Just John Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I call Kevin Nash "Big Lazy". In No Mercy for N64, I created Nash, but named him Big Lazy. I used to call X-Pac "X-Pic" because Edge called him that back in 2000. Funny how almost everyone has a special name for Waltman. I also called A-Train "Gay-Train" because I'm soooo original.
tbondrage99 Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I call Hogan "The most entertaining wrestler ever"...a name he shares with Chris Jericho.
Sideburnious Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I remember back in the early 90's my friends and I had a pun on Marty Janettys name calling him "Farty Spaghetti". Oh to be 10 again.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I remember back in the early 90's my friends and I had a pun on Marty Janettys name calling him "Farty Spaghetti". Oh to be 10 again. How dare you insult Marty Jannetty! You're lucky you have a picture of John Inman as your avatar, or I'd have to bat your earhole.
Guest netslob Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 here's a few i use (or used): Sean O'Haire--"Brenden Fraser's Evil Twin" Roddy Piper--"Groundskeeper Roddy" Undertaker--"Dead Weight Inc." HHH--"Horshack" or "Steisand" Christian--"Methodist", "Presbyterian", "Mormon", etc.
MillenniumMan831 Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 Dave will always be Deacon Batista to me.
BUTT Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 Back when I was 14, I used to call The Outsiders The Testicle Brothers - Kevin Nads and Scott Balls. Yes, it was incredibly fucking lame.
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I call every wrestler Chuck. Even Chuck Palumbo?
tommytomlin Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 Booker T = Big BUTT. Seriously, it's massive.
The Amazing Rando Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I did call RVD "Sweatback" for a while, after that one Wrestlecrap letter.
Phoenix Fury Legdrop Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 This doesn't necessarily apply, but I have a friend who's dubbed any Malenko/Guerrero pin sequence when done by two females, "The Tuna Fish Out of Water Spot".
Just John Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 Oh, I can't believe I forgot my super lame Jerry "The Fairy" Flynn.
Nightfall Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I called Jerry Flynn 'Thunder Thighs', a take off his 'Lightnight Foot' nick.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 30, 2004 Report Posted December 30, 2004 I did call RVD "Sweatback" for a while, after that one Wrestlecrap letter. Oh yeah, Mr. Sweaty Ass.
Lil' Bitch Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 I didn't come up with it, but I always crack up when somebody calls HHH "Gonzo"
Gary Floyd Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Vince Mcmahon-"The Cluless Demon" Lita-"Dusty Gozangas" Gene Snitsky-"Our Lord and Savior" Jerry Lawler-"Ped.Xing" (Guess what the Ped. stands for) Nancy Sullivan-"Badonkadonk of Death" John Cena-"Useless"
Guest absurd Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 For a while, I referred to Jeff Hardy as "Druggy McPaintjob".
Youth N Asia Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 When Taker was going through his biker phase he got dubbed "Dead Nigga Walking" in my house...and I ran it past a black guy at work and he loved it, so it's okay. And of course "Meth Party" Jeff Hardy
CanadianChick Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 After hearing all the stories about Lita, I now call her "Dirty Whore". Fitting, no?
Nighthawk Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 When Taker was going through his biker phase he got dubbed "Dead Nigga Walking" in my house...and I ran it past a black guy at work and he loved it, so it's okay. Yeah, I'm with you. I call Booker T "Boy", Chavo "The Wetback from Down Under" and Funaki "Dirty Chink".
Nighthawk Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Wait, there are stories about Lita whoring?
Guest uyaljg Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Wait, there are stories about Lita whoring? Yup... She's fucked Matt & Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, Steve Corino, Danny Doring, her wrestling trainers, the whole OMEGA locker-room, and loads more according to the "Amy Dumas is a filty fucking whore" stories. Personally, I find them 2XTREMELY HAWT.
Ced Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 I started labeling Spike Dudley "The Anvil" after he grew out the Jim Neidhart-esque goatee.
DCMaximo Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 The Big Show-"The Rancid Giant" Ric Flair- "Colostomy Flair" Steph- "Rhyno"
Guest netslob Posted January 2, 2005 Report Posted January 2, 2005 Lita-"Dusty Gozangas" heh...what's funny is Scott Thompson has a more feminine voice then Lita could ever hope for.
Guest uyaljg Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 For money? No. For the wrestlers, I guess she just likes sterioded-jizz covering her gothic body. As for her wrestling trainers, apparently she couldn't pay them for training, so in exchange for the training, she sucked 'n' fucked some cock.
Nighthawk Posted January 3, 2005 Report Posted January 3, 2005 I guess she just likes sterioded-jizz covering her gothic body. I like this sentence.
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