The One and Only EVOLUTION IS ----

[Guest Choken One]

Let's just compile all our EVOLUTION IS A ------- jokes right here

 

 

I'll start

 

 

1) EVOLUTION IS A PISSED MARINE

 

...

 

Run with it Monkeys

[Downhome 0]

Are you drunk?

 

Evolution is a puss VD.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Evolution is Mr. E,

Steph McMahon goes down on me

[iliketurtles 0]

EVOLUTION LIKES MARTIN SHEEN

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Evolution Hysterectomy

[JN News 0]

Evolution uses Ben Gay cream.

[Guest Choken One]

Evolution is an Angry Tree

[MixxMaster 0]

Evolutions' Orton's so Greeeeen!!!!

[JN News 0]

Evolution is a small weinie.

[Kardo 0]

EVOLUTION RIDES A SUBMARINE~!

[Guest Duncan Eternia]

Evolution is led by GOD you seeeee,

that's why they all go over R V Deeeeeee!!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

EvolutionYJStingerisdeliciousandyoushouldbuyitcausehhhisinthecommercialsFEELTHES

TING

[MooreMark 0]

Evolution smells unclean.

 

Evolution is less funnier than Charlie Sheen.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Evolution gargles green Listerine!

Swoosh for thirty then let it seep!

 

Evolution watches a plasma tv!

They laugh at Steve-O drinking pee!

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Evolution's gonna climb a tree

But the leaves make them all sneeze

And the noise makes them peeved

So they gather and have some cheese.

[Tawren 0]

Evolution eats wolverines

[the pinjockey 0]

Evolution is a ruptured spleen

Made us sick, turned us green

HHH is glad it wasn't seen

When he tapped the ass of a drag queen

[Slayer 0]

Evolution, their teeth are big and green

Evolution, they smell like gasoline

Evolution, da-da-da-dution

They are like sisters

Their push-es, I missed-es

[The Kid 0]

Evolution makes me sleeeeeeep

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Evolution is really keen

Evolution is always on your screen

Evolution is your fax machine

[razazteca 0]

Down with Evolution in with Revolution!

Darwin OWNZ Evolution.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Evolution Is A Break To Pee!

Come back when no more nose you see!

[the pinjockey 0]

Evolution never used THG

Look that way naturally

Grew their hair by using Bleen

One eyed cats are really mean

[Ace309 0]

Evolution is a dead horse-ine

The gag's been killed-erine

I hope this thread dies soon-erine

[Slayer 0]

<WWE management walking down street>

 

We love you Evolution, oh yes we do

We won't push anyone as much as you

When you're not on our screen, we're blue

Oh Evolution we love you

[kirk angel 0]

Evolution is a big sardine

[MrRant 0]

Odd... I understood it the first time I heard the song.

[Golgo 13 0]

As did I, Rant.

 

But here's some crappy lyrics anyway, complete with typical smark rhetoric.

 

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Evolution is a machine

The politics are obscene

RVD, they cannot see

Jericho, they rob him of his heat

 

Evolution (Political Machine)!

x4

 

HHH just injured his toe

Batista is just so slow

Flair lost his dignity long ago

Why Orton continues to be pushed, no one knows

[jester 0]

Personally, I am never giving up on Evolution jokes

 

Evolution is a fava bean.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

evolution purple brown-eyed flea

(you) cut my legs, you know i'll bleed