WWE General Discussion for July 2007

[tekcop 0]

Tiger bomb doesn't exist. And why would WWE call it a tiger driver instead of a double underhook powerbomb anyways?

[Jingus 0]

"Suicide-plex"? Once again, they fucking made that up.

[Jingus 0]

"Orihara moonsault"? Wtf?

 

EDIT: "Bell clap"?

 

EDIT: found one that COULDN'T be solved, "Flying elbow _smash_", where none of the letters worked for the blanks on either side of smash.

 

EDIT: Memorable moment: "Eddie Guerrero Tribute". CLASSY.

 

EDIT: "Liontamer"? Aw, c'mon, the WWE retconning would lead one to believe this move is permanently called Walls Of Jericho.

 

EDIT: "Cannonball"? Wtf?

 

EDIT: Sharpshooter is under "wrestling moves", but Five knuckle shuffle is under "finishing manuevers"?

 

EDIT: "Gori special". Funny, I thought the correct name for that was "Gory Guerrero Special".

 

EDIT: "Arm stretch"? Wtf?

 

EDIT: "_o_a_ Torture Rack?" I'm pretty sure it's just the "Torture Rack"

 

EDIT: "Arm lock". The more I play, the more it seems stolen from Jericho's 1004 Holds.

 

EDIT: "Arm scissors". 1.where's the "short"? 2.enough with the generic arm holds!

 

EDIT: "Double choke"? Wtf?

 

EDIT: maximum score is 820, there's just too damn many short questions where you use up all your letters guessing. I quit, for good this time.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

"Suicide-plex"? Once again, they fucking made that up.

 

**WAITS FOR TASTELESS BENOIT JOKE**

 

I was red-hot on the game, got in the high 200s without missing anything and then almost got eliminated because of "Sleepwalker Suplex". I thought I knew most of my stuff, but I have never heard of a Sleepwalker Suplex before...

 

I ended up surviving it and the next answers were "Airplane Spin Toss" and "Super Belly to Belly Suplex", which, alright, these I can believe, then I almost get thrown out again in the mid 400s with "Skytwister Press".

[Jingus 0]

I was red-hot on the game, got in the high 200s without missing anything and then almost got eliminated because of "Sleepwalker Suplex". I thought I knew most of my stuff, but I have never heard of a Sleepwalker Suplex before...

Me neither. And I spent five years doing play-by-play commentary. I have no idea where the fuck they got some of these terms.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Was Cena's loss to the Great Khali on the last SNME show clean?

[Jingus 0]

I dunno. Like the majority of wrestling fans, I didn't bother to watch.

[Enigma 0]

NUDE PICTURE OF FORMER WWE DIVA BEING OFFERED ON EBAY, LATER REMOVED

 

A user on eBay who uses the handle "hulk5150" listed an auction for the prototype action figure of Jackie Gayda that was featured on MTV's Tough Enough 2. The user claims to be Jackie's ex-fiance and the man who was told by a teary Jackie that she had sex with one of the other contestants (the infamous hot tub incident). Before being edited, hulk5150 was also offering a nude picture he personally took of Jackie and listed it with censor bars. He later took the picture out of the auction. Here is the text from the altered listing:

 

Up for bid is the PROTOTYPE action figure of WWE Diva Miss Jackie Gayda. During the filming of MTV's Tough Enough 2, winner Jackie and the crew went to JAKKS Pacific and had their likenesses scanned into the computers and got their own action figures. This was custom made for Jackie by the guys at JAKKS Pacific. It was hand painted. It looks exactly like Jackie. There is only one of these in existence on planet Earth. This is THE ACTUAL figure that they showed on Tough Enough 2.

 

I'm Jackie's ex-fiancé. Yes, I was the poor soul she talked to on the phone during Tough Enough 2. I'm still paying for that blasted engagement ring, dang it! Help a brother out and bid on this thing, will ya?

 

This figure is in scale with other WWE wrestling figures and has been kept in a hard plastic display case since she brought it home.

 

I have MANY MANY more Jackie items if anyone's interested (shoes, WWE scripts, ring-worn bikinis, unlaundered bras & underwear *yikes*, even her hair extensions).

 

Shipping will be $5.96.

 

Think you've got everything there is to own WWE? Not until you own this! Bid now! Don't be left without a one-of-a-kind WWE collectable!

 

In the auction, he posted this picture of Jackie being repremanded in the ring by Chris Benoit at an OVW show:

 

 

Here are some noteable quotes from the Q&A part of the listing:

 

I dedicate this auction to anyone that's ever gotten cheated on and then stuck with a $6,000 engagement ring they're STILL trying to pay off!

 

Jackie saw my auction and got mad & her husband Charlie Haas contacted my boss and told him I was selling pornography on the Internet. Nice. So, hopefully I'll be able to pay off the ring AND keep my job!

 

It's kind of scummy to sell a toy? When Jackie left and moved out of state to be with Charlie Haas, she told me to keep all of her stuff, she didn't care what I did with it, and she told me to burn in...well, you get the picture. I'm left with dirty panties, several rolls of pictures, tons of wrestling memorabilia, and thousands of dollars of debt because of an engagement ring. I'm just trying to get out of debt. I'M scummy? Wait, you DID see that episode of Tough Enough 2 in the hot tub with Whats-his-name, didn't you? I know I did...and my parents...and my grandparents...and my friends...and my co-workers and boss...etc. The big question on Monday morning was, Hey Hulk5150, why was your girlfriend banging some dude in a hot tub on TV? But selling an action figure is scummy.

 

The auction sold for $1,603.

[Mecca 0]

LOL.........as Charlie Haas goes and kicks the guys ass.

