5 famous people who you would love to punch

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Bored at work, so I decided to start a thread from another board. List 5 famous people in the world (celebrity, athlete, politician, poster on a message board, etc) that you would love to get a swing at. I'll preface this to say they wouldn't be able to hit back or retaliate. Basically, just 5 people in the world you'd love to knock the fuck out with a one hitter quitter.

 

In no particular order...

 

 

1) Sean Hannity

 

2) Kobe Bryant

 

3) Vince McMahon

 

4) Jake Gyllenhaal

 

5) John Mayer

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1) George Dubya Bush

2) Derek Jeter

3) George Steinbrenner

4) Bill O'Reilly

5) Jennifer Lopez

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1 - Sean Penn

2 - Madonna

3 - Bono

4 - Oprah

5 - Barry Bonds

[Guest Smues]

1. Tom Brady

2. HHH

3. Stephan A. Smith

4. Bill Plasche

5. Hillary Clinton

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Toby Keith, five times.

 

 

How could anyone punch a face like that?

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1. Ludwig Wittgenstein

2. Søren Kierkegaard

3. A.J. Ayer

4. Immanuel Kant

5. Commodus

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I believe most of the celebs you want to punch would likely kick your ass, but whatever I'll go along...

 

No order

 

Terrell Owens

Zab Judah

George W. Bush

Bill O'Reily

50 Cent

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In no order.

 

Paris Hilton

Mary Hart (Entertainment Tonight)

Madonna

Oprah

Star Jones

 

Yes, I wanna smack the shit out of some bitches.

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1. Dr. Phil

2. Oprah

3. Rosie O'Donnell

4. Kanye West

5. Tom Cruise

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Someone needs to come up with an accepted contraction or acronym to concisely express the phrase "in no particular order" while typing on the internet. I propose "norder".

 

Here's my list, norder:

 

Tom Cruise

Ashton Kutcher

Fred Durst

Paris Hilton

Mike Tyson (just so I could be the only guy to hit him and get away with it)

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1. HHH

2. Fred Durst

3. Latrell Spreewell

4. Lars Ulrich

5. Madona...yeah, I could smack her one

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Fred Phelps

Uwe Boll

Jared from Subway

Gene Shalit

Ellen

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1. Randy Couture

2. Fedor

3. Chuck Liddell

4. Matt Hughes

5. Georges St. Pierre

 

Well, if I knocked them all out with one punch, I'd be the badassest fighter in the world.

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As far as MMA I think I'd rather swing on Tank Abbot, Phil Baroni, Wes Sims, and Josh Koscheck...maybe Bob Sapp too, just to say I did.

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I would take a shot at...

 

Terrell Owens

Tom Cruise

Paris Hilton

Rev. Jesse Jackson

Barry Bonds

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I think I'd rather nail Owen's agent rather than Owens

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Sarah Jessica Parker

George W. Bush

Gary Sheffield

Osama bin Laden

Sean Hannity

 

Not necessarily in that order.

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Sephiroth

Sora

Alia

Waluigi

Squall

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1. Tom Cruise

2. Dave Matthews

3. Kevin Federline

4. George Clooney

5. Steve-O

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Tom Cruise

Fred Phelps

Warrior

Ken Lay

Dick Cheney

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Osama Bin Laden

Sadam Hussein

Marilyn Manson

Eric Bischoff

Rob Feinstein

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In no particular order:

George W. Bush

Vince Macmahon

Bill O'Reilly

Pat Robertson

Whoever in the Grateful Dead agreed when they sold out last November

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Donkey Punch:

 

Hilary Duff

Haylee Duff

Rachel Rae

Alysson Hannigan

Mickie James

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Fred Phelps

Dick Cheney

Sean Hannity

Brannon Braga

Freddie Prinze Jr.

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1. Ludwig Wittgenstein

2. Søren Kierkegaard

3. A.J. Ayer

4. Immanuel Kant

5. Commodus

 

Wittgenstein and Kant I can totally understand, but Kierkegaard??

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Donkey Punch:

 

Hilary Duff

Haylee Duff

Rachel Rae

Alysson Hannigan

Mickie James

I bet Kirstie Alley would let ya

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Sarah Jessica Parker

George W. Bush

Gary Sheffield

Osama bin Laden

Sean Hannity

 

Not necessarily in that order.

 

No offense, but I just thought that being a conservative you wouldn't want to hit the president or Hannity.

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Muhammad Ali (current)- I took two picks for this because I'd like to see him attempt to punch me first. I'd slowly lean to the right after about five seconds and just slug him upside the head. Then I'd stand over his body and deliver some awful line like "Float like a butterfly, fall over like a tree" or "Stop shaking" or something. Nothing against him though; I'd just want to say I knocked out "The Greatest".

 

Howie Mandel- Only if he asked me "Deal or no deal?" first, would I take a swing.

 

Liev Schriber- Yo, get off Naomi Watts.

 

Bono- Only rule is he has to be wearing glasses.

 

I'd also enjoy punching Gus Van Sant (after making him wait for an hour and a half with little buildup or action).

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Barbra Streisand

Oprah

Bill O'Reilly

Jamey Josta

Corey Taylor

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Alex Laiho

Jared Leto

Ashlee Simpson

Kerry King

Jude Law