Atticus Chaos Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 These are actual recent birth announcements. Taken from another forum but I google searched a few because they sounded too ridiculous and they're all genuine. Siblings are also mentioned. Shaft Bang III Kiwi Berry Blossom Zineddine (Zayd) Nikala (Nevaeh, Neena, Nyla, Brian) Arcadian Larry Wisdom Psalms Za'leeyah Jaunita-I'mariyah Prince Graham Jah'Vieanni Ja'Layshia Tazer Queen Anelalani Erice Jaxxson Mayhem Paishance Marie Kammerrone Kentavious TuPrecious Sir-Lou HenryWinter Ivy Ahnesty Zeya (I think it's supposed be honesty) Adoreyanna Superior Lynn Jour'nee Des'mya Maddam-Adreil Tina-Lynn Queenlayla Indie Anna Rondarion Jyquez Atticus Chaos Ahnesti Monique-Bree (again, Honesty) Katadyn Chasciti Khalece ( I think its meant to be Chastity) Precious Nevada (and it's on a boy) Araya Sunshine Ally Bama Soul-Ryder (his brother is called Truck) Feenix Akio Synphony Handsome Jackson Jake Rambo Scout Jack Welcome III Cerabella Bettercup Sennatra There's also a kid out there called Cuntasha pronounced, well, how you say it. I thought it was an urban myth, but the name has been shown to be genuine. The girl's in school now, and while the teachers try and call her Tasha her mother insists they use her full name. Seriously these kids are going to furious at their parents when they're older. Except Jake Rambo since his name is sort of cool.
CBright7831 Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 Frank Zappa called one of his kids Moon Unit.
Atticus Chaos Posted March 5, 2009 Author Report Posted March 5, 2009 I think there should probably be a law against calling your kids anything too stupid. Or at the very least you should be forced to give a reason for it. Some of these names are going to be impossible to live with. Atticus Chaos and Jack Welcome aren't too bad, because the first names are normal, but I cannot imagine putting Tuprecious or Sir-Lou HenryWinter Ivy on a CV.
Youth N Asia Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 giving your kid a "clever" name to either amuse yourself or show others how smart you think you are is just a bad idea. Celeb kids at least have the whole rich thing going for them, but I feel bad for the regular ass kids who get stuck with names that sound like household appliances, Star Wars characters, or scientific theories. Handsome Jackson is fucking rad though, unless the kid grows into a troll look.
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 Arcadian Larry Jaxxson Mayhem Kammerrone Kentavious Indie Anna Rondarion Jyquez Katadyn Araya Sunshine Feenix Akio Synphony Jack Welcome III Sennatra These are ok. I think Jack Welcome is the best. Sounds like a Mortal Kombat fighter.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 If I have a son I'm naming him Finnegan.
The Amazing Rando Posted March 5, 2009 Report Posted March 5, 2009 Arcadian Larry Jaxxson Mayhem Kammerrone Kentavious Indie Anna Rondarion Jyquez Katadyn Araya Sunshine Feenix Akio Synphony Jack Welcome III Sennatra These are ok. I think Jack Welcome is the best. Sounds like a Mortal Kombat fighter. Indie Anna is okay but Ally Bama isn't?
Atticus Chaos Posted March 5, 2009 Author Report Posted March 5, 2009 Arcadian Larry Jaxxson Mayhem Kammerrone Kentavious Indie Anna Rondarion Jyquez Katadyn Araya Sunshine Feenix Akio Synphony Jack Welcome III Sennatra These are ok. I think Jack Welcome is the best. Sounds like a Mortal Kombat fighter. Kammerrone is so bad, because you know that kid is going to spend forever correcting the spelling on his name. Feenix is bad because it shows the parents didn't even care enough to get the spelling right. Same with Synphony. How you can make a lifelong decision for someone and not even check a dictionairy is insane.
Big Green Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 Nikala (Nevaeh, Neena, Nyla, Brian) So, is it just me or did Brian get off incredibly lucky here?
