Just started dating a girl, appropriate b-day gift?

[RepoMan]

I just started dating a girl. We had talked to each other for about a month online, went on dates the past two nights

 

Her b-day is tomorrow I'd just like to give her a little something. I'm thinking flowers, but it just seems so cliché. I really like her, we clique so far. I want to be creative but not creepy. Suggestions welcome.

[Red Baron]

CD/T-shirt combo.

[luke-o]

A box filled with 1000 kisses.

[Lil' Bitch]

A teddy bear holding a flower (trying get one in her favorite color).

[Guest Vitamin X]

we clique so far

[Spaceman Spiff]

Anal.

[CanadianChris]

Mole has some good ideas on gift-giving.

[CanadianGuitarist]

1. Cut a hole in a box.

[EricMM]

Was waiting for that one..

[2GOLD]

 

Find the person she hates the most in the world. Hit them with an axe. Wrap the dead body. Leave it on her doorstep with a card.

 

Instant sex.

[Black Lushus]

just remember that a penny means one...the rest will come natural

[Ripper]

Dinner. flowers. Its cliche but also appropriate.

[Copper Feel]

Anal.

 

[MrRant]

Just remember to say happy birthday. Shows you remember such things.

[Nighthawk]

Tip drill the bitch, yo.

[MrRant]

That was an oldie, but a goodie.

 

*Memories*

 

I'm still waiting a good time to bust out Amok Time again.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Give her Love Coupons.

[NoCalMike]

2. Put your junk in the box

[Dobbs 3K]

Slice off your ear and give it to her.

[Ravenbomb]

You say you used to talk online, get something relevant to that stuff. Like one of those jewelry things made from computer parts.

 

 

 

Or anal.

[Boon]

Computer jewelry wins.

[Kristianna]

Dinner and flowers are definitely the way to go at this point.

 

Or if she's like me, and she loves to dance, take her out to a nice club, and buy her a few drinks. And also give her flowers, and dinner too if you can afford it.

 

We want it all, honestly.

[luke-o]

Dinner and a movie is my usual birthday treat. It is cliche, but it more often than not works.

 

Not of nothing with Kristianna, but I wouldn't take her to a club, especially if you want to talk to her.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Cheesy, but I've seen it work in the past- offer her yourself as a birthday present. She can take that however she wants.

[Failed Bridge]

We want it all, honestly.

Aint that the truth.

 

I went the route of dinner, movie, ice cream and letting her pick up art supplies that she needed. I also bought her a t-shirt that reads "Boobies Make Me Smile" which she loves. I'm glad the other one's birthday isn't until May because it costs quite a bit at the end of the day.

[Ravenbomb]

I usually scour eBay for something hard to find related to something she likes or something that would mean something to just us, but that doesn't cost a whole lot. Like she really likes Nightmare Before Christmas, so once I got her one of those watches that Burger King was selling back when the movie first came out. She really liked it a lot, and I spent $7. Win-Win. (Win)

[Nighthawk]

Dinner and flowers are definitely the way to go at this point.

 

Or if she's like me, and she loves to dance, take her out to a nice club, and buy her a few drinks. And also give her flowers, and dinner too if you can afford it.

 

We want it all, honestly.

 

Is it ok that I hate you? I mean, I spend pretty much all my time listening to the Requiem For a Dream soundtrack. If you seriously have advice, pm me, no really do... I seriously need it. I am desperately alone and I hate women. Plese help me.

[geniusMoment]

Paypal me $100.01 and then print out a gift card stating, "A donation in the amount of $100.01 has been made in your name to The Human Fund". She'll think it's sweet, and I get to wet my beak just a little for giving you the idea.

[chuck415]

Make her a special b-day video of you masturbating using your tears as lube. It shows you are sexy and sensitive.