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I'm legally changing my name.

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So far, these are the ones I would actually consider:

 

Zeus Rambo

Milky Fresh

Maximum Awesome

Optimus Prime

Hercules Q. Einstein (Venkman X wins a blowjob or an EP for this, since it's a variation)

Several of those MST3K names have been considered, but it's not like I didn't already know about that, so lovecraft wins nothing.

 

Frontrunners from people I know in real life:

Vyvyan Hermione Basterd

The Dude

Jesus H. Christ (the H would probably be Hermione again)

NOTHING~!

Lisa Simpson

Christian Slayer

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Jericho Cane

John Kruger

Jack Slater

John Kimble

Douglas Quaid

Julius Benedict

Ivan Danko

Thomas Aquinas

 

Jack Robideaux

Chance Boudreaux

Luc Deveraux

Kurt Sloane

Gibson Rickenbacker

Gay Karate Man

Fender Tremolo

Marshall Strat

Furman Vux

 

Xander Ronson

Frank Gannon

Jack Devlin

Frank Cross

Filliam H. Muffman

Buckshot Roberts

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Guest Queen Leelee

Dick Cockerman.

 

Yeah, I'll end my forums.thesmartmarks.com career with that.

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Guest George's Box

Every post will be your last from here on out. It's actually a cool gimmick.

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I've been hearing a lot of support for Sunshine Megatron. Or possibly Sunshine Starscream. Or both robot names with one as my middle name. Either order sounds ok. I was discussing this name with my friend who suggested I start a band where everybody has themed names a la Marilyn Manson. Like, say, Waterfall Ultraman. I actually kind of like Waterfall Ultraman.

 

Other new submissions include Xerxes Crowley, Slick McFavorite, Guy Whitey Corngood, Johnny Storm (flame on) - yes, the (flame on) is part of the name.

 

Of the new ones in this thread, I like

 

Shaolin Soldier

World Champ

Deadpool - I'd probably add a last or first name to it though

Adolf Hitmaker - I love the shit out of this name, but I probably wouldn't wear it.

John Matrix

Johnny Heartbreak isn't bad, but I'd go with Johnny Heartbreaker

Squirtle! is good, I like the punctuation.

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Guest George's Box

Xerxes is what I've always (since March '05) wanted to name my Persian cat, if I ever got one. His brother would be Zoroaster!

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