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Hahaha, the thing is, it was already a given that he was gonna do the bulk of the clean up. We had to soak up the excess puke off the ground (since it reeked, and I had to sleep in the room), but he did the majority of the cleaning himself, including the TP and duct tape (yes, we duct taped him to the bed; I don't know if that showed up real well).

 

The bald guy in the blue shorts is our neighbor, JR. He was at the party, drank just as much, and didn't puke. He was actively humping him as the picture was being taken, so yes, it was as gay as it looked.

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One of my roomates in college got piss drunk, passed out in the middle of the living room and puked all overhimself.

 

My other 2 roomates decided it would be hillarious if they shaved his head and put him in the bathtub.

 

No one bothered to tell me this, so when I got home I had to go to the bathroom, and apparently he was just starting to come to his senses, I'm hearing weird groaning noises from behind the shower curtain, and Im thinking "WTF..I just didnt walk in on..." and then he proceded to open the shower curtain, puke all over my feet, close the shower curtain and turn on the shower, while still in his clothes.

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Don't ever pass out around white people.

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i never understood the rationale behind pretending to hump, and/or degrading a passed out person. sure, its funny for like a millisecond, but c'mon. i'm not exactly the master of sophistication, but let him be. unless he barfed in your room. i'd rest him face first in it.

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No one bothered to tell me this, so when I got home I had to go to the bathroom, and apparently he was just starting to come to his senses, I'm hearing weird groaning noises from behind the shower curtain, and Im thinking "WTF..I just didnt walk in on..." and then he proceded to open the shower curtain, puke all over my feet, close the shower curtain and turn on the shower, while still in his clothes.

 

hahahaha! I got a good laugh out of that, mainly because I witnessed pretty much that exact scenario (without the puke feet) with one of my own roommates. Fully clothed shower = comedy :lol:

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The bald guy seems to be enjoying the humping. He looks like he's really into it. There isn't enough writing on his face.

 

Man that smell does not come out. Never EVER let someone throw up in your car. That smell does not come out.

 

I got drunk one time and threw up in someone's backpack. I'm pretty sure there was stuff in there. I didn't stick around to see whose it was. I really didn't care at the time. I just woke up at home the next day.

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The bald guy seems to be enjoying the humping. He looks like he's really into it. There isn't enough writing on his face.

 

Man that smell does not come out. Never EVER let someone throw up in your car. That smell does not come out.

 

I got drunk one time and threw up in someone's backpack. I'm pretty sure there was stuff in there. I didn't stick around to see whose it was. I really didn't care at the time. I just woke up at home the next day.

 

A friend of mine once put an animal carcass in another one of my friend's cars. It was in there for a few hours on a sweltering day and the smell was unbearable.

 

Most of it is out by now, but you can still smell traces of it.

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Dave Chappelle told this joke about passing out around white people...

 

My girlfriend puked and passed out on my bathroom floor once. I just put her in the shower, hosed her off and cleaned it up. But goddamn that was nasty. She hasn't drank anything with alcohol in it since.

 

I am SO getting my kids trashed one day.

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Dave Chappelle had a horrible mustache at the time, so fuck what he said.

Yeah, the stache was really...wrong. But then he started talking about botoxing his balls and i forgot all about it.

 

 

Maam....I don't mean to be rude...But do ya' suck BALLS?

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