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Guest Staravenger
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Someone please tell me that is not Bret Hart dressed like Aladdin.

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Good for Bret. I'm glad he's recovered from his stroke and has found a new hobby that allows him to perform without having to sell out his integrity and health to the wrestling business like so many others have.

Guest The Decadent Slacker
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Rub the lamp. Rub the fucking lamp.

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Bret Hart's sentence: to look more and more like Shawn Michaels.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought that.

Guest whitemilesdavis
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Nothing wrong with doing theater; plenty wrong with doing that picture.

Guest whitemilesdavis
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Somebody just mentioned gay porn, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't even taking a shot at me. Wow.

Guest Dynamite Kido
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Somebody just mentioned gay porn, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't even taking a shot at me. Wow.

And of course, in the process of that you manage to get owned......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by yourself.....

Guest The Decadent Slacker
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Bret Hart's sentence: to look more and more like Shawn Michaels.

 

And playing JAFAR:

 

Vince_McMahon_9.jpg

Only problem is, Jafar Screwed Jafar.

 

 

Of all the gigs though, playing a genie in a theatre production of Aladdin...good for him, i guess. At least it isn't as bad as "Sinbad" back in the day, but still. He has fun, more power to him.

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I don't see how he has fallen either and im glad he has found something else to do after wrestling. Because god knows there have been plenty of others who have bottomed out after their careers were over.

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Marty Jannetty will be opening and closing the curtain at the show.

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You know how the last wish, you're supposed to set the Geniey free, but I can see Aladdin not doing that, and revealing hismelf as Vince, thus screwing Bret over again.

 

Vince: ITS ME, BRET! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

*Vince writes WCW on the lamp and banishes Bret into it*

Bret (as he fades away): IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCHMOZZ

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