randomguy 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/news/Britney_June06_300x298.jpg This picture speaks for itself. I know we've had other threads about Britney letting herself go but this picture was just too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 She's pregnant. Let's surgically insert a watermelon into your lower abdomen and see how your ass looks. Loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 And it's her second kid. Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Mock her for her fashion sense. Mock her for her lousy selection of a husband. Mock her for lacking any evidence of singing talents. However, mocking her for putting on weight during a pregnancy is just complete stupidity. Let her live her white-trash existance. She fooled us all 8 years ago and is laughing her ass off to the bank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Yeah, but still, look at that face. Looks like a whale eating an old lady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Wow. That unborn fetus inside of her sure is a fattie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing. Nah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randomguy 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Most pregnant women don't suddenly gain double chins and huge flabby arms. The baby grows in your stomach, not in your neck. Is she giving birth from her shoulder also? Let's surgically insert a watermelon into yout lower abdomen, your neck, both your arms, your ass, your face and both your thighs and see how your ass looks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Yeah, but she would be eating for two, and shes unlikely to be hitting the gym while pregnant. Which probably explains the weight gain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DRH 502 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Dude its apparent none of have kids or have ever had a pregnant girlfriend...Give girl a break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 "Hutt" has 2 t's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 Dude its apparent none of have kids or have ever had a pregnant girlfriend... True. Every time they got knocked up I left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted August 20, 2006 And it's her second kid. Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing. The hottest girl I ever saw in my life used to work the courtesy desk at Wal*mart with me. Little thing with a tiny waist but thick thighs and a badonkadonk (I've been waiting a while to say that). I thought she rowed, but it turns out she was a goalie for her hockey team. You'd never seen anything quite like it. With that as a template, FroGG, I wholeheartedly agree on paper. In practise, no, I don't think Britney's got a pretty face. But still, it's a point well made, and well taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2006 Most pregnant women don't suddenly gain double chins and huge flabby arms. The baby grows in your stomach, not in your neck. Is she giving birth from her shoulder also? Let's surgically insert a watermelon into yout lower abdomen, your neck, both your arms, your ass, your face and both your thighs and see how your ass looks You're an idiot. Post some pictures of your mom when she was pregnant with you so we can critique her body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted August 21, 2006 This is such an absurd criticism, I thought it had to have been a spman post. Britney Spears gets fat and breastfeeds in a restaurant (tantamount to taking a shit) so she can distract people who are trying to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randomguy 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2006 Sorry, you guys are right. Britney looks completely normal for a woman about to give birth to twin Orcas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2006 She's totally gross now. It doesn't matter even if she is pregnant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted August 21, 2006 Post some pictures of your mom when she was pregnant with you so we can critique her body. Pervert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2006 She's totally gross regardless. It doesn't matter even if she is pregnant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2006 She's pregnant. Let's surgically insert a watermelon into your lower abdomen and see how your ass looks. Loser. exactly...not to mention she got pregnant again before having the chance to shed the fat put on from the previous pregnancy. grow the fuck up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 Britney Spears gets fat and breastfeeds in a restaurant (tantamount to taking a shit) Well, she changed her baby's shitty diapers on a restaurant table. Now THAT'S disgusting. I've never found her face to be anything special in the first place, but yeah, giving someone shit about gaining weight while pregnant is pretty peurile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2006 she looks demented Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 "Hutt" has 2 t's. Fag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 2 g's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2006 2 g's. What is: Britney's new weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
