Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I decided it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Black Lushus Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 yeah, best thing to do is just try to stick it in and see what reaction you get...don't just jam it in, but kinda slip it in...if she wants it she won't stop it...
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 kinda slip it in Kinda? There's nothing tentative about the way I do assplay, friend.
Nighthawk Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Despite what you may have heard, this is one instance where forgiveness is definitely not easier to obtain than permission.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I second the "oops how did it get there?" motion. If you are going for the "permission" angle, perhaps sticking a wee bit of your finger in there at a time while boning and see how she reacts might work...
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 Despite what you may have heard, this is one instance where forgiveness is definitely not easier to obtain than permission. Don't try to stop me.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 finger method works second best to previous discussion during fore play.
ant_7000 Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Ewww anal sex? thats shit is nasty literially.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 It's really easy to turn a vag eating session into a rimjob, ya know. Her reaction to your tongue "slipping" speaks volumes about her willingness to have foreign objects through the back door.
MrRant Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Just call her a dirty slut. If she approves of this type of name calling then use psychology while slipping it in her ass how much of a dirty slut she is by liking it. Works wonders.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Posted January 26, 2005 It's really easy to turn a vag eating session into a rimjob, ya know. Her reaction to your tongue "slipping" speaks volumes about her willingness to have foreign objects through the back door. I want everyone to try this tonight, if they haven't already. I'd do it, too, but I'll be too busy writing about Alaskan oil reserves, seeing as how I kept putting it off to start threads about bodily fluids and sodomy.
Ripper Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 It's really easy to turn a vag eating session into a rimjob, ya know. Her reaction to your tongue "slipping" speaks volumes about her willingness to have foreign objects through the back door. I want it everyone to try this tonight, if they haven't already. I'd do it, too, but I'll be too busy writing about Alaskan oil reserves, seeing as how I kept putting it off to start threads about bodily fluids and sodomy. I know that it is going to be a no with the current partner because I tried this exact thing. She liked the feeling but she said it just felt...wrong. This from the girl that wanted me to pretend to be the dad sneaking in her room to molest his 5 year old daughter. But a tounge on the ass feel WRONG. This world is fucked up.
Shooting Star Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 I just stick it in without asking.
Sideburnious Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 It's really easy to turn a vag eating session into a rimjob, ya know. Her reaction to your tongue "slipping" speaks volumes about her willingness to have foreign objects through the back door. I want it everyone to try this tonight, if they haven't already. I'd do it, too, but I'll be too busy writing about Alaskan oil reserves, seeing as how I kept putting it off to start threads about bodily fluids and sodomy. I know that it is going to be a no with the current partner because I tried this exact thing. She liked the feeling but she said it just felt...wrong. Yeah I tried that before on my ex and the reaction was that it felt "wierd" which meant she enjoyed it, but she didnt want to admit that she enjoyed it.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Inc must be really enjoying his new found piece of ass. All these threads and such. Just ask ehr if she'd like the Napoleon Invasion.
Guest Quik Posted January 26, 2005 Report Posted January 26, 2005 Rimjobs are nasty. I agree with the "whoops, sorry! I got caught up in the moment. How did it end up there?" method.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 The last time the gal and I did it was when she was inspired by Jayna Oso and Roxy Jezel in Weapons of Ass Destruction 3.
Sass Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Inc has a new piece of ass? Awwwwwwww. Young lust.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Dude make sure you guys didn't just get home from dinner, though.
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Awww bro that's just righteous
1234-5678 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 If you are going for the "permission" angle, perhaps sticking a wee bit of your finger in there at a time while boning and see how she reacts might work... That worked for me with my ex, and she ended up fucking loving it. Of course that was only the first time, the second time I got a little overzealous and she ended up bleeding, but win some lose some.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Inc has a new piece of ass? Awwwwwwww. Young lust. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You old fucks.
Guest INXS Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 I can imagine it now, half way thru pumping her saying "Can I fuck your ass now?". How naive. During foreplay test the water by rubbing a finger over her asshole then gently slipping it up there. If she doesnt like ass play, shell move your hand away, no harm done.
Ripper Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 all these, "just slip it in" guys are telling on themselves. Either you have really small dicks, or you have NEVER had anal sex before. Cause ain't no slippin in.
Black Lushus Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 i said don't just JAM it in, stick the first inch or so in slowly... yes, I have a small dick
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 I'm a jam it in kinda guy, personally. Half because most girls I know go for pain, and half because I have no respect for them.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 I'm a hopeless romantic.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 27, 2005 Author Report Posted January 27, 2005 Inc has a new piece of ass? Awwwwwwww. Young lust. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You old fucks. Die. She's Mexican, by the way, so I can never introduce her to JSYK.
I like Forums Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 How many girls actually enjoy it? Everytime I ever got to do it, the girl said she was doing it for my enjoyment only.
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