Thoth 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27TH, LIVE FROM THE AIR CANADA CENTRE IN TORONTO, ONTARIO! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to 5_moves_of_doom Opening Promo: Up for grabs MAIN EVENT ANOTHER NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic vs Manson Toxxic is left to defend the honor of Rev-0, as Manson has been tearing through it. If Manson wins, will he get a title shot in the near future? And will a painted target with the words “Property of Revolution Zero” be drawn on him? Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom NON-TITLE MATCH “The Icon” Max King vs Todd Cortez The Canadian champion has arrived in Canada! That is, if he hasn’t changed the name of the belt yet. I remember once I changed the name of it to the Clan Championship, and no one cared. Yeah, that was cool. This match was made at the request of Max King, so perhaps he has something planned? Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck CHANCE OF A LIFETIME FOUR CORNERS MATCH FOR A SHOT AT THE SWF CHAMPIONSHIP Sean Davis vs Austin Sly vs Uncle Filthy vs Carnage In my opinion, these four have been floating around in the mid/undercard. No more. The winner of this match will actually get a shot at the SWF Championship. Rules: Only two men in the ring at the same time. Can tag out to either of the two wrestlers on the apron. First pin or submission wins. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: Suicide King CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins” vs Danny Dagda Another member of Revolution Zero is in action, defending his title. If he loses, it could be a bad portent for Toxxic in our main event. Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: chirs3 HALLOWEEN-THEMED WOMEN’S MATCH Andrea Montgomery vs Annie Eclectic Neither woman is the Women’s Champion, but since women are inherently evil, these two will face each other in the hopes that the world can be made that much safer. Who will win and prove that they are... more evil? Rules: DQ and countout apply. Each wrestler must come out in costume. Hopefully sexy costumes, because the sole purpose of women on this earth is to please men. The ring will be dressed with Halloween decorations like cobwebs and pumpkins. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth DOES JD CARE MATCH Landon Maddix and a baseball bat vs Jamie Drazon This match is to determine if Jay Dawg is active. I like Landon Maddiz which is why I gave him a baseball bat. He can write if he wants to, I really don’t care, but I didn’t book him in anything else, I figure what the hell. Anyway, if JD writes anything, I will not post what Maddix wrote, unless he writes a haiku, which I will rewrite to say “I hate ethnicities”. Rules: None really Word Limit: 1000 Send To: Thoth Edited October 23, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Sexy? I think I can do that. Andrea? Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that gophers are going to be introduced in this match? -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Uh, last I remember, Danny is like 270. That does not equal cruiser. From Cali to Florida to Canada? Goats on a stick, that's some frequent flyer miles. Urgh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Pitch me in there... I won't disappoint. Kaine being left off cards = booo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Well, see, he just got food poisoning and puked away pounds. Seriously though, I'm 275 and that's way over. So, yeah, let's figure this out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Like you're going to write anyway, Smelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 I'm pretty sure Danny had the cruiserweight thing. If not... well, you know, I love bees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 It's the thought that counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted October 23, 2004 (edited) But there was no thought. Edited October 23, 2004 by Suicide King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Two things: As always, Thoth has forgetten that TNT posts after him, not me, so that's been corrected. Also, there is only one more show until Ashes 2 Ashes, so if you haven't already, it's time to get rolling on your PPV plans. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Cortez shifted back to the USJL Title immediately after winning it on Storm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 So a member of my stable can win the chance to face me for the SWF Title? Hmm, interesting... and when is this title shot going to occur, by the way? In case no-one's noticed from last show, I'm facing Annie at A2A. Never mind, I'm sure I can fit whoever wins in somewhere. Maybe I'd better stop giving Carnage advice though... Oh, and I call opening promo, because I didn't get it last show - or possibly the show before as well - and I'm Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Oh, you bet I have something planned for King for this show. Let's just say he's planning on getting some cheap heat in Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 So you'll be dissing the Hart family then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 So you'll be dissing the Hart family then? No, nothing that drastic. Let's just say...it may feel like 1987 and 1997 at the same time for King's match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 So my match is non-title, right? Anyway good luck to all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 Of course, although you could with Spike's permission demolish him and steal the title to claim as your own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 Of course, although you could with Spike's permission demolish him and steal the title to claim as your own. And the odds of him getting that permission are slightly less than Candace being my surprise opponent at Ashes 2 Ashes. I wouldn't be surprised if Spike hasn't superglued that belt to his waist by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frisco 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 and candace would kick your ass at ashes to ashes She would give new meaning to the term,"straight edge sensation" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 Sexy? I think I can do that. Andrea? Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that gophers are going to be introduced in this match? -Annie I hereby request that GOdrea dress Annie up in a fursuit for her Halloween outfit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 and candace would kick your ass at ashes to ashes She would give new meaning to the term,"straight edge sensation" lol You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 and candace would kick your ass at ashes to ashes She would give new meaning to the term,"straight edge sensation" lol You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. You know what I haven't had in a while? Unprotected sex with multiple partners. -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasarian_Brandy 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 (edited) Decent... A breather before the PPV, which I have no idea if I'm in or not, nor do I care. If I'm in, great. If I'm not... (Shrug) Cool by me. I'm sure I'll bang out a promo for this show or something. And you know what I haven't had in a long while? Sex. Period. EDIT: I know there's 2 more shows including this one before the PPV, but a rest is a rest. Edited October 25, 2004 by Vasarian_Brandy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Well...cool. *recovers from weekend* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
