Jingus Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 My mother is a thin-boned hypochondriac who's 50 years old, 5 feet tall, has degenerative arthritis and severaly deformed spinal discs. So no, my mom couldn't beat up your mom. HOWever, my dad is an ungodly strong little fireplug who is quite literally bulletproof. So my dad can beat up your dad.
Black Lushus Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 does that mean you're short and squaty, Jingus?
Jingus Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 Strangely enough no, I'm six feet tall. I'm taller than both my folks and all four of my grandparents. This means one of two things: either my mom was sleeping around (unlikely, she's so prudish I'm amazed that me and my brother exist), or that I'm actually the result of a secret government project that genetically engineered me before birth to become the ultimate killing machine. Jingus est Solid Snake, PH3AR.
Carnival Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 I hate cold sores. Carmex doesn't do shit. Like Mitch Hedberg used to say. "Carmex doesn't make cold sores go away, but it does make them shiny and more noticable."
Art Sandusky Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 My parents are both short too. My father's 5'6" and mother is 5'3". I'm 5'10 1/2".
Slayer Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 When did VX begin studying under Noam Chomsky?
Ripper Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. If you call someone stalking you a gay-fag stalker, aren't you pretty much calling yourself a fag. Thats not really a good insult.
Special K Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 Happens all the time. my dad's 5"8, my Mom's 5"9, none of the grandparents were very tall, I'm 6'4, my brother's 6'2 and will probably be 6'6 by the time he's done.
Guest Cerebus Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 In Who-ville they say that CronoT's testicles shrank three sizes that day! Looks like I got me a gay-fag stalker. My friend Mr. 12-Gauge should take care of that. If you call someone stalking you a gay-fag stalker, aren't you pretty much calling yourself a fag. Thats not really a good insult. This post reeks of too much effort. I expected more out of you Ripper.
Slayer Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 I tried to make a post here, but it was going to be too much work
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 Czech im'ed me while I was away. He started his message with "this is The Czech Republic," which prompted my girlfriend—who saw the message first—to ask "Who is The Czech Republic?" What should I say.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 I need to know soon, as I've been ignoring her for the past couple of hours, hoping she just kinda forgets about the whole thing.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 Tell her it's the remnant of a European nation once called Czechoslovakia?
Murmuring Beast Posted April 29, 2005 Report Posted April 29, 2005 This is the worst thing I've ever read, even in my state.
Vyce Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 Czech im'ed me while I was away. He started his message with "this is The Czech Republic," which prompted my girlfriend—who saw the message first—to ask "Who is The Czech Republic?" What should I say. You should have told her to cyber with him. Czech, you should have been TRYING to cyber with her. Even if you thought it was Inc on the other end.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 Okay, Cerebus's sig is funny today. Probably because you agree with it?
Art Sandusky Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 No, there are ones I don't agree with that are just as funny. Humor knows no party lines.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 Eh, didn't do much for me, but like Kotz said, I can laugh at something even if I don't agree with it. Take C-Bacon for example...
Modern Man's Hustle Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Let's get this thread back on track. Czech is a fucking douchebag.
Slayer Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 Modern Man's Hustle, I'm tired of your fucking power trip
Modern Man's Hustle Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 This is neither the board nor the thread to address that issue. I've created a board where all things pertaining to Modern's Man Hustle can be discussed in civilized discourse.
Jingus Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 Modern Man's Hustle, I'm tired of your fucking avatar. Not that I'm offended by a spash of red-dyed karo syrup, but that you grabbed it from a really shitty movie that should've never been made.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 I bet Modern Man's Hustle has a Scarface poster in his room.
MrRant Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 MrRant, I'm tired of your fucking red X's. I can see it. Whore.
{''({o..o})''} Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 I'd rather have "alfdogg" be capitalized over it's current form.
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