Dangerous A Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 Bored at work, so I decided to start a thread from another board. List 5 famous people in the world (celebrity, athlete, politician, poster on a message board, etc) that you would love to get a swing at. I'll preface this to say they wouldn't be able to hit back or retaliate. Basically, just 5 people in the world you'd love to knock the fuck out with a one hitter quitter. In no particular order... 1) Sean Hannity 2) Kobe Bryant 3) Vince McMahon 4) Jake Gyllenhaal 5) John Mayer
naiwf Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1) George Dubya Bush 2) Derek Jeter 3) George Steinbrenner 4) Bill O'Reilly 5) Jennifer Lopez
tominator89 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1 - Sean Penn 2 - Madonna 3 - Bono 4 - Oprah 5 - Barry Bonds
Guest Smues Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1. Tom Brady 2. HHH 3. Stephan A. Smith 4. Bill Plasche 5. Hillary Clinton
Special K Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 Toby Keith, five times. How could anyone punch a face like that?
Xavier Cromartie Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1. Ludwig Wittgenstein 2. Søren Kierkegaard 3. A.J. Ayer 4. Immanuel Kant 5. Commodus
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 I believe most of the celebs you want to punch would likely kick your ass, but whatever I'll go along... No order Terrell Owens Zab Judah George W. Bush Bill O'Reily 50 Cent
haVoc Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 In no order. Paris Hilton Mary Hart (Entertainment Tonight) Madonna Oprah Star Jones Yes, I wanna smack the shit out of some bitches.
Detox Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1. Dr. Phil 2. Oprah 3. Rosie O'Donnell 4. Kanye West 5. Tom Cruise
Jingus Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 Someone needs to come up with an accepted contraction or acronym to concisely express the phrase "in no particular order" while typing on the internet. I propose "norder". Here's my list, norder: Tom Cruise Ashton Kutcher Fred Durst Paris Hilton Mike Tyson (just so I could be the only guy to hit him and get away with it)
Youth N Asia Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 1. HHH 2. Fred Durst 3. Latrell Spreewell 4. Lars Ulrich 5. Madona...yeah, I could smack her one
Ravenbomb Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 Fred Phelps Uwe Boll Jared from Subway Gene Shalit Ellen
USC Wuz Robbed! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 1. Randy Couture 2. Fedor 3. Chuck Liddell 4. Matt Hughes 5. Georges St. Pierre Well, if I knocked them all out with one punch, I'd be the badassest fighter in the world.
Youth N Asia Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 As far as MMA I think I'd rather swing on Tank Abbot, Phil Baroni, Wes Sims, and Josh Koscheck...maybe Bob Sapp too, just to say I did.
Vampiro69 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 I would take a shot at... Terrell Owens Tom Cruise Paris Hilton Rev. Jesse Jackson Barry Bonds
Youth N Asia Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 I think I'd rather nail Owen's agent rather than Owens
Dobbs 3K Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Sarah Jessica Parker George W. Bush Gary Sheffield Osama bin Laden Sean Hannity Not necessarily in that order.
Darthtiki Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 1. Tom Cruise 2. Dave Matthews 3. Kevin Federline 4. George Clooney 5. Steve-O
CanadianChris Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Tom Cruise Fred Phelps Warrior Ken Lay Dick Cheney
theintensifier Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Osama Bin Laden Sadam Hussein Marilyn Manson Eric Bischoff Rob Feinstein
Masked Man of Mystery Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 In no particular order: George W. Bush Vince Macmahon Bill O'Reilly Pat Robertson Whoever in the Grateful Dead agreed when they sold out last November
daileyxplanet Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Donkey Punch: Hilary Duff Haylee Duff Rachel Rae Alysson Hannigan Mickie James
SuperJerk Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Fred Phelps Dick Cheney Sean Hannity Brannon Braga Freddie Prinze Jr.
LJSexay Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 1. Ludwig Wittgenstein 2. Søren Kierkegaard 3. A.J. Ayer 4. Immanuel Kant 5. Commodus Wittgenstein and Kant I can totally understand, but Kierkegaard??
Failed Bridge Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Donkey Punch: Hilary Duff Haylee Duff Rachel Rae Alysson Hannigan Mickie James I bet Kirstie Alley would let ya
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Sarah Jessica Parker George W. Bush Gary Sheffield Osama bin Laden Sean Hannity Not necessarily in that order. No offense, but I just thought that being a conservative you wouldn't want to hit the president or Hannity.
The Mandarin Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Muhammad Ali (current)- I took two picks for this because I'd like to see him attempt to punch me first. I'd slowly lean to the right after about five seconds and just slug him upside the head. Then I'd stand over his body and deliver some awful line like "Float like a butterfly, fall over like a tree" or "Stop shaking" or something. Nothing against him though; I'd just want to say I knocked out "The Greatest". Howie Mandel- Only if he asked me "Deal or no deal?" first, would I take a swing. Liev Schriber- Yo, get off Naomi Watts. Bono- Only rule is he has to be wearing glasses. I'd also enjoy punching Gus Van Sant (after making him wait for an hour and a half with little buildup or action).
Corey_Lazarus Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Barbra Streisand Oprah Bill O'Reilly Jamey Josta Corey Taylor
Epic Reine Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Alex Laiho Jared Leto Ashlee Simpson Kerry King Jude Law
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