 

That whole thing made me laugh pretty hard.

[geniusMoment 0]

Why the fuck did this dude wait this long? Why not sell the stuff right after she moved out, and in with Charlie, as then she was still in WWE. She isn't even in wrestling anymore, and he won't get near the return he could have, especially after her nip slip on raw.

[Jingus 0]

...I lied, I'm back playing the damn word game again.

 

 

"Double gutwrench"? Physically impossible.

 

"Blizzard suplex"? You think they meant the Snowplow?

 

"Double elow drop"? Yes, spelled exactly like that.

 

"Backroll press"? Wtf?

 

"Torturer crab"? Wtf?

 

"Snap ddt?" Wtf?

 

 

2376 and not in the fuckin' Top 10. Ya know, that magical secret Top 10 that we're not good enough to know who's in it or what their scores were.

[luke-o 0]

That game is dumb I suck at it. My highest score is 62.

 

My lowest so far is 0 as my first question was _a_breaker

 

Am I being stupid or is that really hard?

[Black Lushus 0]

just go the Wheel Of Fortune route: R S T L N E

[Mecca 0]

That game is dumb I suck at it. My highest score is 62.

 

My lowest so far is 0 as my first question was _a_breaker

 

Am I being stupid or is that really hard?

 

Backbreaker

[AntiLeaf33 0]

That game is dumb I suck at it. My highest score is 62.

 

My lowest so far is 0 as my first question was _a_breaker

 

Am I being stupid or is that really hard?

 

Backbreaker

 

Not enough spaces for backbreaker

 

On a side note, all of these renamed moves are fucking me up big time

[Danville_Wrestling 0]

EDIT: "Cannonball"? Wtf?

 

Wasn't this the name of Jean Pierre LaFitte's finisher where he did a somersault legdrop or something off the top rope onto his opponent? That might be where they are getting that move name from.

[billdynamite 0]

Ok this is how i see it. All of Cena's opponents, barring Edge over the past year have been these "unbeatable" monsters (Khali, Umaga, Lashley - who JR referred to as unbeatable or indestructable or whatever).

 

I think they could build Orton, even though he may be as thick as a whale omelette in real life, as the smarter guy. Cena can fight, but Orton can out think him. If Orton is made out to be this sick, sadistic heel that will do anything for the win, and uses his brain to out-wit the "better" fighter in Cena, it could be really interesting for me.

 

give Orton the strap at SummerSlam by somehow outsmarting Cena. Because we can't really buy that Orton is a better wrestler since he's been jobbed out so many times and Cena has beaten countless "unbeatable" opponents, so there has to be a different way to buy into Orton. I think if Orton can keep outsmarting him, and screwing him over as champion, i don't think people will get on Cena's back as much as they do because 1) he wouldn't be the champ, 2) he wouldn't be unbeatable because he'd be FLAWED and 3) he'd be chasing a guy that the crowd (if booked correctly, since Orton is a natural heel) legit hate.

 

That's basically how I'd do it.

 

EDIT: Ok i didn't actually see that SummerSlam thread. my bad. I'll post it there.

[Black Lushus 0]

he was doing Harlem Hangovers??? I don't remember that, but of course, I don't remember anyhing about his post-Quebecer days other than he was a pirate that stole jackets.

[Dandy 0]

"jawbreaker"

[luke-o 0]

"jawbreaker"

 

Ah fuck it! I did not see that!

[Guest Kliqster]

That game is dumb I suck at it. My highest score is 62.

 

My lowest so far is 0 as my first question was _a_breaker

 

Am I being stupid or is that really hard?

 

Backbreaker

 

Jawbreaker.

[Broward83 0]

I don't think it was harlem hangovers, I think he was doing senton bombs or something of that ilk

[10 Pounds 0]

The top 10 doesn't exist, it's just an excuse for us to see the video and participate in the contest.

 

Along with "Eddie Guerrero Tribute" as a "classy moment", there was a Woman mention in the "famous couples" category. There are some moves that we never see in the WWE and the average fan wouldn't know of, like Blizzard suplex (what the hell is that ?) and Turnbuckle Bomb.

 

I game over'd at "Bundy squashes Little Beaver" when I wasted three turns thinking I've mispelled "Bundy splashes Little Beaver". Boo-urns.

[Maztinho 0]

Some wrestler in Japan calls the T-Bone a Blizzard Suplex. Mystery solved.

[Steviekick 0]

What was the mascot _ _ A _ ?

 

I got eliminated at 640ish.

[spman 0]

I was thinking today, whatever happened to Mike Knox? He was no great shakes or anything but he seemed to be the break out guy during the early days of WWECW, even being the token ECW representative on the heel team at Survivor Series. After they completely reshuffled the ECW roster though he just got lost in the shuffle and ended up back in Deep South until they closed up. Anyone know what Knox has been doing lately? Is he wrestling in Keirn's new Florida promotion?

[Downhome 0]

He's set to show up back in ECW any week now, possibly with a new look and gimmick.

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

That's good news, he could sell a DDT like no one else.

[Jingus 0]

That game is dumb I suck at it. My highest score is 62.

 

My lowest so far is 0 as my first question was _a_breaker

 

Am I being stupid or is that really hard?

 

It's pretty hard, at least until you've played it long enough to recognize most of the wacky imaginary words.

 

 

just go the Wheel Of Fortune route: R S T L N E

That's mostly been my approach too, except vowels are free, so it's more like E S A R I and so on.

[Nate 0]

from WWE.com:

 

Rene Dupree released

July 26, 2007

 

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Rene Dupree. WWE wishes Rene all the best in his future endeavors.