Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted September 15, 2005 This is what happens when you get piss drunk, puke all over my floor, and then pass out with your shoes on. (BAHAHAHAHA.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LJSexay 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 hahahahaha what the hell man, what the hell. Makes me wanna not drink and pass out, and shit. At least not anywhere near you and your friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 But all that looks like is more crap to clean up. Just draw all over him, rape him all you want, I'm not judging, drag him out and leave him for every single person to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 who's the bald guy in the shiny plastic blue shorts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 Hahaha, the thing is, it was already a given that he was gonna do the bulk of the clean up. We had to soak up the excess puke off the ground (since it reeked, and I had to sleep in the room), but he did the majority of the cleaning himself, including the TP and duct tape (yes, we duct taped him to the bed; I don't know if that showed up real well). The bald guy in the blue shorts is our neighbor, JR. He was at the party, drank just as much, and didn't puke. He was actively humping him as the picture was being taken, so yes, it was as gay as it looked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 What? No cockshots?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 One of my roomates in college got piss drunk, passed out in the middle of the living room and puked all overhimself. My other 2 roomates decided it would be hillarious if they shaved his head and put him in the bathtub. No one bothered to tell me this, so when I got home I had to go to the bathroom, and apparently he was just starting to come to his senses, I'm hearing weird groaning noises from behind the shower curtain, and Im thinking "WTF..I just didnt walk in on..." and then he proceded to open the shower curtain, puke all over my feet, close the shower curtain and turn on the shower, while still in his clothes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2005 So he's passed out and duck taped to his back? That's not very good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 17, 2005 Don't ever pass out around white people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2005 i never understood the rationale behind pretending to hump, and/or degrading a passed out person. sure, its funny for like a millisecond, but c'mon. i'm not exactly the master of sophistication, but let him be. unless he barfed in your room. i'd rest him face first in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2005 I've got a friend who kicks people in the ass when they are on all fours and getting sick ( while drunk). He claims it helps the vomit fly further. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2005 That's the point. He DID barf in my room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted September 17, 2005 No one bothered to tell me this, so when I got home I had to go to the bathroom, and apparently he was just starting to come to his senses, I'm hearing weird groaning noises from behind the shower curtain, and Im thinking "WTF..I just didnt walk in on..." and then he proceded to open the shower curtain, puke all over my feet, close the shower curtain and turn on the shower, while still in his clothes. hahahaha! I got a good laugh out of that, mainly because I witnessed pretty much that exact scenario (without the puke feet) with one of my own roommates. Fully clothed shower = comedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krankor 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2005 The bald guy seems to be enjoying the humping. He looks like he's really into it. There isn't enough writing on his face. Man that smell does not come out. Never EVER let someone throw up in your car. That smell does not come out. I got drunk one time and threw up in someone's backpack. I'm pretty sure there was stuff in there. I didn't stick around to see whose it was. I really didn't care at the time. I just woke up at home the next day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage484 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2005 The bald guy seems to be enjoying the humping. He looks like he's really into it. There isn't enough writing on his face. Man that smell does not come out. Never EVER let someone throw up in your car. That smell does not come out. I got drunk one time and threw up in someone's backpack. I'm pretty sure there was stuff in there. I didn't stick around to see whose it was. I really didn't care at the time. I just woke up at home the next day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A friend of mine once put an animal carcass in another one of my friend's cars. It was in there for a few hours on a sweltering day and the smell was unbearable. Most of it is out by now, but you can still smell traces of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2005 Dave Chappelle told this joke about passing out around white people... My girlfriend puked and passed out on my bathroom floor once. I just put her in the shower, hosed her off and cleaned it up. But goddamn that was nasty. She hasn't drank anything with alcohol in it since. I am SO getting my kids trashed one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2005 Dave Chappelle told this joke about passing out around white people... Fuck Carrots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2005 Dave Chappelle had a horrible mustache at the time, so fuck what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Not to sound gay, but it looks like the dude with the shaved head works out. Actually, that did seem like a gay thing to write. I am not sure why I am writing this right now, it seems kind of pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 seeeexxxaaa!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Dave Chappelle had a horrible mustache at the time, so fuck what he said. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, the stache was really...wrong. But then he started talking about botoxing his balls and i forgot all about it. Maam....I don't mean to be rude...But do ya' suck BALLS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Tyler should have got his friend's balls some botox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
