this thread back on track. Czech is a fucking douchebag.

[Slayer 0]

Modern Man's Hustle, I'm tired of your fucking power trip

[Modern Man's Hustle 0]

This is neither the board nor the thread to address that issue. I've created a board where all things pertaining to Modern's Man Hustle can be discussed in civilized discourse.

[MrRant 0]

[Jingus 0]

Modern Man's Hustle, I'm tired of your fucking avatar. Not that I'm offended by a spash of red-dyed karo syrup, but that you grabbed it from a really shitty movie that should've never been made.

[alfdogg 0]

MrRant, I'm tired of your fucking red X's.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I bet Modern Man's Hustle has a Scarface poster in his room.

[MrRant 0]

MrRant, I'm tired of your fucking red X's.

I can see it.

 

 

Whore.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

I'd rather have "alfdogg" be capitalized over it's current form.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm gonna do that.