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Unforgiven- When Eastwood finally takes a swig of the booze and you know he's riding into town to fuck them up.

 

Reservior Dogs- Mr. Blonde dancing to "Stuck in the Middle With You" while casually trying to ignite a cop on fire... only to get a clip emptied into him by Mr. Orange.

 

Fight Club- I adored the Durden snap with the laughter, spewing blood everywhere. But the part I "marked" out for was when he gets carried over to the side to talk. As he sits down he grabs his limp leg and slings it over to cross his legs.

 

Godfather- When Sunny gets whacked at the tollbooth by seemingly endless bullets.

 

The Usual Suspects- When Spacey loses the limp and comes into a confident stride to walk away free.

 

Se7en- Finding out what was inside the box.

 

American History X- The curb stomping.

 

Braveheart- The final "freedom" scream and then everybody's reaction.

 

Strangers On A Train- The fight at the merry-go-round.

 

Groundhog's Day- When he keeps running into the guy who recongizes him then during one of the run-ins he just nails the guy in the face. Classic.

 

The Untouchables- When Ness meets Capone and his entourage just to strike down the first guy to get in his way followed by the confrontation.

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Those movies are so great. Socrates and Billy the Kid getting cockblocked by Freud was cinema magic.

 

Line of the movie is "Oh..just a minor oedipus complex."

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The Incredibles - Mr. Incredible calling Buddy "Brodie."

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Friday The 13th II-Guy in the wheelchair takes an axe to the face

 

The Big Lebowski-"This is what happens when YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

 

The Truth About Cats & Dogs-the Janeane Garofalo photography scene

 

Transformers The Movie-Hot Rod saves the day (bonus points for use of "The Touch")

 

Chopper-"Keithie's done himself a mischief"

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Arnie's cheesy lines in Commando:

 

(After Matrix throws a pipe through Bennett)

Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

 

Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.

Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

 

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!

Matrix: I lied.

 

Cooke: You scared motherfuxxer? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.

Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

 

Matrix: I'll be back, Bennett.

 

Matrix: (after killing some dude in the plane) Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

 

Cindy: What happened to Sully?

Matrix: I let him go.

ALL of Arnold's 80s action flicks are great for their corny, dumb quotes, but that movie in particular might be the best of them all for Arnold quotes.

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The scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where where Indiana Jones meets the swordsman. The swordsman does some fancy lethal tricks with a sword to show what will happen when they fight. Indy sighs, pulls out his gun, and fires killing the guy.

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ROTS:

+ The opening sequence

+ Yoda throwing a lightsaber into the heart of a clonetrooper, jumping on him, and pulling it out, and then behading yet another clonetrooper.

+ Darth Vader (suit form)

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If anyone cares, it was Spike that said "Oh shit what are we gonna do now?", during the Transformers Movie.

 

I'll go with one HUGE markout moment from my childhood. Watching the Transformers Movie at the theatre. At the end of the movie, when Galvatron is choking Hot Rod (how do you choke a robot?). Hot Rod, grabs the Matrix, kicks away from Galvatron, "You Got The Touch" plays, and you hear the ghostly voice of Optimus Prime say "arise Rodimus Prime". Rodimus then proceeds to no-sell Galvatrons offense in a manner that would make the Undertaker blush, then use the Matrix to destroy Unicron. Holy shit, I remember all the kids (myself included) and even a few parents marking out beyond belief for this. Ah, memories.......

 

 

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Speaking of Transformers markout moments, I marked when Optimus looked at Autobot city being decimated and then announces "Megatron must be stopped, no matter what the cost". He then transformed, rolled out, and proceeded to kick 59 different types of Decepticon ass. I am a huge replay fan of Optimus running over about 3 or 4 guys and then jumping in the air to shoot off like 4 or 5 more. I am getting goose bumps typing this.

 

One of my most recent markout moments was in Sin City. I'll just say, Marv's execution scene. Classic. Tack on Anakin walking to the Jedi temple with a ton of clones behind him getting ready to execute Order 66 as well.

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- Samuel L. Jackson in A Time To Kill when asked if the rednecks that raped his daughter deserved to die, "Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in HELL!". I had goosebumps for like an hour afterwards because of how chilling that line was.

 

- Se7en at the end when they find out what's in the box. That scared the living shit out of me and I ended up sitting in my room with no lights on shivering.

 

- Transformers: The Movie when Optimus Prime died. I cried like a lil bitch until when Starscream kicked a broken-down Megatron out of Astrotrain. Damn, Starscream was such an uber-dick.

 

- Spiderman 2, the subway fight. Just fucking awesome.

 

- LOTR: The Two Towers: When Gandalf shows up with the Rohirrim(sp?) after it seems like Aragorn and the others were going to get overrun by the Orcs. I swear, at least 3/4 of the theater gasped at the same time.

 

- Die Hard: McClaine hitting the catchphrase right after blowing a part of Han's brains out the back of his head.

 

- Team America: The desert chase scene where they played chicken and the butch guy yelled "Surprise, cockface!" before sending the terrorists into the face of the Great Sphinx.

 

- Casino: Nicky and his brother's execution at the end has to be one of the most brutal ass-kickings I've ever seen.

 

- Pulp Fiction: "English, motherfucka! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

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Happy Gilmore - "The Price is Wrong, BITCH~"

 

The Kentucky Fried Movie - Fake Bolo springing back up to his feet after getting beat down and Loo mouthing "What...the...fuck...".

 

Half Baked - Cameo appearance by Bob Saget.

 

Spider-Man 2 - Practically every moment with J. Jonah Jameson.

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-When Will Smith beat down the alien in the desert in Independence Day.

 

-the New Line Cinema logo to open Freddy vs. Jason when they play both Freddy and Jason's themes.

 

-Primal Fear: "There never was an Aaron, counselor."

 

-Bob Sapp in The Longest Yard (2005), because everything he did was GOLD.

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"Damn! I'm thirsty!"

 

-Denzel Washington in Training Day after Alonzo and Jake meet up with the crackheads in the alley. Gold.

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