randomguy Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/news/Britney_June06_300x298.jpg This picture speaks for itself. I know we've had other threads about Britney letting herself go but this picture was just too much.
Art Sandusky Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 She's pregnant. Let's surgically insert a watermelon into your lower abdomen and see how your ass looks. Loser.
FroGG_NeaL Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 And it's her second kid. Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing.
Hawk 34 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Mock her for her fashion sense. Mock her for her lousy selection of a husband. Mock her for lacking any evidence of singing talents. However, mocking her for putting on weight during a pregnancy is just complete stupidity. Let her live her white-trash existance. She fooled us all 8 years ago and is laughing her ass off to the bank.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Yeah, but still, look at that face. Looks like a whale eating an old lady.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Wow. That unborn fetus inside of her sure is a fattie.
Slayer Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing. Nah
randomguy Posted August 20, 2006 Author Report Posted August 20, 2006 Most pregnant women don't suddenly gain double chins and huge flabby arms. The baby grows in your stomach, not in your neck. Is she giving birth from her shoulder also? Let's surgically insert a watermelon into yout lower abdomen, your neck, both your arms, your ass, your face and both your thighs and see how your ass looks
Sideburnious Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Yeah, but she would be eating for two, and shes unlikely to be hitting the gym while pregnant. Which probably explains the weight gain.
Guest DRH 502 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Dude its apparent none of have kids or have ever had a pregnant girlfriend...Give girl a break.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Dude its apparent none of have kids or have ever had a pregnant girlfriend... True. Every time they got knocked up I left.
CanadianGuitarist Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 And it's her second kid. Wait til she has this one, and looses the pregnancy weight. I bet the bitch will be hotter then ever, cause her tits are gonna be huge, her ass is gonna be fat, thick thighs, plus she'll tighten her stomach before her next tour. Just wait, not long after she has this kid, and it's time for her to make a new album, videos, appearances, performances, etc., then she's gonna be fucking amazing. The hottest girl I ever saw in my life used to work the courtesy desk at Wal*mart with me. Little thing with a tiny waist but thick thighs and a badonkadonk (I've been waiting a while to say that). I thought she rowed, but it turns out she was a goalie for her hockey team. You'd never seen anything quite like it. With that as a template, FroGG, I wholeheartedly agree on paper. In practise, no, I don't think Britney's got a pretty face. But still, it's a point well made, and well taken.
Banter Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Most pregnant women don't suddenly gain double chins and huge flabby arms. The baby grows in your stomach, not in your neck. Is she giving birth from her shoulder also? Let's surgically insert a watermelon into yout lower abdomen, your neck, both your arms, your ass, your face and both your thighs and see how your ass looks You're an idiot. Post some pictures of your mom when she was pregnant with you so we can critique her body.
Guest Felonies! Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 This is such an absurd criticism, I thought it had to have been a spman post. Britney Spears gets fat and breastfeeds in a restaurant (tantamount to taking a shit) so she can distract people who are trying to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
randomguy Posted August 21, 2006 Author Report Posted August 21, 2006 Sorry, you guys are right. Britney looks completely normal for a woman about to give birth to twin Orcas.
Ginger Snaps Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 She's totally gross now. It doesn't matter even if she is pregnant.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Post some pictures of your mom when she was pregnant with you so we can critique her body. Pervert.
dubq Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 She's totally gross regardless. It doesn't matter even if she is pregnant.
Black Lushus Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 She's pregnant. Let's surgically insert a watermelon into your lower abdomen and see how your ass looks. Loser. exactly...not to mention she got pregnant again before having the chance to shed the fat put on from the previous pregnancy. grow the fuck up.
Special K Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 Britney Spears gets fat and breastfeeds in a restaurant (tantamount to taking a shit) Well, she changed her baby's shitty diapers on a restaurant table. Now THAT'S disgusting. I've never found her face to be anything special in the first place, but yeah, giving someone shit about gaining weight while pregnant is pretty peurile.
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