Karnage Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 From Shopzone December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in any way possible except one: No one could know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment: take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.... I guess this is a follow-up to Kane's book...
Cheech Tremendous Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 From Shopzone December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in any way possible except one: No one could know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment: take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.... I guess this is a follow-up to Kane's book... I hope it's Cena.
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justcoz Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Is this the type of stuff that Brian Gerwitz works on whenever he takes a leave from creative? CREATIVE GENIUS!
Maztinho Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 This book can't be anything but good. Indeed. I'll be waiting for the paperback though... I'd bet the jobbers are all the "real" secret ops. Richards... Steven Richards.
claydude14 Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Is it actually Hardcover? You can get it on Shopzone for 7.29, 8.29 for a RAW/Smackdown! keychain bonus. I think at the 7.29 price, I'm sold on a copy if I plan on ordering from shopzone soon. It's too ridiculous a concept to pass up. http://shopzone.wwe.com/Product_detail.asp...ductId=77-00062
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 What over-the-top stupid idea would they come up for a book next? The Gospel According to Shawn Parts Unknown: Where The Wild Things Are The Undertaker's Obituaries Legend Killer Or Be Killed The Grapefruits of McMahon I'm (Paper)Back!-Eric Bischoff's Biography The Dusty Finish Hart of Darkness
Masked Man of Mystery Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Y'know, Vince may have been crazy before, but why does he insist on flaunting it before us like this?
Art Sandusky Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 They just gave every lame fan fiction writer a goal for their lives.
Jericho2000Mark Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 From Shopzone December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in any way possible except one: No one could know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment: take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.... I guess this is a follow-up to Kane's book... I guess this is a follow-up to HBK's book...
Jobber of the Week Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 I think I speak for everyone when I say that I can think of no better black-ops group than a collection of very large people with recognizable features and moderate mainstream popularity. Give me the chapter where Big Show infiltrates a private party and attempts to blend in. When you need serious help, call THE HOSS SQUAD.
Slayer Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 I think I speak for everyone when I say that I can think of no better black-ops group than a collection of very large people with recognizable features and moderate mainstream popularity. Give me the chapter where Big Show infiltrates a private party and attempts to blend in. It couldn't be any worse than the real case of Shaq wanting to be an undercover cop to track down child porn dealers. Shaq: "Yeah, I'd like to buy some child porn" Child Porn Dealer: "Hey, aren't you NBA Hall-of-Famer-turned-undercover-cop Shaquille O'Neal?" Shaq: "Uhhh... no." Child Porn Dealer: "Okay, lemme show you what I got.."
Dobbs 3K Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 My wife (a former English teacher) always finds it hillarious that WWE seems to be a champion of literacy, with all the books they publish and hype.
Guest Overworked Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 They can use Kendrick and London.... Lord knows no one seen them lately, and they probably can go undercover without difficulty
Dobbs 3K Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Yeah, they could do a double shooting star press off a skyscraper, onto the bad guys or something.
Masked Man of Mystery Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Yeah, they could do a double shooting star press off a skyscraper, onto the bad guys or something. I saw El Santo climb on top of a pile of boxes in a warehouse and splash a baddy in one of his movies. It's possible.
jester Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.... It will probably be HHH, in which case, don't worry. He'll no-sell it.
buffybeast Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 From Shopzone December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange proposition: creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in any way possible except one: No one could know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment: take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.... I guess this is a follow-up to Kane's book... Ugh, good lord this is terrible. Wrestlers as superstar covert operatives?!! WTF??
Ravenbomb Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 John Cena, master of stealth! "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" *breaks some guy's neck from behind*
algrim Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Knowing Vince, he'll likely put RVD as the owner of the plant, or as a drugged out henchman.
10 Pounds Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Oh man, this is so ridiculous they need to create another WWE cartoon totally ripping off X-Men. - Taker has dark magic powers, shoots lightning and can blow the enemy's cover by turning on all the lights in a room. - KAAAAAAAANE controls fire, so he can create firewalls. Can be manipulated since he has a weak mind and will do what the voices in his head tell him to do. - Hogan has his veto power, so if he gets gunned down he can always get back on his feet, laughing like Arnold in Total Recall and walk off. - The villains will consist of the same returning characters since any new villain will easily be beaten by HHH. - Vince will be like Dr. Claw. In every episode, he will always get his plans foiled and will fly off to his next HQ cursing that there will be no mistake next time.
Sideburnious Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Lets be honest: the person taken hostage is a main eventer. If it was one of the lower-midcarders they would just leave them for dead.
Dobbs 3K Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 One of the evil henchmen will probably be Eric Bischoff, and at the end of the book Vince decapitates him with a chop to the throat, or something.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 One of the evil henchmen will probably be Eric Bischoff, and at the end of the book Vince decapitates him with a chop to the throat, or something. Nah, the chop is reserved for Khali...or Triple H when fighting midgets.
Gary Floyd Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 Good to see Vince is still making casual fans hate his product more. It's a given that the book will suck. If you want a good fictional book involving wrestlers, read "Goon" by Edward Lee and John Pelan (aka "Old School John"), or "Hoodtown" by Christa Faust.
Atticus Chaos Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 I bet Vince sleeps with at least one beautiful young model.
Guest Gogo. Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 I bet Vince sleeps with at least one beautiful young model.
Jericho2000Mark Posted June 29, 2006 Report Posted June 29, 2006 One of the evil henchmen will probably be Eric Bischoff Who will introduce the mystery henchman... KAAAAAAAAANE!
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