Brett Favre Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Ironically, the Easter Bunny was in a similar situation @ 2:12:
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 The funny thing is, all her girlfriends think I did the right thing...
Failed Bridge Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Let me also say that no one has ever come at me with a knife. God forbid. that happened to me on Super Bowl Sunday. I threw the dude in a Marine choke then bounced up quick enough where his friend just kinda backed away. I got a bit of a scar on my arm now but fuck it, the dude was punching his sister in the face and threw her down some stairs...he's lucky I didn't break his neck.
Ripper Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Everyones focusing on the Knife. The girl grabbed the knife because she couldn't win in the phsycial fight because someone picked her up and threw her over a couch for a slap. thats not even equal retaliation. Hell, if it was a dude the size of the big show, you are going to grab something to even it up. so yeah, she was wrong for grabbing the knife. It was bitchassness that led to her getting thrown over the couch. Sorry EHME, but that was pretty bitchass right there. She smacked me in the face 1st... I could've done a lot worst right then and there, but I just basically wanted to get her away from me. Aren't you a midget? Those two twigs attached to your body, they enable you to walk away. That is one method to get away from her. Just going off pictures, you are about 140 lbs soaking wet, so I am guessing if you mustered the strength to lift someone and throw them over the couch, they were what, 100-110lbs tops? I mean, seriously if your retaliation to a slap is throwing someone smaller than you over a couch, then that is bitchassness to the highest degree. being able to do worse doesn't mean that what you did wasn't the move of a weak dude. But I am talking about a dude that is proud of the fact he knocked out a girl(really impressive) so I guess its wasted words here. Its like a prostitute bragging about how much cock she sucked. Sure, she sucked alot of dick for money, but it isn't really impressive. Its just sad really. Ripper - Pretty much just said you suck dick.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Those two twigs attached to your body, they enable you to walk away. That is one method to get away from her. Just going off pictures, you are about 140 lbs soaking wet, so I am guessing if you mustered the strength to lift someone and throw them over the couch, they were what, 100-110lbs tops? I weigh 167lbs, but I'm a lot stronger then I look, I'm just very lanky... That picture I took was back in the fall of 2006, I've been working out pretty much 4 times a week since then. And fuck walking away, it was friday night and I don't have to work the next day... I ain't going to let some crazy bitch end my night early by walking away. What are you, a pussy? Walking scared from a girl, what the fuck is wrong with you? Drop your nuts. I mean, seriously if your retaliation to a slap is throwing someone smaller than you over a couch, then that is bitchassness to the highest degree. being able to do worse doesn't mean that what you did wasn't the move of a weak dude. No you're right, I should've knocked the bitch out and end it early instead of throwing her away from me. I don't give a fuck who you are and I don't sterotype... Anyone puts there fucking hands on me I'm going to defend myself. I straight up don't give a fuck. You're the only pussy here if you allow a girl to punk you like that. But I am talking about a dude that is proud of the fact he knocked out a girl(really impressive) so I guess its wasted words here. Its like a prostitute bragging about how much cock she sucked. Sure, she sucked alot of dick for money, but it isn't really impressive. Its just sad really. Ripper - Pretty much just said you suck dick. I wouldn't be proud if it was some drunk girl who doesn't really have a past of being a "tuff girl", but because of who she is and her past... You damn right I'm glad I taught that bitch a lesson. Slim Charles - Pretty much calling you a pussy
godthedog Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 the glory is fading. i'm losing interest.
Ted the Poster Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Quick, someone stab EHME with a broken light bulb or something!
Matt Young Posted March 31, 2008 Author Report Posted March 31, 2008 This isn't the first time I've thought this, but I really wish we could gather TSM's members for a fight night sometime. Few would fight; most would be in the crowd. But I think everyone would be entertained.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Everybody would probably just gang up and beat the shit out of you
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 This isn't the first time I've thought this, but I really wish we could gather TSM's members for a fight night sometime. Few would fight; most would be in the crowd. But I think everyone would be entertained. First we would need to have the TSM Convention, where all of us could meet and wear nametags with our poster names on them.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Casual or business attire? Naturally, there would be a group of guys wearing ties. But I'm also envisioning free t-shirts for everyone.
Maztinho Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I nominate Las Vegas, since it's closer to me, and we could go out and pull an elaborate heist.
Dandy Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 You could do that in Huntington, too. We could plan an elaborate heist at one of the many pawn shops in the area.
Matt Young Posted April 1, 2008 Author Report Posted April 1, 2008 Marney vs. EHME for the intergender championship.
Sideburnious Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Do it in Atlantic City so I wouldn't have to take connecting flights.
Twisted Intestine Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 This isn't the first time I've thought this, but I really wish we could gather TSM's members for a fight night sometime. Few would fight; most would be in the crowd. But I think everyone would be entertained. I was actually thinking the other night, when I read that EHME is coming to Toronto, that I should challenge him to a fight. I was thinking we could both put maybe 200-500 down, winner takes all, and make our fight public to TSM asking people to donate money to the pot. I was thinking of maybe having a minimum ammount of money that TSM would have to collectively donate in order for the fight to take place. We could have another member of TSM "Ref" the fight, and record it, later posting it on YouTube for the TSM members to see. I then realized that nobody would want to pay to see that.
Nighthawk Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I've organized an underground fighting tournament with the people at work before. Seriously. Made pretty good money, too.
King Kamala Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Come on guys, Portland, Maine- our motto is great fun for a little city! I can take you guys out for seafood afterwards, we can visit Judd Nelson's parents house. We could go on the Duck Boat. The possibilities are endless I tell ya!
Ginger Snaps Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 This thread isn't doing the board any favors in the "is TSM misogynistic?" debate.
King Kamala Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Was anybody really debating on the "nay" side though?
Nighthawk Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I'm not misogynistic, and I'm the most popular poster here.
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 This thread isn't doing the board any favors in the "is TSM misogynistic?" debate. Shut up, bitch. God damn, what I wouldn't do to plant my seed in you.
Ginger Snaps Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 This thread isn't doing the board any favors in the "is TSM misogynistic?" debate. Shut up, bitch. God damn, what I wouldn't do to plant my seed in you. Shoot the president. It's the only thing that will impress me.
Nighthawk Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Shoot the president with your seed. It's the only thing that will impress me.
Sideburnious Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I froze when I read what Ginger Snaps (and to a lesser extent Milky) wrote...
Kinetic Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 I'm not your fucking slave, cunt. Whatever you say, dear. How many times and with what caliber weapon? EDIT: This being in reference to what Ginger Snaps wrote. My blind impulse to reproduce tells me that other people have said things, but I can't be bothered to figure out what.
Maztinho Posted April 1, 2008 Report Posted April 1, 2008 Milky told you to cum on the President, that was pretty noteworthy. Maybe shoot him, then bust out some knucklechildren on his face.
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