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 If I ever get around to writing a novel I'm going to call the protagonist Kammerrone Kentavious .
muzz Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 Seven That has tonnes of cachet. I wonder if anyone has used "Soda" yet.
Silence Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 I wonder if anyone has used "Soda" yet. They could have "Popinski" as their middle name.
CanadianChris Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 Frank Zappa called one of his kids Moon Unit. And another one Dweezil.
Adam Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 The above is true, but honestly, if you're Frank Zappa's kids, you can pull those names off. My friends are about to have a baby, and they're deciding between two names if it's a boy: Tex and Cash.
Mystery Eskimo Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 I think there should probably be a law against calling your kids anything too stupid. There is in New Zealand. Allowed: Violence; Number 16 Bus Shelter; Midnight Chardonnay; Benson and Hedges (twins) Blocked: Yeah Detroit; Stallion; Twisty Poi; Keenan Got Lucy; Sex Fruit; Fat Boy; Cinderella Beauty Blossom; Fish and Chips (twins) Fat Boy
Maztinho Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 I find it odd that Number 16 Bus Shelter is okay, but Keenan Got Lucy wasn't. Seems kind of a wash in stupidity to me. In Brazil, I met a kid named Carademerda or Shit-Face. Brazil it seems that there are orbitrary laws that are enforced at random by the people who happen to be working when you want to legally make you child a citizen. Another couple I knew had a little girl named, Hemilei (Emily) and they had to go with the weird spelling because the worker wouldn't let them have a non-Portuguese letter in the name (y) and that a girls name couldn't start with simply an "e" because that was a masculine way of spelling things. Yet someone let Carademerda fly in the same town.
Atticus Chaos Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Posted March 6, 2009 I think there should probably be a law against calling your kids anything too stupid. There is in New Zealand. Allowed: Violence; Number 16 Bus Shelter; Midnight Chardonnay; Benson and Hedges (twins) Blocked: Yeah Detroit; Stallion; Twisty Poi; Keenan Got Lucy; Sex Fruit; Fat Boy; Cinderella Beauty Blossom; Fish and Chips (twins) Fat Boy Some of those people just hate their kids. I know most of the list I posted was just bad taste, and the people do love their children, they just have shitty taste in names. But if you call your child Fat boy or Number 16 Bus Shelter, you hate that kid. Maybe they're resentful of becoming parents. Anyway from what I understand, some countries have naming lists, some countries you can call them anything but it can't be offensive, some countries, like New Zealand have to approve the name, but let everything but the most ridiculous name go through. America, to my knowledge, only says you can't have a number and it has to be at least two letters. But apart from that you can do anything, hence little Cuntasha.
Maztinho Posted March 6, 2009 Report Posted March 6, 2009 ACtually I can see Number 16 Bus Shelter being some cute story about how the parents met during a rain storm and the bus was running terribly late, and they started chatting and had a kid. Or someone just keeps track of where they got knocked up, so Number 16 joins his brother Miata Backseat, and Prom Night Dancefloor.
CBright7831 Posted March 7, 2009 Report Posted March 7, 2009 Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn. That is awesome.
Just John Posted March 7, 2009 Report Posted March 7, 2009 Most of those names sound like they belong to porn stars or indy wrestlers.
Atticus Chaos Posted March 8, 2009 Author Report Posted March 8, 2009 Atticus Chaos and Jaxxson Mayhem sound like supervillains.
Star Ocean 3 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Posted March 8, 2009 Recent "normal" names are bad enough. Kaylen, Jaylen, Aiden... The black names aren't doing much better. How many different spellings of Antoin do we need?
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 9, 2009 Report Posted March 9, 2009 Recent "normal" names are bad enough. Kaylen, Jaylen, Aiden... My mom wanted to name me Aiden. I'm really glad my dad managed to talk her down from that ledge.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 9, 2009 Report Posted March 9, 2009 In Burma, nearly everyone is named Maung, Aung, San, Khin, or Lwin. Some are different, though. Best name of a Burmese guy that works where I work: Khan Manetaung.
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