CanadianGuitarist Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Table for six, you and any five people, living or dead. Who ya got?
RepoMan Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Hitler George Romero Kelly Clarkson Phil Jackson Mick Foley
A Happy Medium Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Horace Grant Scottie Pippen Bill Cartwright John Paxson Michael Jordan or.... Charles Darwin Pope John Paul II John Lennon Gerogia O'Keefe Lenin
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Ed Gein Dusty Rhodes Hank Williams jr Tucker Max Chris Farley And a shit load of booze
Retard Girl Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Rasputin Marquis de Sade Jimmy Jacobs Random Brunette Girl Random Redhead Girl
Jingus Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Kate Winslet, brainwashed to love me Four clones of the same Hitler George Romero Kelly Clarkson Phil Jackson Mick Foley This one would be acceptable too. Except replace Phil Jackson with Liz Vicious.
Firestarter Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Katharine Hepburn Sigourney Weaver Oriana Fallaci Edna St Vincent Millay Sappho of Lesbos
EL BRUJ0 Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Ludwig Wittgenstein H.P. Lovecraft Makoto Nagano Alan Moore (a recently deceased Alan Moore, not the current one) My great great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-daughter, age 30 (I assumed since we can pick the dead, the unborn should also be fair game)
Steviekick Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Jim Henson Jack Kirby Joey Ramone Henry Rollins Charles Barkley and following Jingus' lead, a brainwashed into loving me Cobie Smulders.
Boon Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 Ronald Reagan Jennifer Love Hewitt Hugh Laurie Angelina Jolie Jesus
Lt. Al Giardello Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 Eva Mendes Rosario Dawson Thandie Newton Gabrielle Union Paula Garcés
Nighthawk Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus John Wayne Gacy Aleister Crowley GG Allin Robert Evans
CanadianGuitarist Posted May 3, 2008 Author Report Posted May 3, 2008 I'm gonna go with Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Tommy Douglas, Mike Weir, and Wayne Gretzky.
Retard Girl Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 replace...with Liz Vicious. that's a great idea! Rasputin Marquis de Sade Jimmy Jacobs Random Brunette Girl Random Redhead Girl Liz Vicious
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 Ronald Reagan Jennifer Love Hewitt Hugh Laurie Angelina Jolie Jesus My god, this might just be the most awkward dinner conversation ever. I'm going to go with.. Abbie Hoffman Humphrey Bogart Jack Nicholson Brett Favre John Lennon
Nighthawk Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 Y'know, I considered having Hitler dine with me, but aside from just seeing what he was like on a personal level (by most accounts: pleasant), I just don't think he'd be than interesting of a dinner guest. A well-mannered German man with whom to discuss military strategy and fascist philosophy? Heard it. I've read Mein Kampf. Himmler would be much more interesting, but if I were going to pick a Nazi it would definitely be Mengele. However, the remainder of my guests are a fairly motley crew with whom I could swap stories for days I'm sure. Mengele could come up with some outrageous shit, no doubt, but the table might be a little too rowdy for any Nazi's taste. Were I to have dinner with five Nazis: Hitler Himmler Mengele Goebbels Hess
Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 3, 2008 Report Posted May 3, 2008 I'd pick Eichmann so he could be all "I had NO IDEA I was eating the last biscuit!"
CanadianGuitarist Posted May 4, 2008 Author Report Posted May 4, 2008 Is it excessively hokey to put my grandfather on that list?
Gary Floyd Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Richard Pryor Charles Schultz Dennis Hopper Syd Barret Richard Matheson
Jingus Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 I didn't even think about the option of having people I know. Hmmm. Going with a board theme, howsabout: Milky Marney Bruiser Brody Canadian Chick Leena We'd have a deal with Vegas bookmakers so everyone could put money on who they think would end up fighting and/or fucking. And a deal with at least two or three liquor companies to sponsor the open bar.
Brett Favre Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Jesus Fidel Castro Julius Caesar Vlad the Impaler Dave Chappelle
BruiserKC Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 John Wooden Sir Winston Churchill General William Tecumseh Sherman Frank Sinatra Michelle Malkin
Ravenbomb Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Am I buying? If I am: Karen Carpenter Ghandi Chris McCandless Siddhārtha Gautama Machinist-era Christian Bale
Jorge Gorgeous Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 PASSOVER DINNER SPECIAL!!! George Karmel (my biological grandfather, died when my dad was 19) My dad (I can have dinner with him whenever I want, I'd just love to see those two interact) Robin Williams Sandy Koufax Henry Kissinger
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Mike Tyson Frank Zappa PT Barnum Elvis Presley Sigmund Freud
Red Baron Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Phil Hartman Stephen Root Rodney Dangerfield Eddie Izzard George Carlin
FroGG_NeaL Posted May 4, 2008 Report Posted May 4, 2008 Preliminary List: 2pac Shakur Jesus Christ Sun-Tzu Richard Pryor Dave Chapelle
Copper Feel Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Oliver Cromwell George Orwell Tom Waits Karl Marx Moses
AnnieEclectic Posted May 5, 2008 Report Posted May 5, 2008 Hmm. Richard Dawkins Penn Jillette James Randi Rose McGowan (for more than just looks, I want to ask what that commune in Italy was like to grow up in) Colin Baker I went intellectual for the first three picks (Oh wow, being able to soak up time with three of the more well-respected Atheist icons would be incredible), straight up lust + curiosity for the 4th, and then come on? World's best Doctor? Colin Baker. None of you bastards can convince me otherwise of that last one. Although Eccleston was close. Tall lanky mofo with a grin as wide as the London Bridge? Practically the second coming of Tom Baker right there. EDIT: crap, this is harder than I thought. I could come up with another five just as easily, but from the purely comedy writing standpoint: Dave Foley Michael Palin Teller (I've heard him talk, he does it!) Douglas Adams John Cleese I tried to not repeat groups, but c'mon. Python! If I was fluent in Japanese, I could give you a quick 5 musically, although three of them would probably be hide. hide 'geisha' era, hide LemonED era, and hide Ja, Zoo era. Then throw in Mana (for ego/looks, I don't care if he's a man and 45, he looks like a gorgeous japanese woman) aaaaaaaand... Masafumi Gotō - if only because a) he's River Cuomo's japanese twin and b) it'd be fun to hear him flip about how Visual Kei is ruining Japanese Rock's worldwide marketability and that real rock is universal... just to have Mana whisper into hide's ear and slap him. Chaos ensues, I laugh. And probably steal Mana, hide (geisha) and Rose McGowan off. 'cause she's there in the last scenario. Fuck you all, she's hot.
MillenniumMan831 Posted May 6, 2008 Report Posted May 6, 2008 Bernie Kosar Angelina Love Velvet Sky Terry Pluto Vince McMahon
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