Nicknames for wrestlers that you came up with

[Just John 0]

I call Kevin Nash "Big Lazy".

In No Mercy for N64, I created Nash, but named him Big Lazy.

 

I used to call X-Pac "X-Pic" because Edge called him that back in 2000. Funny how almost everyone has a special name for Waltman.

 

I also called A-Train "Gay-Train" because I'm soooo original.

[tbondrage99 0]

I call Hogan "The most entertaining wrestler ever"...a name he shares with Chris Jericho.

[Sideburnious 0]

I remember back in the early 90's my friends and I had a pun on Marty Janettys name calling him "Farty Spaghetti".

 

 

Oh to be 10 again.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I remember back in the early 90's my friends and I had a pun on Marty Janettys name calling him "Farty Spaghetti".

 

 

Oh to be 10 again.

How dare you insult Marty Jannetty! You're lucky you have a picture of John Inman as your avatar, or I'd have to bat your earhole.

[Guest netslob]

here's a few i use (or used):

 

Sean O'Haire--"Brenden Fraser's Evil Twin"

 

Roddy Piper--"Groundskeeper Roddy"

 

Undertaker--"Dead Weight Inc."

 

HHH--"Horshack" or "Steisand"

 

Christian--"Methodist", "Presbyterian", "Mormon", etc.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Dave will always be Deacon Batista to me.

[BUTT 0]

Back when I was 14, I used to call The Outsiders The Testicle Brothers - Kevin Nads and Scott Balls.

 

Yes, it was incredibly fucking lame.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I call every wrestler Chuck.

Even Chuck Palumbo?

[Nighthawk 0]

I call him Cyrus.

[tommytomlin 0]

Booker T = Big BUTT.

 

Seriously, it's massive.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I did call RVD "Sweatback" for a while, after that one Wrestlecrap letter.

[Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0]

This doesn't necessarily apply, but I have a friend who's dubbed any Malenko/Guerrero pin sequence when done by two females, "The Tuna Fish Out of Water Spot".

[Just John 0]

Oh, I can't believe I forgot my super lame Jerry "The Fairy" Flynn.

[Nightfall 0]

I called Jerry Flynn 'Thunder Thighs', a take off his 'Lightnight Foot' nick.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I did call RVD "Sweatback" for a while, after that one Wrestlecrap letter.

Oh yeah, Mr. Sweaty Ass.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I didn't come up with it, but I always crack up when somebody calls HHH "Gonzo"

[Gary Floyd 0]

Vince Mcmahon-"The Cluless Demon"

Lita-"Dusty Gozangas"

Gene Snitsky-"Our Lord and Savior"

Jerry Lawler-"Ped.Xing" (Guess what the Ped. stands for)

Nancy Sullivan-"Badonkadonk of Death"

John Cena-"Useless"

[Guest absurd]

For a while, I referred to Jeff Hardy as "Druggy McPaintjob".

[Youth N Asia 0]

When Taker was going through his biker phase he got dubbed "Dead Nigga Walking" in my house...and I ran it past a black guy at work and he loved it, so it's okay.

 

And of course "Meth Party" Jeff Hardy

[CanadianChick 0]

After hearing all the stories about Lita, I now call her "Dirty Whore".

 

Fitting, no?

[Nighthawk 0]

When Taker was going through his biker phase he got dubbed "Dead Nigga Walking" in my house...and I ran it past a black guy at work and he loved it, so it's okay.

Yeah, I'm with you.

 

I call Booker T "Boy", Chavo "The Wetback from Down Under" and Funaki "Dirty Chink".

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait, there are stories about Lita whoring?

[Guest uyaljg]

Wait, there are stories about Lita whoring?

Yup...

 

She's fucked Matt & Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, Steve Corino, Danny Doring, her wrestling trainers, the whole OMEGA locker-room, and loads more according to the "Amy Dumas is a filty fucking whore" stories.

 

Personally, I find them 2XTREMELY HAWT.

[Nighthawk 0]

For money?

[Ced 0]

I started labeling Spike Dudley "The Anvil" after he grew out the Jim Neidhart-esque goatee.

[DCMaximo 0]

The Big Show-"The Rancid Giant"

Ric Flair- "Colostomy Flair"

Steph- "Rhyno"

[Guest netslob]

Lita-"Dusty Gozangas"

heh...what's funny is Scott Thompson has a more feminine voice then Lita could ever hope for.

[Guest uyaljg]

For money?

No.

 

For the wrestlers, I guess she just likes sterioded-jizz covering her gothic body.

 

As for her wrestling trainers, apparently she couldn't pay them for training, so in exchange for the training, she sucked 'n' fucked some cock.

[Nighthawk 0]

I guess she just likes sterioded-jizz covering her gothic body.

I like this sentence.