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Horace Grant

Scottie Pippen

Bill Cartwright

John Paxson

Michael Jordan

 

 

or....

 

 

 

 

Charles Darwin

Pope John Paul II

John Lennon

Gerogia O'Keefe

Lenin

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Kate Winslet, brainwashed to love me

Four clones of the same

 

 

Hitler

George Romero

Kelly Clarkson

Phil Jackson

Mick Foley

This one would be acceptable too. Except replace Phil Jackson with Liz Vicious.

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Ludwig Wittgenstein

H.P. Lovecraft

Makoto Nagano

Alan Moore (a recently deceased Alan Moore, not the current one)

My great great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-daughter, age 30

(I assumed since we can pick the dead, the unborn should also be fair game)

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replace...with Liz Vicious.

 

that's a great idea!

 

 

 

Rasputin

Marquis de Sade

Jimmy Jacobs

Random Brunette Girl

Random Redhead Girl Liz Vicious

 

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Guest Vitamin X
Ronald Reagan

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hugh Laurie

Angelina Jolie

Jesus

My god, this might just be the most awkward dinner conversation ever.

 

I'm going to go with..

 

Abbie Hoffman

Humphrey Bogart

Jack Nicholson

Brett Favre

John Lennon

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Y'know, I considered having Hitler dine with me, but aside from just seeing what he was like on a personal level (by most accounts: pleasant), I just don't think he'd be than interesting of a dinner guest. A well-mannered German man with whom to discuss military strategy and fascist philosophy? Heard it. I've read Mein Kampf. Himmler would be much more interesting, but if I were going to pick a Nazi it would definitely be Mengele.

 

However, the remainder of my guests are a fairly motley crew with whom I could swap stories for days I'm sure. Mengele could come up with some outrageous shit, no doubt, but the table might be a little too rowdy for any Nazi's taste.

 

Were I to have dinner with five Nazis:

 

Hitler

Himmler

Mengele

Goebbels

Hess

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Richard Pryor

Charles Schultz

Dennis Hopper

Syd Barret

Richard Matheson

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I didn't even think about the option of having people I know. Hmmm. Going with a board theme, howsabout:

 

Milky

Marney

Bruiser Brody

Canadian Chick

Leena

 

 

We'd have a deal with Vegas bookmakers so everyone could put money on who they think would end up fighting and/or fucking. And a deal with at least two or three liquor companies to sponsor the open bar.

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PASSOVER DINNER SPECIAL!!!

 

George Karmel (my biological grandfather, died when my dad was 19)

 

My dad (I can have dinner with him whenever I want, I'd just love to see those two interact)

 

Robin Williams

 

Sandy Koufax

 

Henry Kissinger

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Guest Tzar Lysergic

Mike Tyson

Frank Zappa

PT Barnum

Elvis Presley

Sigmund Freud

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Hmm.

 

Richard Dawkins

Penn Jillette

James Randi

Rose McGowan (for more than just looks, I want to ask what that commune in Italy was like to grow up in)

Colin Baker

 

 

I went intellectual for the first three picks (Oh wow, being able to soak up time with three of the more well-respected Atheist icons would be incredible), straight up lust + curiosity for the 4th, and then come on? World's best Doctor? Colin Baker.

 

None of you bastards can convince me otherwise of that last one. Although Eccleston was close. Tall lanky mofo with a grin as wide as the London Bridge? Practically the second coming of Tom Baker right there.

 

EDIT: crap, this is harder than I thought. I could come up with another five just as easily, but from the purely comedy writing standpoint:

 

Dave Foley

Michael Palin

Teller (I've heard him talk, he does it!)

Douglas Adams

John Cleese

 

I tried to not repeat groups, but c'mon. Python! If I was fluent in Japanese, I could give you a quick 5 musically, although three of them would probably be hide. hide 'geisha' era, hide LemonED era, and hide Ja, Zoo era. Then throw in Mana (for ego/looks, I don't care if he's a man and 45, he looks like a gorgeous japanese woman) aaaaaaaand... Masafumi Gotō - if only because a) he's River Cuomo's japanese twin and b) it'd be fun to hear him flip about how Visual Kei is ruining Japanese Rock's worldwide marketability and that real rock is universal... just to have Mana whisper into hide's ear and slap him. Chaos ensues, I laugh. And probably steal Mana, hide (geisha) and Rose McGowan off.

 

'cause she's there in the last scenario. Fuck you all, she's hot. :P

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