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So far, these are the ones I would actually consider:

 

Zeus Rambo

Milky Fresh

Maximum Awesome

Optimus Prime

Hercules Q. Einstein (Venkman X wins a blowjob or an EP for this, since it's a variation)

Several of those MST3K names have been considered, but it's not like I didn't already know about that, so lovecraft wins nothing.

 

Frontrunners from people I know in real life:

Vyvyan Hermione Basterd

The Dude

Jesus H. Christ (the H would probably be Hermione again)

NOTHING~!

Lisa Simpson

Christian Slayer

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Dick Cockerman.

 

Yeah, I'll end my forums.thesmartmarks.com career with that.

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Every post will be your last from here on out. It's actually a cool gimmick.

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I've been hearing a lot of support for Sunshine Megatron. Or possibly Sunshine Starscream. Or both robot names with one as my middle name. Either order sounds ok. I was discussing this name with my friend who suggested I start a band where everybody has themed names a la Marilyn Manson. Like, say, Waterfall Ultraman. I actually kind of like Waterfall Ultraman.

 

Other new submissions include Xerxes Crowley, Slick McFavorite, Guy Whitey Corngood, Johnny Storm (flame on) - yes, the (flame on) is part of the name.

 

Of the new ones in this thread, I like

 

Shaolin Soldier

World Champ

Deadpool - I'd probably add a last or first name to it though

Adolf Hitmaker - I love the shit out of this name, but I probably wouldn't wear it.

John Matrix

Johnny Heartbreak isn't bad, but I'd go with Johnny Heartbreaker

Squirtle! is good, I like the punctuation.

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Xerxes is what I've always (since March '05) wanted to name my Persian cat, if I ever got one. His brother would be Zoroaster!

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Ugh, you didn't even get it right. Shut the thread.

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